Brobrosismon
Disclaimer: I have never owned digimon or Fruits basket aka one of the best mangas ever. Anyway, this is a look at what happens when our favourite twins go exploring, a date that's not a date and what happens when Impmon tries to hold a birthday party.
Chapter 15 part 1: Two dogs and a chocolate bunny
"Remind me why we're doing this again?" Lopmon asked his brother as they crawled through some rather overgrown hedges.
"Guil, Sparky and the cat twins got to see their partner's school so we decided that we should go and see Oliver's" the green rabbit dog thing replied.
"You mean you decided"
"Yes, we decided" Terriermon beamed as they got to the school entrance. Birchwood elementary would have seemed to be a terrible school what with the fact that it was in the middle of a rundown council estate where it seemed compulsory for the women to dress in leopard skin clothes and for every family to own a pet with anger management issues the school was actually very well kept. True it was a one level school which housed only two hundred pupils but it had this charm to it, like a small oasis in the urban desert.
"Aw, Lopmon, look at the little doggy" Terriermon said as he went towards a dog that was chained to the gates, "isn't it adorable"?
"Um Terriermon, I don't think you should get too close" his brother suggested as he recognized the breed.
"But look how sweet he is" Terriermon said as he inched closer to the dog, "nothing this cute would harm me"
"Terriermon that's a Pitbull"!
"Rrawr"!
"Run away!" the two shouted as they climbed over the school fence and into the playground. Unfortunately the dog's chain was old and had snapped, enabling said Pitbull to jump the fence and back them into a corner.
"Lopmon, if I die I just want to tell you that I was the one who put that bra and panties on you while you were asleep and took photos" Terriermon admitted
"You bast- oh forget it" Lopmon shouted as he fired his projectiles at the dog, "we have a bigger problem here"
"There you are Scruffy" a voice squealed in the distance. The voice belonged to a five year old girl who started petting the savage beast who acted as if it were a puppy, "you know dogs can't come to school. Let's take you home".
"That was weird" Lopmon said as the two wandered off.
"Totally" Terriermon agreed, "by the way Lop, I lied about the whole bra thing so we good"?
"Oh yeah," the pink and brown one lied, "we're great"
The next morning...
Terriermon had just woken up when he noticed something on his side, a red claw? And attached to that was-
"Guilmon!" Terriermon gasped, "how did I get in here? I mean this is your bed"
"Five more minutes" the red dino muttered in his sleep as he pulled the dog rabbit thing closer towards him, said Terriermon was now figuratively soiling himself in terror.
"I guess revenge is a female dog huh?" Lopmon asked himself as he took the camera in his hands and hooked it up to the printer.
"I'LL GET YOU FOR THIS LOPMON"!
Chapter 15 part 2: Is this a date?
It was after school and Grace had just finished lacrosse practice for the year. Next term was going to be volleyball and she couldn't wait. Plus she secretly hoped Tori would be watching.
"Hi" a voice behind her said as someone put their hand on her shoulder, to which Grace reacted by elbowing them and forcing them to the ground with her lacrosse stick pinning them down like the perverted nut case they were, only to notice that it was Tori.
"Oh my God Tori, I am so sorry. I thought you were a pervert" Grace stammered, helping the guy up.
"That's okay" he whimpered as he dusted himself off, "I was just wondering if you'd like to catch that new movie, Hanna. I got tickets for Saturday and Claudia's got something planned for the weekend and she recommended I give her ticket to you. You want to come"?
"Um-well sure" Grace replied as she took the ticket, trying her best to walk down the street out of his view before breaking out into a sort of happy dance.
That Saturday...
"Where're you going?" Gatomon asked playfully as her tamer changed into a white blouse, denim jeans, a leather jacket with matching boots and beret.
"Off on her date with Tori by the look of it" her dark furred sister snickered.
"It's not a date" Grace retorted as she put on her best mascara, "it's just two friends going out to see a movie"
"Well you don't have to make yourself up for it do you?" Gatomon asked as a car horn sounded from outside.
"That sounds like his mum's car. Now you two stay out of sight okay? Oh and make sure Guilmon doesn't raid the fridge again. I mean that was the last time I will ever cover for him. Okay, see you later guys".
Twenty minutes later Claudia arrived with Tanemon in this duffel bag she was carrying. "Right you two, in here"
"Aren't you supposed to be busy?" BlackGatomon asked.
"I'm setting them up on a date duh" the girl replied, "those two obviously like each other and I felt like playing matchmaker. Now you want to catch the bus with me or what"?
Half an hour later Claudia and the three 'mons had got into the cinema with a large popcorn, hot dogs and a large mountain dew and coke (and who says cat's eye hypnotism isn't good for anything?).
"There they are" BlackGatomon whispered as she saw Tori and Grace sitting down just three rows in front of them. So then they watched as they two shared popcorn, drinks and just talked until the movie started with a girl shooting a deer with an arrow and shooting it in the head because she just missed its heart. The two just sat there watching the movie and occasionally dipping their hands into the popcorn/
"Why can't they just kiss already?" Gatomon whispered.
"Give it some time sis" BlackGatomon said as she ate the popcorn, "besides this is a movie we went to see so let's watch it. Wow, that girl's good".
Two hours later...
"I had to watch that entire movie without them kissing?" Gatomon asked herself, grinding her fangs.
"Well I seem to be the only one who enjoyed the movie" BlackGatomon said, "it was awesome. Oh look, they're saying goodbye"
"Well I had a great time Tori" Grace said.
"Me too" the guy replied, "you want to do this again sometime"?
"I'll think about it" Grace said playfully as she left for home, but not before she pecked him on the cheek.
When she got back home Grace found the two cats lounging in her room.
