Brobrosismon
Disclaimer: I have never owned digimon or Cardfight! Vanguard. Today Oliver and Hamish cook a turkey or rather a Kiwi and the trials are about to get started.
Chapter 17: Preparations
"They should be here by now" Oliver sighed as he and his digimon sat in the park underneath a large oak tree. Then from over a small hill came Hamish in his normal attire with a large rucksack.
"Sorry I'm late O" the boy apologised as he opened his bag, "I was trying to find a bag big enough to put this guy in.
The bag had many coloured bricks inside it which locked together to form a rather sleepy ToyAgumon.
"It always feels weird doing that" the toy dinosaur yawned as he stepped out of the bag and went over to Terriermon and Lopmon, "so how have you guys been"?
"Very, very bored" Terriermon yawned, "there isn't much to do nowadays and it's really hot out. Stupid fur"
"Plus I get a headache from him moaning" Lopmon sighed as he rubbed his temple.
"Why can't something just happen already?" Terriermon asked before something began moving in the forest clearing. In under a minute the clearing was filled with at least fifteen ostrich like brown feathered birds with very weird green eyes under some form of skull appeared. This triggered Oliver's D-slasher which gave him the details.
Kiwimon
Champion level
Knows Pummel peck, High jumping kick and Nose mattock.
"Greetings digidestined" the largest Kiwimon (possibly the leader) said to the two boys, "our mistress the digimon empress would be most honoured if you consider joining her army"
"And what if we were to turn this offer down?" ToyAgumon piped.
"Then we will destroy you using our attacks"
"Okay not trying to be rude...no wait I am" Terriermon replied, "but I bet we can defend ourselves from a few birdies"
"Good point Terriermon" Oliver smiled, "no deal".
"So be it" the leader said, "Kiwimons attack"!
"It's go time" Oliver said as he and Hamish swipped their red cards.
ToyAgumon digivolve to... Guardromon!
Lopmon digivolve to... Wendigomon!
Terriermon digivolve to... Gargomon!
In the space of a minute at least six of those birds had been reduced to ribbons of Data from all of the firepower the rabbit twins were packing.
"Pummel peck!" One of the birds shouted as it fired from it's open mouth at least a dozen of those ChibiKiwimons.
"Guardian barrage!" Guardromon shouted as he fired a few missiles at the kiwi and although the tin man as left virtually unscathed the Kiwimon was as dead as a dodo. Pretty soon there was only one Kiwimon left; The leader.
"Impressive" the leader smirked, "Well it just looks like I'll have to use this"
In that moment masses of data from his fallen comrades was absorbed into Kiwimon and started off the digivoloution process.
"Kiwimon digivolve to...Blossomon!" the bird digimon's newly raspy voice shouted as in its place was a massive yellow flower with purple petals with mini smiling heads on the ends of the flower's vines, "Spiral flower!"
In an instant the three champions were assaulted with razor sharp flower heads which pierced even Guardromon's metal body as well as a few trees before the three ally digimon degenerated back into their rookie forms, waiting for Blossomon to end it.
"This is your last chance humans" Blossomon sneered, "Join the army of my empress or perish".
"Of course we're not right Oliver?" Hamish asked to no reply from his friend, "Oliver"?
"I don't know Hamish, I don't want either of my friends to die if I can save them" Oliver sighed, "maybe it would be best to..."
"Oh" Blossomon said as a blade emerged from his face, converting him into tiny little pixels, revealing Omnimon to be their savior, again before the royal knight separated beck to Agumon, Gabumon and Robin.
"Save it" she said as she began to walk away, "you're lucky we had a day off otherwise you'd be fighting me next time we met. You actually thought of joining the empress' side"?
"My partners were in danger Robin what else could I do?" the youngest Bennel replied.
"Not think of turning traitor for one thing" Robin retorted before storming off, trying to hide her tears as she DNA bio merged back into Omnimon and flew off.
'I'll never let that happen again' she thought as she flew off.
Meanwhile, at the palace of the celestial digimon...
"I'm warning you MegaGargomon!" Cherubimon shouted, "stop messing with the Cupimon"!
