Peanut Butter in Middle School

by MetaphoricalChickenNuggets

Tavros Nitram is going into sixth grade. And what does that mean? That's right. Middle school. New teachers, new school, new class set up... And then a new friend who thinks he's a clown. What could possibly go wrong? Oh yeah. Everything. Humanstuck! PB&J, maybe with some side pairings later on. Rated T because, c'mon, Gamzee and Karkat. (Please don't assume that I own Homestuck.)

3. Chapter 3

- adiosToreador began pestering swooshingSwordsmanship at 2:49 pm -

AT: rUFIO, ?

AT: aRE YOU THERE, ?

AT: i, uH, wANT TO TALK TO YOU,,,

SS: Yes? What is it, Tavros?

SS: Remember, I am always ready to talk to you.

AT: wELL, uH, tODAY WAS MY FIRST DAY OF, mIDDLE SCHOOL,,,

SS: Oh yeah!

SS: I forgot.

SS: How did it go?

AT: wELL,,,

SS: It wasn't anything like the books, right?

AT: wELL, iT KIND OF WAS,

AT: i WAS KICKED OUT OF MY UH, sEAT AND eNGLISH CLASS, bY A BULLY,

AT: aND vRISKA IS STILL A, uH, jERK,,,

AT: aND I'M DREADING GOING BACK TOMORROW,,,

SS: Well, Tavros, do not worry.

SS: I'm sure everything is going to turn out fine.

SS: Surely it couldn't of been all bad?

AT: wELL, nO,

SS: Hm? What happened?

AT: i THINK i, uH, mADE A NEW FRIEND,

AT: hIS NAME IS gAMZEE,,,

SS: ...

SS: Oh.

AT: wHAT'S WRONG, rUFIO, ?

SS: Nothing.

SS: It's just...

SS: Don't forget abut me, okay?

AT: oF COURSE NOT, !

SS: Good.

SS: Because I am your best friend.

SS: And I will always be your best friend.

SS: You will remember this, correct?

AT: yES, rUFIO, aLWAYS,

SS: Good.

SS: Now, I am deeply sorry Tavros, but I must take leave.

SS: There is something I must do.

AT: oH, aLRIGHT rUFIO,

AT: gOODBYE,

AT: }:)

SS: Goodbye, Tavvy.

SS: :)

- swooshingSwordsmanship ceased pestering adiosToreador at 3:13 -

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So yes, this was extremely short. But I'm going to Anime Boston tomorrow,and I wanted you guys to know who Rufio was.

Nuggets out.

Piece.

(( *peace