Brobrosismon
Disclaimer: I have never owned digimon or Kanye West. Now today we see the Bennels go up against their first ultimate level opponent
Chapter 16: Will Kanye West want to do a song about this?
"Okay guys, seriously we can't take you to school again" Chris insisted.
"But last time you actually needed us" Impmon replied, trying to do the classic puppy dog eyes. He failed, making it look like he was sugar high instead.
"Well I'll have Lucemon there to protect me" Chris pointed out before making his way out, "I'll see you two later".
A few hours later...
"Hannah, give me my rod back, I need it!" a familiar voice shouted as Tori turned the corner to see a very well known image.
Kiera Dale was one of Hannah's favourite victims to pick on. If no one knew about Hannah and didn't see past her athletic body, the way her rosy cheeks would light her pale skin or the way her shoulder length chocolate brown hair they would think that she was one of those child actors you would see on the big screen. If she was then it wouldn't matter as she wouldn't be able to see it for herself.
"Hannah, pack it in" Tori said as he walked up to the two. Hannah stopped waving the rod in her hand and turned her head with a mocking laugh.
"And miss out on the fun, I don't think so" she replied when a large rock fell out of the sky, barely missing the three of them. A few seconds later the blonde had dropped the guiding rod as she ran from anymore falling rocks.
"I'm so sorry I wasn't here earlier Keira" Edward apologised as he put the stickin the girl's hand as he helped her up, looking into her colourless eyes.
"Don't be Tori, I'm just glad someone spoke up for me" she replied as she started to walk to her classroom, guiding rod touching the ground in front of her.
Hannah was bunking off of PE, again. She was making her way out of the school, not noticing a few slimy tentacles hang freely from the top of a tree.
A couple of hours later...
"Hey guys they're hosting those talent contest auditions today and Grace and I are auditioning, you want to come watch?" Chris asked as the guys all sat down for lunch.
"I won't go" Robin said, "not if they're singing that rubbish pop stuff".
"I heard Grace is doing a Katy Perry number" Lucemon said, "come on Robs, she'd love it if the whole team were there for her"
"Well...okay" Robin sighed in defeat as they finished up and went to the drama studio where the auditions were held.
"Grace for the last time you look fine" Chris sighed as his sister.
"Trust me hun, there's no amount of makeup in the world which would make her look any worse"
The two Bennels turned around to see none other than Giovanni Xing appear from behind her massive ego. She seemed to wow the student body with her ink black hair and near black eyes that seemed to be a cosmetic orchestra with her so called genuine assets. There were rumours that she had given a guy a black eye for saying that the twins living on her ribcage were totally fake.
"Excuse me?" Grace asked.
"You heard Greta, or whatever your name is" Giovanni smirked, "I am going to walk over your bleach blonde behind in this"
"I think you'll find that we'll be the ones walking over you Falsies" Chris retorted, shutting Giovanni up with his remark and sending her away.
"Thanks, you didn't need to do that" Grace said.
"You're my sister" Chris replied, "It's my job to make sure that you don't get picked on by trash like her"
"Hey, I have a Grace Bennel here" a voice shouted from the audience, "if she's not here in ten seconds she's going to be disqualified"
"I'm here!" she shouted as she sprinted on stage and gazed at the masses of seats, occupied by so few. So she took a deep breath and began to sing.
You're so hypnotizing
Could you be the devil? Could you be an angel?
Your touch magnetizing
Feels like I am floating, leaves my body glowing
They say be afraid
You're not like the others, futuristic lover
Different DNA
They don't understand you
You're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
You're so supersonic
Wanna feel your powers, stun me with your lasers
Your kiss is cosmic
Every move is magic
You're from a whole other world
A different dimension
You open my eyes
And I'm ready to go, lead me into the light
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
This is transcendental
On another level
Boy, you're my lucky star
I wanna walk on your wavelength
And be there when you vibrate
For you I'll risk it all
Kiss me, ki-ki-kiss me
Infect me with your love and
Fill me with your poison
Take me, ta-ta-take me
Wanna be a victim
Ready for abduction
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial, extraterrestrial
Boy, you're an alien
Your touch so foreign
It's supernatural
Extraterrestrial
Grace then hopped off stage so her brother could sing his own rendition of "Waking up in Vegas".
"That was awesome you guys" John said as they left the hall.
"Well my ears didn't bleed so that's a good sign" Robin muttered as they all heard a scream from the school field.
"Come back here missy I just want to shoot you!" Vademon laughed as he chased Hannah around.
"What do you want form me you anorexic ET?" Hannah asked as she dodged the lasers.
"Well my dear that's not the best thing to say to the mon holding the laser pistol at you" the alien digimon pointed out before the digidestined arrived, "oh, might have known you guys would show. The empress told me someone would try and stop me"
"Actually it's just these two" Robin said as she pushed Chris and Grace forward, "just need to make sure they can handle ultimate levels on their own"
"Hate to burst your bubble but our digimon are at home" Grace pointed out.
"Well actually you can use the D slasher to teleport your digimon to you" Robin replied as she tapped a few buttons on both devices, making the four appear in a flash of light with Impmon holding a biscuit before quickly hiding it.
"Impmon stop going in the biscuit tin" Chris said, "my parents will notice"
"Chris we're in the middle of starting a fight" Grace said as Gatomon and BlackGatomon started to charge at the alien.
