Rainbows

by Lucillia

Sasuke inadvertently imitates the First Hokage when he steals the Second Hokage's scroll of prank Jutsu from Naruto, and learns a jutsu that's "Guaranteed to stop any enemy in his tracks". Upon seeing it confuse the enemy, and not seeing how it does so, he uses it again and again... Short oneshots, not in chronological order.

2. Madara

Naruto didn't quite know where the slightly wicked impulse had come from, perhaps the Prank Lord wasn't entirely dead, as he and most of Konoha believed. All he knew was that his mind had combined the "Frill necked lizard" and "Whack-a-mole" jutsus that this jackass who was blocking the path to Sasuke had done with Kakashi's comment that the man had the Sharingan, and the next thing he knew, he was doing something that just about everyone in the group would term "Stupid and pointless."

"Hey, um, Tobi was it?" Naruto yelled.

"Yes?" the intangible Akatsuki member asked.

"Would you like to learn a really neat and super-cool jutsu?" Naruto asked, barely holding back the foxy grin that would have given him away.

"Yes!" Tobi said excitedly, practically bouncing in glee.

"Watch closely now." Naruto said as he went through the handseals of "Sasuke's favorite jutsu", cutting off his chakra at the last instant before it could come into effect.

Tobi copied the handseals correctly on the first try, and did the jutsu perfectly.

"Why does Tobi find that sequence of handseals familiar...?" Tobi asked rhetorically as the group started laughing hysterically at the rainbow that was touching the ground behind the Akatsuki dipshit.

"That was that damnable Senju's ass rainbow jutsu!" "Tobi" yelled, his voice changing completely.

"I'm gonna kill you, you little bastard!" Uchiha Madara roared as he lunged for Naruto, his plans for turning the moon into a giant eye completely forgotten in his anger.

Fortunately for Naruto, this was one of those universes where Jiraiya had focused less on using the power of the Kyuubi and more on seals, allowing Naruto to recreate the Hiraishin after a fashion. By the time Madara reached the spot in which Naruto had been standing, Naruto was wondering what the hell he was doing in the Kazekage's bathroom until he noticed that the stick that he'd put his seal on which he'd given to Gaara - forgetting to tell him what it was in the excitement that was a result of Gaara coming back to life - had been used as an impromptu toilet roll holder.