Penname: Alsper

Original or Derivative (fanfiction): Derivative

Rating/Warning(s)/Note(s): M for Language and sexual talking stuff. This Alice is a firecracker. Js...

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Prompt: Barrier

"Oh Come on!" I shouted, throwing the trashy romance novel across the common room. That was such bullshit. How in the hell women thought that saying things like 'he ripped through my barrier, taking the innocence of my youth, making me a woman.' hot was beyond me.

I bet the author never had a good fuck in her life, I snorted at my thoughts, which oddly enough got the attention of the quiet blond guy.

"You're Jasper right?" I asked him.

"Yeah," He looked almost startled at my knowing his name.

I smirked at him, before moving closer to him. I was close enough that I could feel the warmth of his body and smell the faint scent of his soap. "So what do y'all do here for fun?" I felt my eyebrow twitch at the implications of fun and almost laughed when his eyes widened a bit.

"Um, well, we play skeeball a lot," He nodded as if agreeing with himself before adding. "Oh and we watch TV and play board games."

Oh dear God, they sent me to hell. "Wow so... exciting," I said, rolling my eyes. "Know any good gossip?"

He shook his head, his eyes not leaving my face.

"Well shit, y'all just live it up don't you?" I teased, nudging him playfully with my shoulder. "Next you'll tell me that they forbid relationships so sex is out of the question."

He blanched a little when I said sex. "Um... Well, they don't forbid relationships, but you can't have the opposite sex in your bedroom," he informed me.

Interesting..."And what do you and you're girlfriend do for fun then? Skeetball?"

"I don't have a girlfriend," he said with a small smile. "But if I did, probably... or maybe watch a movie."

"Movies are good... You can totally make it to third base in the theater if your shorter like me," I winked at him. Yep, totally bragging but who cares, Jasper's hot and I'd so do him.

His brow furrowed. "What does baseball have to do with watchin a movie?"

Say what? "You know... first base is a kiss, above clothes petting, second is fingering-hand job, a third is oral?" I tilted my head at him. Surely he knew, he is a guy after all.

"Oh." He gaped at me.

My eyebrow shot up. "You didn't know that?" He shook his head. I sized him up a bit. He was muscular but lean, gorgeous blue eyes, and a lower lip that just begged to be bit before kissing. My eyes traveled down to the v collar of his shirt where a silver chain peeked out. I reached out, gently pulling the chain out where a cross was now in the palm of my hand.

That's Jasper, he prays a lot, Emmett's voice echoed in my head.

"Are you a virgin?" I asked him, my eyes meeting his.

He nodded, "It's a sin to have sex before marriage."

"Is it really?" I asked him. Little did he know he just opened himself up big time. Gotta have fun some how.

"'Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.' That's Hebrews 13:4." He stated as if everyone read the bible.

"Ah... Well... what does the bible say about being friends with someone destined for Hell?" I pouted slightly.

"Well... it says that we should forgive trespassers, including those who sin on purpose..." He smiled a little at me.

I smiled back at him, something about the fact that he held on to his beliefs like he did was oddly comforting. "Good, maybe some day I can confess my sins to you," I told him before kissing his cheek. "By the way, I'm Alice... in case you forgot," I whispered in his ear, before slowly moving off the couch to retrieve the book I threw and replace it before Rosalie found it missing.

"I don't think I could forget," he mumbled as if he were speaking to himself.

I grabbed the book from the indoor plant it landed in and looked over my shoulder at Jasper. He was watching me, but in the way I had hoped, he looked conflicted.

Couldn't leave well enough alone, could you Alice?

End Note: Poor Virtuous Jasper... Wonder what this Alice's deal is...