Penname: Alsper

Original or Derivative (fanifction): Derivative

Rating/Warning(s)/Note(s): M... for Nudity.

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Word Prompt: Polish


Where was he? I headed up the stairs, trying to figure out where my brother's best friend and longtime crush was. Maybe he was in the guest room. I hurried down the hall with the book - some Tom Clancy book I knew he'd enjoy, really it was just an excuse to talk to him - in hand.

I paused outside the guestroom door and listened. It sounded like he was watching a movie or something. I could hear people talking, so figuring it was safe I turned the handle and let myself into the room.

First thing I saw; Nerdy boy's naked ass. Second thing I saw when he spun around to see who the intruder was, was his... thingy. Really, I'd seen a few before an his wasn't anything like I'd seen before... it was more like a polish sausage. I gaped and quickly moved my eyes back up to his gray ones.

"Jesus, Alice!" He grabbed a pillow off the bed for coverage.

"I'm sorry!" I sputtered, pulling the book up to show him. "I thought you' want it and I didn't think you'd be like..." I glanced down to where the pillow was now covering. "Naked or whatever.,"

"Thanks... I was just getting ready for a shower..." he explained as his neck and ears turned red.

"You want some help?" I asked before I could stop myself from blurting it out.

"I.. you... uh," he stuttered out before shaking his head. "No, thanks... um give me twenty?" I nodded and watched his ass - literally - mournfully as he walked into the guest bathroom.