Penname: Alsper

Notes/Warings/Rating: T, just some funny fluff with Billy Black cause he's awesome. Js

Disclaimer: NOT YOURS (and Jasper/Alice ain't ours... phooey)

Word Prompt: Jalopy

I pulled up to the small gas station and waved at the owner Billy Black. At first I was going to wait in the car and climb over the console when Jasper came out, but decided it was safe to talk to Billy as I waited.

"Hi Mr. Black," I chirped happily before sitting on the hood of the car.

"Don't give me the Mr. Black crap Alice, I've told you a thousand times to call me Billy," he laughed.

"Just being polite. Besides can't have you firing Jazz 'cause I'm being rude," I teased winking at him as I saw Jasper spin around at the mention of his name. He jerked his head in a motion I knew he was sayin hey in.

Billy laughed and shook his head. "Can't fire the boy, he the only damn honest worker here."

I smiled at Billy compliment and tried not to laugh at Jasper's preening behind him. "Oh come on, Jake has got to be a good worker."

Billy shook his head. "Nah, I live with the boy, so it don't count," he teased. "Hey Jay, your ride... erm I mean girl is here," he called out making me laugh.

Jasper seemed to bite back whatever comment he was thinking at the time and said, "Does that mean I can go?"

"Hell yeah boy," Billy laughed. "Need to get the jalopy you call a car out of here before you scare off my customers." That was followed by a wink to me. We both knew that Jasper was damn proud of his Mustang, no matter what others thought of it.

"Hey stop talkin about my baby like that," he scolded, walking towards us. "She's sensitive."

I rolled my eyes as Billy shot him a confused look. "What? I wasn't talking about Alice," he teased.

"My car is my baby, Alice is my lady," he winked at me. I blushed and looked down as I slid off the hood.

"Okay fine. Then take your lady home in your baby and I'll see you in three days?"

He nodded, "Yep."

"Alright then... good night kids," he said with a wave before going into the store.

"So I'm your lady huh?" I teased.

He leaned over and kissed me, "Course you are." I smiled and handed the keys over. I really like the sound of that.