In which Ciel is Indecent

AN: Oh, my! I log in and what do I see? Four shiny new reviews, all full of lovely praise! I literally giggled and bounced in my seat when I saw those. Oh good readers, you have enticed me to update two days in a row, which does not happen very often.

"No."

"It is for your own good, bocchan."

"No."

"Just for a few minutes?"

"I said no."

"I'll do whatever you want afterwards."

"You have to anyway. No."

Sebastian sighed and massaged his temples. "You do realize that bathing is necessary to present a good appearance to the world, correct?"

Ciel stared at him blankly. "Yes, I do. I simply do not wish for a bath today."

"Then will I have to force you, bocchan?"

"S-Sebastian!" The young boy glared at the demon with such force that Sebastian shrank away slightly. "Don't you dare!"

Sebastian stayed still for a second, then tried to pounce on the boy to drag him over to the bathtub. With the slippery cunning of the young, Ciel ducked under his butler's arm and ran down the hallway.

Sebastian managed to catch hold of the seat of his master's pants as he passed by, but the boy kept going. There was a small rip and then Ciel was running down the hallway in nothing but his underthings and a shirt.

"Wait! No, stop-Bocchan, you're indecent! Come back!"

The young boy finally skidded to a stop, his face slightly red. Sebastian stared at him for a second. "Are those ladies undergarments, bocchan?"

Ciel's face was a very interesting shade of bright red by now. "You shall never speak to anyone about this again, do you understand me?"

The demon smirked. "Yes, my lord." Just another thing to add to my giant list of ways to blackmail you…

Ciel then stalked off haughtily, sniffing disdainfully. "I shall call you when I am ready for my bath."

"So you are taking a bath after all?"

"Shut up."

Sebastian smiled to himself smugly.

Around the corner, Mey-Rin was looking dangerous. Or, well, as dangerous as she can look. Which isn't very dangerous. Those… were my undergarments. He will pay. Although… he did look so adorable in them… ooh.

Finny put a timid hand on her shoulder. "Are you OK?"

She then realized that she was getting another nosebleed. She tittered. "Oh, yes! Just fine."

AN: Feed me... I hunger. Also, to those cosplayers who made the "Bocchan, you're indecent!" video... Let me hug you. And steal your Grell costume. Please.

Next chapter: "Grell, please remove your shirt." "What a lovely chest." "Ooh, Sebas-chan!"