Brobrosismon
Disclaimer: I have never owned digimon or Total Drama Action which finally airing in the UK. In today's episode we see into the lives of our male protagonists, Arch, John, Cam, Chris and Tori.
Chapter 14: The samurai has chicken legs
"Come on Chris, it's easy"!
"Easy for you to say" Chris muttered as he trod nervously to the edge of the slope, ski poles shaking in his gloved hands, "this is my first try". The guys had dragged him down to this indoor ski slope. True it wasn't snowy but this was the first time he had done something like this and looking from this angle Chris was terrified, then he took one step forward and let gravity do the rest.
"That's it Chris you're doing it" Arch shouted. Chris felt the ground beneath his feet rush behind him as his speed increased. That was until he saw that he was going to run into a brick wall.
"I don't know how to stop this thing!" he shouted before he hit the wall with a sickening crunch, "I'm okay"
Half an hour later the four of them were in an empty area of the local park with their in-training partners, Kyokyomon, Dorimon, Minomon, DemiVeemon, Missimon, Bebydomon, Gigimon and Yaamon, so that they'd be easy to hide. So far Kyokyomon and Bebydomon were playing tag in the air, well until a certain missile accidentally crashed into the two of them.
"You are such a klutz" Bebydomon said to his tamer's talking missile.
"You were in the way" Missimon pointed out, "you were in the air, ergo you had near infinite space to be in so I wouldn't hit you"
"Guys" Arch warned them, "there are other people here so behave yourselves and stop fighting for once"
Missimon then flew over to the other flying guy to apologise. "I'm sorry Kyokyo" he said, "I guess I was being a bit oblivious to my surroundings"
"You're forgiven" the yellow serpent thing replied as the missile pulled him in for a hug.
"Hey I've always wanted to ask you guys something" Chris said, "how did you guys meet your partners"?
"Well we were walking to see that new movie with that mental patient who's got a weird grasp on reality when there was a light" John began, "pretty soon we were attacked by some nutcase in a cape called Wizardmon asking us for eggs."
"Of course we were completely confused by the guy" Cam continued as he cracked open a coke, "so when the mon thought we were lying he sent out this giant red bug aka Kuwaggamon and just as the beetle was about to slice our heads off Dorumon, Dracomon and Veemon appeared and drove him off. Afterwards they gave us our D-Slashes and cards. And that's what happened"
"What about the other three?" Chris asked.
"Well a few weeks ago Bokomon and these mega level digimon put us all under these trials" Arch replied, "it was a test to see if we were still worthy to fight and we all passed. So we got our second partners Ryuudamon, Commandramon and Wormmon"
"Aw nuts" Yaamon sighed, "let's hope Chris doesn't get another melon head like bozo the black and red dinosaur here otherwise I'm going to overdose on nutmeg. What? I saw there was a crazy story about people getting high on nutmeg in somewhere called America"
"Wow" Chris said, "I've heard of drug dealers mixing baking powder into cocaine but that's just ridiculous. And Yaamon, Gigimon is just as valuable as you are"
"Still dumb though" the purple head replied as he stuck out his tongue, vulnerable to a flick on the head by the teen.
"Not as dumb as you" came an icy voice nearby. Then out flew a shuriken which clipped Missimon's wings, sending him flying into his tamer.
"I second that" another voice said as an eight bladed shuriken went flying towards Gigimon who was at this moment paralysed with fear, only to have Chris fling himself towards the little guy and get him out of the firing line.
"Greetings opponents, I am Ninjamon" The first voice said as a red ninja armour clad dumpling seemed to appear out of leaves.
"And I am Kougamon" another voice added as a purple clad dumpling appeared out of a cloud of smoke, "but you can call us your demise".
"NO!" Gigimon wailed, "I wanted to die choking on food". This was followed by a slap from Dorimon.
"Seriously dude, focus" Demiveemon hissed, "otherwise we're chop suet for these clowns"
"This is going to be easy" John sighed as he swiped his red card.
Minomon digivolve to... Stingmon!
Demiveemon digivolve to... Exveemon!
"V-laser!" the blue dino shouted as he fired off his x shaped beam. However the two ninjas were too fast and so they dodged his attack, sending him flying into Stingmon.
"Chris, get us in there!" Yaamon demanded.
"Ninjas are disrespectful" Kyokyomon mutrered, "only the art of the samurai should be deemed worthy".
"Prejudiced much?" Bebydomon asked rhetorically, "come on Arch, put me in there"
Bebydomon digivolve to... Coredramon blue!
Yaamon digivolve to... Devimon!
Gigimon digivolve to... Growlmon!
Missimon digivolve to... Sealsdramon!
Dorimon digivolve to... Dorugamon!
Kyokyomon digivolve to... Ginryumon!
The plan was the Coredramon and Dorugamon would fly with Devimon to attack from the air whilst the others performed a ground assault.
