Me: Yo.
Everyone: *glares*
Me: *cowering* ok I understand you are mad me for not updating for over ½ a year, but seriously, I have schoolwork and crap like that :(
Amu: haha yeah right, you were just too busy reading manga and crap.
Me: CRAP! I WAS FOUND! :O ok I admit it, I had NO inspiration what so ever, so I was reading manga and stuff. Sorry DX
Ikuto: what manga?
Me: ummm... if you count my anime too, that comes to: Bleach, Fairy Tail, Kuroshitsuji I, bit of Naruto, one ep of Beelzebub (lol) and Shugo Chara (again). Oh AND POKEMON :'D
Amu: Holy crap...
Ichigo: *runs into room* HALP! There's some homicidal psychopath outside!
Me: WHAT! WHO DARES ENTER MY HOUSE! *chara transform into Yin Yang (Harmony)* CHA! *looks out window* SCREW THIS! *runs away*
Ikuto: *looks out* holy crap! You can hardly see him :O ARGH HES COMING UP THE STAIRS!
Ryou: *on computer* apparently a rip in space/time opened to the Narutoverse. And now we had to deal with a PMS-ing Uchiha.
Me: *back* OMFG GET HIM OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE KILLS EVERYONE! *gets ready to kick him back to Narutoverse*
Sasuke: DONT. TOUCH. ME. *sets Amaterasu to FREAKING EVERYTHING*
Me: Crap! RUNNNNNN! *grabs laptop and gets the freak out of there*
Everyone: ARGGGHHHHHHH! *runs for their lives*
Me: DO NOT OWWWWWNNNN!
~SCTMM~
Amu sighed. She flicked the TV on.
"Experts cannot explain who these mysterious her-"
Flick.
"The overall damage was minimal thanks to the girl wh-"
Flick.
"Are these two related to the famous Me-"
"Argh!" The TV switched off, and the remote was thrown across the room. "Can't they just leave it alone?"
Ring, ring, ri-
"Moshimoshi?"
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND?" Amu nearly dropped the phone in surprise. Hastily, she settled herself.
"What? What did I do?"
Utau was pissed. "You know what! You are on every FREAKING news channel! What in the world were you thinking?"
Amu blanched. "Oh, that. It's not like we had a choice. We would all be monster food if we didn't do something."
Utau exhaled angrily. "Be glad no one recognised you. You would be in some deep crap."
Amu sweatdropped. "Yeah, don't remind me. Are you done yelling?"
"HINAMORIIIIII!" Ah crap, here came Kukai. "THAT WAS SOME FREAKING AWESOME SAUCE YOU DID THERE!"
Leave it to Kukai not to be worried about exposure.
"Hinamori-san/Amu-chan/Amu-chi!" sounded.
"Ohayo, minna."
"I need to speak to her." Came a rather high voice for a male.
"NO! YAYA-CHAN WANTS TO!"
"I will." Came the quiet, but powerful female voice.
"PISS OFF ALL OF YOU, I'M TALKING!" Utau yelled.
Amu sighed. "Utau, I'm just going to hang up."
No response. Fighting and yelling could be heard.
"Bye." Click. Amu chucked to phone on the bedside table and jumped onto the bed, staring at the ceiling.
Ikuto chose this as the perfect time to walk in. Seeing the exasperated look on her face, he decided to ask what's up.
"Utau called. She yelled at me and then the rest decided to wrestle for the phone."
"Who won?"
"No one. I hung up." Ikuto laughed.
"Anyway, it's nearly lunch. Want to get something?"
"No thanks. I'm not hungry." Just then, Amu's stomach decided to sound like a dying whale.
"You stomach says differently. Let's go. I've got to get some groceries anyway."
"Groceries?"
"Yeah, groceries." He remembered his to-do list. Speaking of which...
Amu yelped as she pulled off the bed and onto Ikuto's back. "What the hell are you doing?"
"Since you're not going to get up yourself, I decided to make you get up. I must say, you make an excellent jacket."
"Damn perverted cat." Came the reply with Amu blushing. Ikuto smirked. Be perverted to Amu, check.
~SCTMM~
Everyone was pissed at Ichigo. Of course, who wouldn't be pissed at someone who just happened to hit her head and forget the names of the people who could either be powerful allies or dangerous enemies?
Ichigo was depressed. Everyone was ignoring her. Seriously, she had told the truth. She HAD hit her head. Oh sorry for not remembering the names Ryou, next time a giant raging bug terrorises the city you can take care of it, okay?
Ichigo wiped down a table.
"Ichigo-wasureppoi(1) this tea is getting cold. Heat it up for me." Mint called. Ichigo vein popped out.
"Got heat your own damn tea, amayakasa gaki(2)!" She yelled.
Mint's mouth dropped. How dare the baka call her amayakasa gaki! That was just plain rude! Mint huffed and went back to her cold tea.
