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One of Kaname's favorite movies was Happy Potter; he didn't see anything wrong with it. In fact, he enjoyed it very much. Especially the spells. Yes, specially the spells. Unfortunately for the pureblood, his beloved, cocky lover was against him. As Kiryu Zero preferred movies that didn't have any spells, sparkling vampires, werewolves, witch or sorcerer in it. Zero preferred a normal movie, like Titanic.
Kaname rolled his eyes.
"I don't understand it. What's so special about Harry Spitter?"
"Harry Potter." Kaname corrected.
"Yeah that." Zero folded his arms. Kaname didn't make any attempt to answer him, so Zero scrunched his nose and looked at the vampire.
"I bet you haven't heard of this spell before." His face remained blank.
"What...spell?" Kaname steadied his breath, watching the hunter.
"Bastardious!" Zero rocked his hands in the air.
"...very mature, Zero. What did it do?"
"It turns people into a bastard."
Zero was mocking him. Kaname knew it. But he decided to play along with it. "Any new spell you want to share with me again?"
"Yeah," Zero grinned. "The bitch-face hex."
"Shut up."
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Written by Wookie