As we don't know when Finn's birthday is, I just used Cory's. I figured that would work just fine.
May 11th, 2024
Finn was turning thirty and honestly, it didn't bother him in the slightest. He didn't feel thirty. He still felt as young and virile as when he was twenty. The only differences he was finding between twenty and thirty was that he didn't live in a tiny dorm room, he could last in bed for much longer, he had a beautiful wife and the most adorable almost three year old little girl in the world and he had a pretty great paying job for a music teacher that helped him support his family. Life at thirty was great.
This freaking surprise party was not great however. His two bedroom apartment was stifling as it was filled with people he didn't really want to spend time with. Finn really just wanted to have some birthday sex and call it a night but his beautiful wife was currently freaking out on the caterer as they had brought food for the wrong party which meant there was no vegan meal option for the at least eight vegans partaking in his party. And as for his adorable almost three year old little girl, she was showing a side of herself that neither Finn nor Rachel enjoyed. She was crabby as hell and throwing the biggest tantrum Finn had ever seen.
"Roxanne Carole Hudson, get your little butt back here!" Finn called sternly to his first born. She had just thrown her grape juice in the principal of Finn's school's face and ran off down the hall with his wallet. Finn apologized profusely to his boss and told him he'd get his wallet back before asking Frankie if she could help clean him off as he chased after his cranky toddler.
"No!" Roxy yelled as she walked into her room and closed her door. Finn had to be careful as he tried to get into his daughter's room because she had a bad habit of sitting right behind the door to try to keep him and Rachel from getting inside. They found that out the hard way after her first major tantrum. Rachel had barged right into Roxy's room and knocked her flat on her face, causing her to get some serious brush burn on her forehead. Rachel had cried, full of guilt, the entire time they sat in the emergency room waiting to see if Roxy had any head trauma. Luckily, she had been fine besides the brush burn but Rachel felt horrible every time she looked at her baby's head while it healed.
Though she wasn't even three yet Roxy already had bigger diva fits than Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes combined. She was the spitting image of Finn, but he was sure she was going to be just like her mother. While most of the time that wouldn't be a bad thing, when she went into her fits, it wasn't pleasant.
"Roxanne, young lady, open your door," Finn said to his stubborn two year old when he tried the door and found it was locked. She had just learned how to lock it the day prior and Finn hadn't had the chance to remove it yet.
"No!" she yelled again. Ever since she learned the word it had been a favorite of hers much to Finn and Rachel's annoyance.
Finn sighed. He was not in the mood to deal with this. "Roxy, if you don't open the door right now, I'm going to have Mommy open it and you won't like it if Mommy has to come in here."
She yelled 'no' at him again but this time it was out of fear. Finn tried the door handle and found that it swung open easily. Apparently the threat had worked. Roxy cowered on her bed gripping Roxanne RaspBerry and Ian MacRuff to her little chest. "No Mommy, no Mommy," Roxy said crying as Finn walked over to her bright purple bed and sat down on the edge of it. Roxy loved Rachel but she was also terrified of her. Finn wasn't the only one who thought Rachel could be scary when angry.
"Mommy doesn't need to come in if you go out and say sorry to Mr. George. That wasn't very nice to throw your juice at him then take his wallet." Finn looked at his daughter critically then looked around for the wallet. "Where is it Roxy?" She didn't answer him but looked down at her stuffed animals. "Roxanne?" Finn lowered his head to Roxy's level to stare her in the face. Feeling his intense unwavering gaze on her the little girl pointed at her toy box.
Finn got up and opened the box to find the wallet void of all contents. "Roxanne, where are the cards?" He knew she liked to play with credit cards, a habit he hoped wouldn't turn into trying to use his to actually buy things, so he knew they had to be hidden somewhere. Her little face was blank. "Rachel!" Finn called before Roxy shot out of her bed and pulled the cards one by one from between her mattresses. "Is that all of them?" Roxy nodded her head and pouted. Finn scooped Roxy up and headed back out to the living room.
"Ted, I have someone here who needs to apologize to you," Finn said to his boss as he walked over, daughter against his chest. "Roxanne, what do you say?" She pouted at her father. He gave her a strong penetrating look.
"Sowy," she said grumpily before leaning her head on Finn's shoulder. Finn handed his boss his wallet and apologized again. Ted waved it off but said he was going to head out all the same. He had his own fussy teenagers to get home to.
Shortly after Finn handed Roxy off to Burt, the only person she never seemed to give attitude to, and went off to find Rachel. He was getting tired of the party which was actually kind of boring and he wanted to know if they could start sending people home so he could put Roxy, who was clearly very tired, to bed and get his private present from his sexy wife. He found her in the kitchen talking to Puck and a very pregnant Anjali.
"That's just what I need to happen next, have your water break all over my floor so I can clean it up," Finn said, entering their conversation about Anjali being ready to burst any time now, abruptly.
"Don't worry, I'm not due for another two weeks," Anjali replied rubbing her belly protectively. "You probably have to worry about this guy messing up your floor than me." She pointed to her four year old son Isaac who was asleep in Puck's arms. "Although he's passed out so…maybe not."
