Me: Ciaossu!
Reborn: Get back to the fic instead of copying me.
Me: Fine…
DISCLAIMER: Wild Disclaimer appeared! Wild Disclaimer used disclaim! Player Lightning587 cannot own KHR! Player Lightning587 ran away!
~In the waiting room~
Gokudera had an air of depression around him because of the last interview.
"I'm so sorry Juudaime… I fail as your right hand man."
"It's okay Gokudera-kun, I got…um…violated by fangirls, Nothing's worse than that."
"What? I'M GOING TO DESTROY THOSE FANGIRLS!"
"Ahaha! He's back to his old self!"
The main trio of KHR was back to normal.
"I still have nightmares…"
Except Tsuna.
"Tsuna-nii, where are we?
"Sawada-dono? Why is thou here? I was washing my clothes." Basil asked, also somehow appearing with Fuuta, Lambo and I-pin.
"HIEE! Fuuta, Lambo, I-pin! What are you doing here?
"Wo bu ji dao ni shuo she ma na… ( I don't know what you're saying.)" I-pin said, needing to practice more Japanese.
"Gahaha! To make you Lambo-sama's subordinate!"
"No, they're here to be in the next interview." Reborn said, kicking Lambo out the window.
Lambo went into a full circle around the earth and landed inside the room again, in 1 second. Never underestimate Reborn.
"According to my rankings, Reborn is the top Mafioso in the whole world. Top in almost everything!" Fuuta said, opening his large book.
"Get ready to be interviewed."
"Eh? Interview? Sawada-dono, did Oyakata-sama sign me up for a marriage interview?"
"No, it's the Ciao Ciao Interviews, the interviews are supposed to be for the fans.
" I have fans?" Basil asked, thinking of the electric fans that would be available in around 2030 that Iemitsu told him about.
"Apparently."
~At the stage~
"Ciaossu! We are back with the next Ciao Ciao Interview!"
"WOO! AWESOME! TUNA-FISH NEXT! 6927! NO, 1827! GIVE ME MORE 5980! I LOVE MY UKE-TUNA!
"Today we have Basil, Lambo, I-pin and Fuuta."
"KYAA! KAWAII!"
Basil, Lambo, I-pin and Fuuta were revealed on stage.
"Our first question is from a lucky fan, CloudyDays12." Rebokku said.
A spotlight was shown on CloudyDays12.
The fangirls/boys looked with jealousy.
"She's an awesome writer, much unlike our anonymous donater (Me: Hey! Uggh… Nevermind…it's true, I suck.) and she asks, "How does Tsuna act everyday, your favorite dish from Maman, and your favorite snack."
"According to Oyakata-sama, Sawada-dono spends his day being with his beautiful mother, and hates Oyakata-sama. He also likes to spend time making Oyakata-sama want to commit seppuku with his fellow samurai."
"Okay then."
"Eh? Tsuna-san makes people want to suicide? Where did my Tsuna-san go?" Haru asked, coming out of nowhere with tears in her eyes.
"Get off the stage."
"Hahi! That's rude Reborn-chan!" But she left anyway.
"My favorite dish from Sawada-dono's mother is the Fine China dish with cherryblossom designs on it."
"I think she meant food but whatever."
"And my favorite snack is Kubotsuki, one of the foods Oyakata-sama says everyone eats now."
"Iemitsu should read a menu. Anyway Lambo, your turn."
"Gyahaha! Baka-Tsuna do-" But Lambo was kicked somewhere.
"Disqualification, I-pin, you're next."
"Tsuna-san, mei tian hui gen peng yo wao er yong zha dan, jian, he huo. (Everyday, Tsuna-san and his friends would play using bombs, swords, and fire.) Yang ho Reborn-san hui ti ta, Tsuna-san hui kai shi ku, yang ho yi ge bai tou fa de ren hui lai shuo "Tsu-chan, let's play~!". (And then Reborn-san would kick him, then Tsuna would start to cry, and then a white-haired person would come saying, "Tsu-chan, let's play~!") I-pin said.
"Ok, I get it."
"What did she say?" Fuuta asked.
" She said everyday Dame-Tsuna would shoot down all of his friends using white-haired people. Then he would ask some fire, bombs, and swords to play. And he cries when I kick him." Reborn said. Of course he knew what she said, but he felt like messing with people. It wasn't working because he didn't like what he said. Not crazy enough.
"I guess Sawada-dono really is related to Oyakata-sama."
"Mhm."
"Wo- (Me-)"
"I'm bored, Dame-Tsuna, get out here."
After those words were said, everyone's favorite Tuna was shown.
"Hiee! Reborn why do you have mutants as bodyguards!"
"Shut up. Now Tsuna, I want you to do something for me, bring Hibari here."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU DO IT YOURSELF?"
"Because of the 1827 fans."
"Really Reborn, why?"
"Shouldn't this be obvious by now?"
"Ah-" Tsuna was about to object, " Nevermind… Hibari-san! Mukuro created an illusion of a destroyed Namimori out here!"
Hibari quickly rushed out with Hibird, "Where is that pineapple Herbivore?"
"On the stage Hibari." Reborn replied.
"Hn." But when he walks up…
I-pin activates the Pinzu time bomb.
"HIIEEE! There are people there!
Reborn merely threw her at the crowd.
"KYAA IT'S KAWAII I-PIN!"
8.
"HURRY RUN!" Some of the more sane people shouted.
7.
"…" The other part of the sane people had already left.
6.
CloudyDays12 san was protected for being a VIP.
5.
Reena Vongola was also protected, suggesting Basil for the next chapter got her a VIP position.
4.
Anyone else in the crowd I care about was protected, like Amplifyingly Loud and kataang24x.
3.
Every KHR character braced themselves in their own way.
2.
Reborn was being awesome.
1.
Lambo came back.
0.
(Insert Explosion sound effect here)!
"AHHH!"
Our no longer anonymous donater, Lightning587, had forgotten to protect himself. So he, Lambo, and some fangirls were blasted far away. Right next to Fon while he just finished eating some chili.
…0.
(Once again insert explosion sound effect)!
And the second explosion that came from Fon had sent them away. Don't expect another chapter before he gets out of orbit.
Ok sorry guys… I'm kinda disappointed in myself and my writing… I don't deserve to live… after I help finish NeB.
For those of you who don't know what NeB is, It's a fanfic me and CloudyDays12 are writing together.
It's much better than this, and has an original plot! It's mainly better because CloudyDays12 writes it with me and helps me. Thank you~! I would also like to thank those who review'd. Enjoy not being blown up like I was, Onee-chan, CloudyDays12, Reena Vongola, and kataang24x!