Ichiru woke up and smirked at his twin brother sleeping next to him. The sun still wasn't out though. The blaring numbers on their alarm clock showed that it would still be a good three more hours until the sun finally peeked out over the mountain range.
The younger twin poked Zero three times in a cheek, a gesture that always worked to wake his brother up. "Zero- Zero-" he murmured.
Zero opened one irritated eye, scowling, "What?"
"You're erect."
"So?"
Ichiru raised an eyebrow.
"Ichiru," Zero sighed exasperated, "Guys get erections in their sleep throughout the night- so stop bothering with it; it's a natural thing."
"Zero…"
"What?"
"Stop being such a nerd."
xox
Written by Cookie
A/N: Well, this is just something I read in one of those fact things...on someone's itouch. I thought it was funny, so I wrote about it!