"So what? A little scare wouldn't hurt them" the giant green dog mecha laughed, "besides I don't have anything else to do. I'm bored"
"It's like dealing with Terriermon" the angel sighed, "Look, I need to organise the trials for the newest digidestined, can you call this number"?
"No problem bro" MegaGargomon smiled as he went to the nearest phone.
Trailmon Grand central; the largest railway system that spanned the entire digital world and HiAndromon was in control of its ever-growing system like the brain maintains the human body he was it's master. That was when the telephone rung.
"Trailmon Grand central, HiAndromon speaking" he said.
"Hey HiAndro, this is MegaGargomon, brother of Cherubimon here, this is about your son"
"Your assumptions are incorrect, ToyAgumon is not my designated son but a symbiote of my data" the android corrected him.
"Well he is still in retrospect some sort of offspring of yours" the mecha replied, "he and his tamer are required to take place at the trials of the digidestined. We need you and Grandlocomon present to organise Hamish's trial"
"Checking built in diary... GrandLocomon and I are available for the next four point eight days, we will arrive as soon as possible, good day"
Meanwhile, at the palace of the Royal knights...
"Sir Gallantmon, a call for you from Seraphimon has been connected" a Dinohumon said as he rushed into the meeting room where the royal knights were conversing, "it regards matters which involve your son"
"Oh for Yggdrasil's sake this is ridiculous!" Crusadermon shouted as she rose up from the table, "Gallantmon, Omnimon, Alphamon, Magnamon, Ulforce Veedramon and even Dynasmon have their kids in this project but what about mine and Leopardmon's children? We get nothing!"
"Crusadermon, that's enough" her husband Leopardmon sighed, "let's not make a scene"
"Oh you think I'm making a scene?" Crusadermon laughed, "Let me tell you something mister"!
"Ouiet!" Omnimon shouted, "Gallantmon, take the call. Your son may need your assistance".
"Of course sir" the royal knight replied as he left to get the phone and picked it up, "what is it that you ask for Seraphimon"?
"Your son and his tamer are taking part in the trials" Seraphimon replied, "we need your presence"
"...Very well" Gallantmon replied as he left for the celestial palace, making haste to get away from the high maintenance Crusadermon.
However deep in the darkest areas of the Dark area even Belphemon was having a hard time sleeping.
"That was my last case of Diginoir you b*tch!" the demon lord of Gluttony, Beelzemon shouted at the lady of lust, Lillithmon as he shot at the empty treat case, "I was saving that for Impmon"!
"You, don't make me laugh" Lillithmon said, "I bet that if I hadn't eaten it you'd have gobbled it up five seconds from now"
"I'm trying to sleep here" Belphemon sleep mode said.
"Ah scr*w this, I'm going out!" the biker demon shouted as he hopped on his trusty bike Behemoth 2.0, a sleeker version of the original with a grey and black paintjob and roared past out into the Twilight streets. A minute later the screen on Behemoth 2.0 displayed Ophanimon.
"Lord Beelzemon, we request your presence at the celestial palace" she said.
"I don't think so lady" he replied as he gave her the bird to the screen, "I don't care about you, your boyfriend or anyone okay"?
"What about your son?" she asked.
"What's he got to do with you calling me?" Beelzemon asked.
"He was nearly killed a few days ago" Ophanimon replied.
"Why the f*ck did you let that happen"!
"Doesn't matter, that's why we need you present at the trials" Ophanimon replied, "we can send Grandlocomon to pick you up"
"No thanks" the demon lord replied, "me and Behemoth will be faster than any bucket of bolts on rails"
And so Beelzemon drove off so fast he created a rift and used it to teleport near enough to the castle so that he could still have a good ride there.
"Good riddance to Beelzeb*tch" Lillithmon thought to herself...well she didn't really mean it. She actually wanted him to stay, for the last few years she had felt like she wasn't good enough or even evil enough for them to stay. They had all thought that Lucemon after escaping his prison would survive an attack by the legendary warriors but alas, it was not to be. Now Leviamon had left to join the empress' army it had felt like there was nothing for her here. Leviamon wasn't the best person to talk to and Belphemon was too sleepy to care. Beelzemon was the only one who was good enough to tease but if he left then her world would be boring. That was when Seraphimon called on the telephone.
"What do you want Seraphimon" she sighed.
