Zero and Yuki sat in silence as they watched a movie together in the living room. There really wasn't anything else to do because it was fall break and there wasn't any homework.
"Zero," Yuki reached over to Zero's side of the couch, "Gimme popcorn."
The silverette rolled his eyes, "It was finished a long time ago."
"Then make more." She whined.
"Fine," Zero said with a sigh, the movie was boring anyways, "But you're going to get fat and be sorry for it."
"Shut up."
Then there was a vibrate in Zero's pocket, and a ring that Yuki would surely remember for years:
Warning, your husband is calling, warning, your husband is calling.
It was complete with alarms and all.
Yuki burst out laughing as Zero answered his phone, "ZERO! YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME THAT RING TONE!"
Zero chuckled and nearly laughed when his "husband" asked, "Zero? What ring tone?"
"It's nothing Kaname dearest," Zero replied, moving to the next room to drown out Yuki's laughter, "When are you coming home?"
xox
Written by Cookie
This ring tone is actually a real ring tone! I thought it was funny so I decided to write about it. I hope you enjoyed~