"Baka neko(3)! Making me heat my own tea." She whispered angrily. She walked off without another word.
Ryou was down stairs, STILL trying to get into the files. ACCESS DENIED. Ryou grabbed his hair and started kicking things.
"STUPID FREAKING SON OF A BITCH! OPEN THE HELL UP WILL YOU! GARRRGHH!" He was about to smash his fist through the screen when Keiichiro opened the door.
"Ryou, how are you doing with the fi-" Taking in Ryou's poisted fist and red face, complete with smoking nostrils, Keiichiro knew the answer. "Not even close, huh?"
"YOUSAID IT! THE STUPID MOTHERFREAKING FILES HAVE FREAKING PROTECTIONS ON PROTECTIONS ON PROTECTIONS! NO MATTER HOW MANY I BREAK THROUGH THERE'S ANOTHER FREAKING LOT! I HATE MY LIFE!"
Keiichiro sweatdropped. "We get it that you're irritated, but please, don't kill yourself over it. Seriously, take a break. You haven't looked like you've slept in three days."
He went to leave when he turned around. "By the way, I made a strawberry cheesecake for the staff. You might want to get a slice before Ichigo eats it all."
He left. Ryou turned back to the computer. He tried once more.
While waiting for his virus to hack through, he ate some of his ham sandwich that was conveniently there the entire time. He turned back to the screen.
He nearly choked on his sandwich.
Nearly all the protections had been hacked through. Only a handful remained. Seeing as the virus he just used wouldn't work, he quickly started to develop a modified one.
"AW HELL YEAH! THESE AREN'T GETTING AWAY FROM ME NOW!" his fingers were lightning-fast across the keyboard.
~SCTMM~
Ikuto grimaced. Yeah, he managed to get Amu out of the apartment, but Amu decided at that moment to flip the situation and dragged Ikuto by the arm off to some hideous (well, in his opinion) girly restaurant for brunch. BRUNCH! Guys do NOT eat brunch! Of course he had protested, but Amu had her way.
So now he was sitting here, in a girly chair, at a girly table, surrounded by girly waitresses with sugary voices, in the freaking girliest restaurant he had ever been in. It was even worse than the cafe in the park.
A waitress came into view. She was wearing a very short blue waitress's dress, with the longest freaking ribbon Ikuto had even seen. The tails of the ribbon were grazing the floor. How the hell did she not trip over those ridiculous things? She shoved her make-up caked face between Amu and Ikuto.
"What can I get you?" she said to Ikuto, purposely turning her back to Amu. Amu was irritated at the action. Ikuto couldn't blame her; he would want that waitress's ass in his face either. But seriously, at the moment he'd prefer that to a close-up of the girl's face. She was covered in so much foundation that she looked like plastic, not to mention the chunk of concealer on her eyebrow. Her eyelids were painted electric blue, and her lashes had so much mascara on, they looked like whole families of tarantulas had made their home on her face.
"Nothing, thanks. I just lost my appetite."
"Are you sure~" she stuck out her ridiculously tiny chest out. Was she seriously doing what he thought she was doing? He had seen 8 year olds with bigger chests than her.
"I'm sure he's sure." Amu called, glaring daggers at the girl. The waitress, having felt the glare, turned around. It was a surprise she didn't faint on the spot. Amu radiated an aura of killing intent.
"O-Of course, Guest-sa-sama. What c-can I ge-get you?" Amu looked victorious. She lay back on her seat and waved her hand at the girl.
"I want the best thing this tacky place has."
"S-So the Grand King's st-steak and salad?" Amu nodded her head, as if to say 'yeah, whatever'. The girl raced to write down the order.
"I-It won't be long." She got the freak out of there.
"Nise mesu(4)" Amu grumbled. "This place is so tacky."
Ikuto took a sip of water, then he said irritably, "Why is it now you realised this was the worst place to go to?"
Amu grinned evilly. "Because I wanted to make you suffer."
Ikuto gulped the rest of the water down. "Well you're doing a good job then."
~SCTMM~
Wasureppoi – forgetful
Amayakasa gaki – spoilt brat
Baka neko – stupid cat
Nise mesu – fake bitch
Me: ANNNNNDDDD... CUT!
Ikuto: *blanch* is that it?
Me: Well, sorry but my writing skillz are rusty from not being in use so long -_-
Amu: Wel, go on, keep practicing. KEEP WRITING THIS DAMN STORY!
Me: T^T I would've made the chappie longer but I am getting angry mail from my followers D:
Dia: Give her a break, she tried her best.
Ikuto: Wait... where did PMS-ing Uchiha go?
Me: LULZ turn out he's pissed at the large amount of sasunaru writers on
Amu: O_O' and?
Me: lets just say those ppl better get some rubber suits, cause there'll be heaps of lightning there
Everyone: *takes a minute of silence* Those poor ppl...