"We need you at the celestial palace as soon as possible" the angel replied down the wire, "a few days ago my daughters; your nieces were nearly killed by the forces of the digimon empress"
"Is BlackGatomon alright?" she asked.
"Yes, she and Gatomon are doing fine" the angel lord replied, "but unless you are present neither will have access to their ultimate forms"
"BlackGatomon is like a daughter to me but I won't go if that sister of mine insists that she acts as if she's got her Eden's javelin up her backside. I won't go unless she is willing to apologise for how she has been treating me"
"Sure, why not" Seraphimon said, "I'll go talk to her about that. I'll send GrandLocomon to pick you up"
"Right then" Lillithmon said as she hung up on him whilst smiling to herself as she packed a few things, maybe things do get better.
'Oh s*it' Seraphimon thought to himself, 'what have I done"?
Elsewhere in a larde japanese style prayer house a miko like humanoid digimon with a kitsune mask and flail was praying to Chronomon when the phone rang.
"Hey Sakuyamon, it's been a long time"
"It has hasn't it Rosemon" Sakuyamon replied as she smiled at the sound of her old friend's voice.
"Sorry I haven't called but Gallantmon has been keeping me preoccupied"
"No way, you and Gallantmon?" Sakuyamon exclaimed.
"Yeah way" Rosemon replied, "it's only been a couple of months but I have a good feeling that it'll work. Anyways he told me that we need you to go to the celestial palace"
"What for?" Sakuyamon wondered.
"The trials of the digidestined silly" Rosemon laughed, "Palmon's there and I bet Renamon will find her partner there"
"I don't know so much there Rose, my daughter and I haven't spoken to each other much since she went off on her journey" Sakuyamon sighed.
"Don't worry, those angels are really good at finding the right people" her friend reassured her, "anyways it sounds like the royal knight himself is gonna pick me up soon so I have to tell you a Grandlocomon will pick you up shortly. Laters"
"That crazy wildflower" Sakuyamon chuckled as she went to collect some things, including her battle armour.
High up in the digital mountains a Ravemon was sending word to his master of urgent news when he finally reached the white diamond temple where his master dwelled in all of his glory as he played chess.
"Master Chronomon, the celestial beings require your prescence" the cyborg birdman digimon said to the massive white feathered god like digimon known as Chronomon Holy mode.
"Does this concern the trials of which my son must take?" he asked.
"Yes sir" Ravemon replied.
"Very well then, then we shall fly to this gathering and do all we must" the god digimon said as he and his servant flew off into the horizon, straight to the palace.
On the other side of the digital world there is a great city of black and white buildings, roads and soldiers. This is the Chessmon Empire and today Kingchessmon white was very nervous of an attack from the Empress that he refused to get out of bed...until QueenChessmon black entered the chambers and threw him out of bed.
"That hurt" the king pouted (or as best a digimon with no face can pout).
"You'll be getting hurt more if you don't go to the celestial castle today" QueenChessmon said, "Ophanimon called to tell me we were both needed for the trials of the digidestined, My king if we go we can get many more requests for soldiers from our empire and let's face it our reputation is very small"
"W-well if you put it that way" the king replied, "let's go then"
"That's the digimon I married" his queen smiled, "now we'll have a GrandLocomon pick us up in two hours time"
"I think we can get a BishopChessmon to cover our duties while we're gone" KingChessmon replied, "I'll just make the arrangements".
"It seems that all will arrive Seraphimon" Cherubimon said as a small guinea pig creature flew onto Seraphimon's shoulder.
"Hey dad are they here yet?" Patamon asked.
"Not until later my son but when the children arrive then you can play with them as much as you want when the trials commence"
"Yay, thanks papa" Patamon thanked his father, "I can't wait to tell Grandpa"
"Well it is your destiny" Seraphimon said as he saw his son fly out of the doors.
"That child has got a lot of love in his heart" Cherubimon smiled as he heard a crash in the hallway.
"My bad" MegaGargomon's voice shouted.
"Although my brother is asking to be killed" the beast angel facepalmed.
So that's the lineup of the digimon attending the trials. I bet you'll be wondering who's gonna get what digimon. Feel free to give me your guesses on who gets who in your reviews. Until next time, read and review!