"Why are we going champion anyway?" Cam asked.
"Because we just felt like it" John replied as he dodged a stray shuriken.
"You may think that two of us is easy" Kougamon started.
"But how can you fight so many?" his brother asked as the two ninja dumplings did some weird hand poses before shouting, "Bunshin no jutsu"!
Just like that the ninjas had separated into at least twenty copies each.
"Try to guess which of us is the real one" the Kougamons snickered before all but one vanished as Sealsdramon's knife was seen sticking out of the purple clad enemy's back, "I stand corrected".
"NO!" Ninjamon shouted as he saw his brother disintegrate into a digi egg before his very eyes and float off into the open sky. Then he turned to the digidestind with tears running down his face as he charged at them, pulling out his sword. However with each step he took the data of his fallen brother that was left behind was absorbed into his body, allowing a bright light to consume him.
"Are we dead?" Growlmon asked.
"Maybe if someone came to help just when we needed it we'll be okay" Chris muttered.
Meanwhile, in a small village not too far away...
"These rice balls are pretty good Tori" Lucemon said as he munched on one of them, "what did you add?"
"Strawberry jam" Tori replied as he handed Buraimon with a cod rice ball, only to see the samurai gaze deeply into space, "what's up Buraimon"?
"I just had that feeling that someone was talking about us" the bird man replied.
"Probably nothing" Lucemon beamed as he tucked into another strawberry rice ball.
Meanwhile at the fight...
"Ninjamon digivolve to Cherrymon!" said the figure that had appeared where Ninjamon had been, a very large and very old cherry tree with a walking stick, beard and piercing yellow eyes, "I am Cherrymon, the king of the forest! Since you killed my brother, his data was absorbed into me so I could DNA digivolve to this form without his digicore"
"I'm bored" Growlmon sighed, "pyro blaster".
Upon that word Cherrymon was running around, covered in flames, until a golden light hit him and he reverted to a panting Ninjamon.
"This isn't over" he sneered as he disappeared in a spiral of leaves.
"Well that was weird" Arch said as he shook hands with the newly degenerated Commandramon, "good work soldier".
"Thank you sir" Commandramon replied, sticking his tongue out at Coredramon.
Chris then degenerated his digimon to their rookie forms and asked the imp, "Impmon, do you have something to say to Guilmon"?
"Look Guilmon, I don't really have any experience with this sort of thing but... I'm sorry melon head. I guess you are pretty cool"
Guilmon then pulled Impmon into a bone snapping bear hug, "SO are we friends"?
"I don't care just let me go, you're busting my spine!" Impmon shouted.
However, far away there was a castle of a dark purple hue with artificial yet organic looking towers and a moat full of the most hated aquatic digimon the loyal ninja returned with bad news for the empress who was in her throne room. The girl was of medium height buy made taller by black high heels and wore a light purple thigh length dress with a large ribbon wrapped around her waist, tied with a large bow at the back. She had pale skin, short, straight purple hair which went down to the middle of her neck and a purple stage mask, encrusted with the diamonds of a Blastmon which hid her large green eyes. On her wrist was a smaller version of the D slash with two fire red stripes separated by one of an orangey yellow with thin, bold red stripes. Seated next to her was one of her generals, Wizardmon.
"So you've come back just to say that Kougamon is dead but the digidestind aren't?" the Empress asked in a calm, somewhat soothing tone, "then why did you come back at all?"
"As a ninja I am honour bound not to desert my mistress" Ninjamon replied, "but all is not in vain, I have required the form of Cherrymon in battle my empress so if we have more for-"
"Enough" the empress interrupted the servant as she secretly swiped a blue card into her D slasher, "Wizardmon, I need to see him for a second so be a dear and take care of our valiant warrior will you"?
"Of course my empress" the wizard nodded as his tamer left the room, listening with relish at the sound of screams and the last ninja brother joining his brother at last. She then walked to a private dungeon where she kept her special guest locked up with a collection of books, games and instruments to keep him occupied. He was sitting on his bed, looking at the yellow teddy bear in his hands.
"Who made you angry this time?" Etemon asked.
"No one Mistymon couldn't handle" the Empress replied before sighing, "look, I need something to distract me so I'm taking a few people with me to the Sweets zone. Do you want to come and tag along"?
"I'm not sure if Mera and Wiz would want me there" the monkey puppet sighed.
"Hey, listen" the empress spoke as she took Etemon's paw, "you are one of my generals, equal to both those two hot heads. If they have a problem with you they can answer to me"
"Okay then" Etemon said as he put the microphone to his mouth, "let's get us some of that sweet stuff".
So that's the intro for the Digimon Empress. Read and review and a happy Easter to you all.
Digitamamon: Someone stop the egg abuse!
Lopmon: Those eggs are chocolate Digitamamon, relax.
Digitamamon: (sighs in relief) Okay, can I have one.
Terriermon: Eff off, get you own chocolate!