"That was an awesome film" Grace sighed.
"I know right?" BlackGatomon replied before she remembered that they weren't supposed to be there, "Um, oops". Grace looked angry for a moment but after a few seconds thinking she calmed down.
"It's okay" she replied, "you were just being protective. You're forgiven"
The next morning...
"You deleted all of my No Ordinary family recordings!" Gatomon hissed before she fainted.
"You got lucky sis" BlackGatomon muttered as she degenerated into Salamon and was forced to play fetch.
Chapter 15 part 3: Birthday blanket bogus
"Hey Imps, you'll never guess what tomorrow is"
"Go away Melon head, I'm watching the TV" Impmon said blankly as he watched one of Chris' horror movies.
"It's Chris' birthday tomorrow" Guilmon explained, "Oliver told me"
"Chris' birthday? Aw nuts" the imp cursed as his eyes widened, "what are we supposed to do?"
"Well we could make him a cake" Guilmon suggested as he took out a cook book, "now Impmon what does two oz mean"?
"Give me that!" Impmon said as he snatched the book out of the dino's hands, "let me see, cream the sugar and butter...bake at one hundred and eighty c... I don't understand this mumbo. I think we need help".
"So who're we making this for?" Lucemon asked as he removed his human disguise, setting the bags from the supermarket on the work surface.
"Never you mind" Impmon replied, "do you want me to pull your feathers out. All we want to do is do something nice for our tamer and we want it to be a surprise".
"Chris would like that" Lucemon replied, so what kind of cake were you thinking of"?
"I don't really know" Guilmon wondered.
"It's easy, coffee and walnut" Impmon said smugly as Lucemon flicked one of the imp's large wispy horn like ears, "OW! What was that for"?
"For being such a smart Alec" Lucemon said in reply, "besides Chris likes ginger cake"
"Okay let's get started" Impmon said as he brought out the kitchen equipment, "at least their parents are at Oliver's school for a meeting on animal safety and protection. I heard that there was a pit-bull chasing two fire breathing rabbits". Then there was a long silence.
"I like waffles" Guilmon said to break the silence, "so let's start"
"Impmon wash your hands"
"Like that's happening pixie dust, I'm wearing gloves"
"Well then wash your gloves"
"Ouch! I just cut my finger"
"Guilmon, you have claws not fingers, aside from a needing a decent manicure you're okay. Now chop that stem ginger"
"Impmon, don't preheat an oven with your fireball"!
"Well then how else do you suppose I do it Lucemon? Oh...you turn the dial thing."
"Guilmon where's the baking tray"?
"I'm trying to get it Lucemon but the cat won't let me"
"Nyeh"
"Yes, hello Frankie now let Guilmon have a tray"
"Nyeh"
"You and I have a score to settle fuzz ball, don't think I'm gonna let you get in our way"
"Nyeh"?
"Don't worry Imps. I found another tray"
"Um, guys? I think I sneezed"
"Whaddya talkin' about Melon h- Holy c**p! The icing's on fire"!
"Guilmon how did you get the icing to burn"?
"I sneezed"
"Well I guess we'll just have to make a new batch of icing then"
"Frankie, stop licking that burnt icing"!
"Nyeh"
"I...I think we're done. Not to wash up"
The next day...
"Guilmon, why are we at the park?" Chris asked as he walked with Guilmon to a very shaded area of Heathcliff Commons. It was a light winded late spring morning with the sun shining through the mass of overcrowded trees which were keeping them out of sight.
"It's a surprise" the red dino replied as they turned a corner to find a table for three set up with the cake in the centre with a few bottles of coke and a bright red and blue "Happy Birthday!" banner that was tied between two branches.
"Surprise" the two digimon shouted as they pulled out some party poppers.
"Um...guys, what is this?" their tamer asked.
"Well it's your birthday party of course" Guilmon replied.
"We even made the cake ourselves" Impmon added.
"Um...guys, my birthday is next month" Chris admitted. Then there was an awkward silence.
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"OLIVER YOU ARE SO DEAD!" Impmon yelled.
"This is good cake" Chris said as he ate a slice.
Elsewhere...
The digimon empress was sitting on her throne with a pencil in her mouth as she looked at a crossword puzzle.
"Hm...seven down, eleven words" She muttered behind her mask, "a mythological sea horse...". It was then that one of her many Shortmon appeared. Shortmon looked like a small, chubby waiter with a horse's tail but his face looked like a slice of cake.
"My empress, your two thirty has arrived" the cake digimon announced nervously.
"Bring him in then" She sighed, "honestly Shortmon we mustn't let our guest wait outside".
"Y-yes my Empress" the Shortmon stuttered as he waved behind the door, having a trolley of tea and refreshments sent in with the digimon in question.
The digimon was in one word; Alien. He had an exposed purple brain on top of his stick thin form which ended in a mass of tentacles with an odd looking gun attached to one of these legs. This was one of the best assassins in the digital world; Vademon.
"Vademon, your reputation exceeds you" she said as she poured herself and the guest a cup of tea each.
"As does yours your Excellency" the alien digimon replied, "so who do you have the honour of becoming my new mark"? The empress then passed Vademon a photo of the target as well as the school and her home addresses.
"And what happens if I were prevented on killing this, Hannah?" Vademon asked.
"Meramon" the empress said as she spoke into her D slasher, "please show Vademon here what the price of failure is"
A few seconds later the flaming body of the Shortmon was flung through the open doors and exploded into tiny pixels a few seconds after hitting the floor.
"The tea wasn't left to brew long enough" she explained to her guest as the two exchanged smirks.
So Vademon is going to assassinate Hannah. I bet you guys didn't see that coming. Anyways read and review.