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It was movie night, meaning Yuki had to spend her precious time with the infamous Kiryu twins and her beloved Kuran-senpai, as Zero put it.
"You're a dick, Kuran.
"You love dick."
"And you want my dick."
"Shut the fuck up, Kiryu."
It was quiet, except for the sound of Ichiru munching his favorite lemon muffin.
"Don't be such a bitch, Kuran. Share the popcorn."
"If you want to be my bitch, you just have to say so."
"Tch, you're a cocksucker."
"I only want to suck yours."
"Shut the fuck up, Kuran."
Yuki grew uncomfortable. She'd never heard some of the words spoke by those two. Ichiru seemed to notice this as he gave Yuki his extra lemon bread, lemon pie and the icy lemon juice he made by himself earlier. Zero called him lemonade, or lemon queen or lemon melon. Ichiru didn't mind really.
"Kuran! Move your hand off my ass!"
"I thought you want it there?"
"Fuck you."
"No no Zero, fuck you."
"Watching those two are far more interesting than watching Junjou Romantica. Don't you think so Yuki?" Ichiru asked.
She nodded, "Far better than Brokeback Mountain too." It was one of her favorite gay movies.
"Kuran you asshole!"
"I know you want me."
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Written by Wookie