"Okay then" Chris said as he nodded to Guilmon and Impmon and slashed the red card, "digivolve"!
Impmon digivolve to...Devimon!
Guilmon digivolve to...Growlmon!
"It's them from that attack and the demon's...kind of cute" Hannah said as she fainted from seeing the weird monsters.
"Ah, so I have a few suicide requests then" Vademon laughed, "Unidentified flying kiss"!
At that point the four digimon were bombarded with masses of flying space debris. They all fought back but in the end they were overpowered by the kiss and reverted back to their in training forms.
"No" Chris mouthed as he ran over to Gigimon and Yaamon, "You guys okay"?
"My foot hurts" Gigimon sighed.
"My everything hurts" the purple and brown ball added.
"Say goodnight" the alien smirked as he held his blaster at them gangster style when he was thrown back and assaulted by Togemon and Buraimon with their tamers following behind them but only to see the chicken and the cactus get blasted by meteorites and degenerate into their in training forms, "As I was saying. I'll make sure this is as painful as possible"
"Do that and you will never see the next nanosecond you intergalactic scum" a voice harshly whispered through the battlefield, making the assassin hesitate slightly before raising the blaster, only to see ten spheres in a cross formation fly into him, deleting the weird squid thing before it even hit the floor, "sorry if I got carried away then"
"Um, that's alright Lucemon" Chris nervously replied as he blinked at the angel digimon, "could you help us get Hannah to the nurses' office"?
"Sure" Lucemon replied as he got the unconscious girl over to the nurse's office after putting his human guise back on, "so what should I say when she wakes up"?
"To be honest I'd love to make her face cave in but we'll just say to her that she fell and hit her head on a pipe. She'll think that this was all a dream. I mean aliens, talking cats, dinosaurs with mullets and demons aren't the most likely things to see in real life are they"?
"Good point" Lucemon said as he rested the girl down and went to find a phone.
Meanwhile, at the battlefield...
"Little Kim's got my sandwich... Look out Russel Crowe's got a phone!... Mika don't hate on me...My lovely lady lumps"!
"Tanemon wake up" Claudia said as he nudged the plant digimon who woke up with a start, "you were dreaming"
"Sorry I fell asleep" she replied as he pointed to Chichimon, "he was supposed to be covering me"
"Well excuse me princess but how can I cover you from something like that Vademon?" Chichimon pointed out.
"Come on guys enough's enough" Tori sighed as he picked the chick creature up.
Meanwhile...
The celestial palace looked rather nice today in Bokomon's eyes as he walked around the area near the courtyard. As usual Neemon was making a fool of himself chasing the Puttimon and Salamon of the local orphanage in a game of tag, colliding with an unsuspecting Gargoylemon who was pushed into the fountain at the centre of the courtyard and was very much ticked off. That was when the scholar digimon's phone rang.
"Hello, Lord Bokomon of the celestials speaking, who is this?" the rookie level asked.
"Oh so you're a lord now then. But I hope you haven't forgotten about me" the voice at the end of the line said, nearly making the scholar drop his phone.
"L-l-l- Lucemon" he gasped, "how are you here? How did you get this number"?
"It was written in Digicode on the back of those letters you sent to the digidestined" the angel replied, "Oh don't get all worked up the kids are safe. In fact since you guys destroyed my evil half I'm practically on your side now but enough about that. I'm calling to say that earlier today four of those children nearly lost their partners today. One of which had a certain Ophanimon's children in her care. And I'm well aware of what the mother of all angels is capable of when she's angry"
"So what do you suppose I do huh?" Bokomon retorted, "we're up to our necks dealing with the digimon empress' army and you're trying to threaten me"?
"I know you can give them access to higher levels Bokomon so here's the deal" Lucemon said, "initiate the trials as soon as possible or I will come back to the digital world and destroy every strand of data in your being"
"R-right...of course" the rookie said as he hung up and ran to the council chamber where the three celestial beings were discussing matters concerning the enemy that threatened their existence.
"My lords. I have just been informed that thedigidestined nearly lost their partners today while facing the empress' digimon" Bokomon said as he knelt on one knee before the three mega angels.
"Father, I do believe you are overreacting about this incident" Seraphimon said as he sat on the thrown, "surely this one loss does not call for us to step in"
"May I ask who was involved?" Ophanimon asked.
"Um...well my lady...you see..."
"My daughters were involved weren't they?" the female angel realised as she began to form one of her Sephirot crystals in her hand before Seraphimon glared at her, causing the angel to delete her attack, "I suggest we do give some guidance on the matter. I recommend the trials"
"Surely my lady it is too soon to put the children in this situation" Searphimon said.
"My friends the answer is simple" Cherubimon said, "it is clear that the empress' army is growing in strength and although the newest destined are still new to this business that as they are our links to the demon lords and royal knights who are allied with us in this time of need if we were to give them the power they require to match their enemies then our links and our children will be stronger than ever"
"That is true Cherubimon" Seraphimon admitted before turning to the rookie, "very well father. Inform the other parents of te digidestined's digimon that they are needed so the trials can begin"
"Right away lord Seraphimon" Bokomon replied as he went to make those vital phone calls and transportation arrangements.
Author's notes: Sorry about the wait guys. Tons of exams but next chapter will be up pretty soon. And it'll show who's actually involved in the trials. Until next time read and review.