Brobrosismon

Disclaimer: I have never owned digimon or Oreos, but after a trip to the supermarket I will.

Chapter 11: WTF?

"Okay, Chris let me explain" Arch started to say, "there are two worlds, our one and the one run by digimon whi-"
"Sorry mate, Lord Bokomon beat you to the punch" Chris interrupted, revealing his green card which he used to digivolve his digimon to their rookie forms.

"Hi" Guilmon said.

"And you Lucian?" Robin asked.

"Actually it's Lucemon" 'Lucian' replied as he revealed his true form whilst he shut the door. The three guys and Robin were impressed.

"Well, I guess I'll have to explain" Robin suggested. "Three months ago the four of us received our partner digimon from Lord Bokomon and so far I am the only one who has reached mega level, making me the commanding officer. We have basically whooped the digimon empress' backside countless times, however her forces are growing".

"The who?" Lucemon asked.

"The digimon empress is a nasty little girl whose main intentions are to enslave all of the digital world and its inhabitants" Cam replied.

"So she was the one who sent the Keramon?" Chris asked.

"Probably" Robin replied.

"The Ogremon and Hyogamon?"
"Definitely."
"And the three that attacked my brother and his friend but were saved by an Omnimon?"

"Yep, wait" Robin interrupted, "that was me."

"WTF?" Chris asked, "but you're a girl! Omnimon was a dude!"

"Yes well I have to combine with my partners to achieve mega level and they're both guys".

"So messed up" Chris replied.

Elsewhere, Grace was suffering from a similar situation.

"Whoa" Ed muttered.

"I know" Grace replied.

"So cute!" Claudia squealed as she picked up the Nyaromon without the bow, "what are they?"

"We're digimon" the bowed Nyaromon replied, "beings from a different world where everything is made from data including us. Grace and her brothers are helping us to defeat the evil empress that has enslaved our land".

"That's news to me" Grace muttered.

"Well not to me" Ed replied as he opened his locker, revealing a legless orange and yellow feathered puffball with an orange ponytail added into the mix. "Ladies" he said, "this is Chicchimon" as he picked up the digimon.

"Morning" Chicchimon waved to the girls.

"This is so messed up" Claudia stated.

Grace was in shock. Tori, her main wingman actually had a secret he could share with her? Someone pinch her.

It was then that screams were heard outside.

"Ha ha, tremble before me humans or face the wrath of Zanbamon!" the attacker said as his figure stepped out from the smoke.

He looked like a samurai of old in gold and red armour with two samurai swords, however his legs were that of a horse zombie. Behind him were at least twenty smaller samurai, Musyamon and what looked like seven minotaur versions of a centaur in red armour, Vajramon.

Grace and Ed were the first to arrive at the scene with Claudia finding someplace to hide. A minute later Lucemon, Chris with Impmon and Guilmon, Cam with Dorumon and Ryuudamon, John with Veemon and Wormon, Arch with Dracomon and Commandramon and Robin with Agumon and Gabumon had arrived with their D slashes at the ready with Chris, Grace and Ed swiping their red cards, Cam and Arch swiping their blues with John adding a weird rainbow coloured card and Robin with her white and rainbow cards.

Impmon digivolve to...Devimon!

Guilmon digivolve too...Growlmon!

Chicchimon digivolve to...Buraimon!

Nyaromon digivove to...Gatomon!

Nyaromon digivolve to... BlackGatomon!
Wormon, Veemon DNA digivolve to...Paildramon!

Commandramon digivolve to...Tankdramon!

Dracomon digivolve to...Wingdramon!

Dorumon digivolve to...Dorugreymon!

Ryuudamon digivolve to...Hisyarumon!

Finally as Robin swiped her cards she seemed to have split into two of herself, except one was a deep blue in colour and the other a bright orange, merging with Agumon and Gabumon into Wargreymon, a dinosaur man in red, silver and orange armour and Metalgarurumon, a cybernetic wolf made with black, yellow and blue armour, then a strange aura encircled the two of them.

Wargreymon, MetalGarurumon DNA digivolve to...Omnimon!

It was then that the Digi team entered their first battle together. Devimon, Growlmon and the cat twins were up against the Musyamon slashing with paws and claws with Devimon controlling a few to make them revert to mere eggs but they just kept coming. Well that was until a gigantic dragon tank blew them to oblivion with his Blast Gatling.

"Thanks dude" Devimon thanked the massive powerhouse.

"Hey its cool little dude" Tankdramon replied, "A friend in need's a friend indeed eh?

Elsewhere the Vajramon were ganging up on the chicken man hybrid in samurai getup, Buraimon but most of them were struck down by an amazing blaze of fire, courtesy of the big blue dragon of the skies Wingdramon.

The remaining ox dudes were now running away towards the trees.

"How dare you run from a battle?" Zanbamon shouted, "fight like the warriors I trained!" However, it was not long before a dragon insect thing called Paildramon and a furry dragon called Dorugreymon were in their path.

"Leaving so soon?" Paildramon asked them with his fused voice.

"Let's see who kills the most of these guys, shall we?" DoruGreymon asked his friend.

"Winner gets the last bottle of Mountain Dew".

"Okay, now let's light 'em up!"

"Desperado blaster!"

"Metal meteor!"

Out of the five remaining Vajramon none survived, with the victory for Dorugreymon at 3-2.

"You win" Paildramon sighed.

"Like always" DoruGreymon muttered.

Elsewhere Omnimon and Zambamon were hard at it, swords clanging all over the place as the two titans hacked and slashed at each other, then Zambamon with his free hand pulled out a much smaller blade unbeknownst to the knight and extended his arm, aiming it at the exposed torso of Omnimon when something strange happened. The sword stabbed him in the chest, then the samurai realized that this sword was not his at all. For one thing his sword didn't turn into a golden dragon.

"Thanks Hisyarumon" the knight thanked the golden digimon who promptly gave him/her the thumbs up. Then within a split second the knights blue arm grew a giant cannon and promptly blew the samurai's block off, causing it to turn into a digiegg and fly away.

Not far away another Digimon stood. He had blue skin, green eyes and blond hair with his lower face concealed by the upturned collar of his purple torn cape. He also wore a yellow and orange with loads of zips and designs with purple boots a golden staff with a headpiece that looked like an egg meeting the sun and a purple with's hat with a skull design on it. "This is interesting" he muttered, "the empress must know about this" and at that he disappeared into thin air.

So what did you think? I'm on half term so I probably will have more time to work on my stories. Read and review.