"Babe, I'm gonna find Jasmine then we should probably go. I gotta be to the station early tomorrow," Puck said to Anjali before giving her a peck on the lips then turning to face Rachel once more. "This party's been boring, but it was good seein' y'all. Rachel, I promise I'll see your show soon, once I get some time off. Finn, happy birthday dude, we'll have to get together sometime without the kids. I'll keep you posted on my days off. Have a good night you two." Puck winked suggestively at them before exiting the kitchen and Rachel rolled her eyes.
Some days Finn still couldn't believe how adult Puck was now. He was married and had two kids with a third on the way and even had a respectable job as a firefighter in Queens. Not bad for a former juvenile delinquent who thought monogamy was a type of wood.
Anjali looked at her two friends. "I should follow him. Once he finds Jas he'll wanna get out of here to try to get this kid out again…and again and again…"
"Too much information Anj," Rachel said with a slightly sickened tone. "Just because I've accepted the fact that my best friend and former make-out partner who I sometimes can tolerate have married and procreated and continue to do so, does not mean I need to hear about the dirty details." Anjali laughed before pulling Rachel in for a hug. "I know the party didn't go over so well but thank you for coming. I really appreciate it and I'm sure Finn does too." Rachel looked at Finn hinting that he needed to thank Anjali for showing up.
"Yeah, Anj, thanks for coming. I know Rachel probably threatened to steal your baby or something if you didn't come, but thanks anyway." Rachel swatted Finn on the chest as he laughed and pulled his wife in for a big hug. "Bye Anjali, have a great night."
"'Night you two," she called back with a wave before leaving the kitchen herself.
Rachel tilted her head back so Finn could easily peck her on the lips. "This party sucks. I'm so sorry Finn, I tried so hard to make it perfect but nothing went right. First the double booking forcing us to move things here, then the catering and Kurt's flight being delayed and I still can't believe the bakery put the wrong name. I specifically wrote Finn, not Nan. I don't even know how those could be mistaken for one another!" She was working herself up into a tizzy again.
Trying to calm his frazzled wife down, Finn gripped Rachel's chin before kissing her once more. "Rach, I don't care about the party. I didn't need it. All I need is Roxy sound asleep in bed and you naked underneath me…or on top of me. I don't care as long as I'm inside you."
"Finn!" Rachel chastised. "We have guests!"
"Who aren't even paying attention to us right now. Speaking of our guests, can we please send them home? I just want my house back," Finn whined.
Rachel sighed discontentedly. "I suppose." They walked back out into the living room together and started attempting to get people to leave. Carole and Burt walked up to Finn with a still pouty and surprisingly still awake Roxy.
"Ready for bed Roxy doll?" Finn said staring into his sleepy daughter's face. She shook her head no as she yawned widely in Burt's arms. "I think you are baby." Finn half-smiled at her.
"No," she said quietly, burying her face in Burt's shoulder and wrapping her little arm around his neck.
"I think she may be more pigheaded than Kurt was at this age," Burt said with a chuckle as he handed a fussy Roxy to Finn.
"No, Papa!" she yelled trying to hold onto him. "No go!"
Burt placated his granddaughter. "Sweetie it's okay. Grammy and Papa will be back tomorrow. You just need to get some sleep so you'll be wide awake to show us around New York."
"Papa," Roxy whimpered in Finn's arms. A little tear rolled down her cheek and Finn couldn't help but chuckle a bit at his baby's dramatics. She was definitely Rachel's daughter. "Papa."
"Give Grammy and Papa a kiss goodnight and you can see them tomorrow," Finn said holding her out so she could lay one on his mom and Burt. She kissed Carole on the lips quickly and Carole wiped her little tears away then said goodbye. Then Burt gave her a peck on the cheek and she hugged his completely bald head to her chest before he pulled away and ruffled her thick brown hair. They left and Roxy cried some more. Finn knew it was only because she was so exhausted from everyone being there and throwing a fit all day but he still felt bad for his baby. He hated seeing her cry.
Finn carried Roxy around as he helped Rachel say goodbye to their guests and twenty minutes later after they got their last guest, the very talkative Taylor, out of their apartment, the place went completely silent. Finn, Rachel and Roxy were finally alone.
"Mommy," Roxy croaked out sleepily as Rachel looked at her.
"Somebody's sleepy," Rachel commented as she took her from Finn's arms. "I'll put her to bed and you can go get ready for bed yourself." Rachel walked down the hall with Finn following before turning right into Roxy's bedroom. She laid Roxy on her bed and the girl passed out as soon as her head hit the pillow. Rachel quickly pulled her out of the cute little dress she was in and put her pajamas on. Rachel was amazed at how she could lift her daughter up and move her limbs around like a doll to get her dressed and undressed, yet she stayed completely asleep, never even opening an eyelid or making a sound. Once she finally had her in her princess pajamas, Rachel kissed her on the forehead, turned on her nightlight, put up her railings so she wouldn't tumble out of bed, turned on the baby monitor so they could hear her coming if she decided to wake up then shut her door behind her as she exited the room.
Rachel traipsed down the hall only stopping to brush her teeth then entered her bedroom to find her amorous husband lying in wait for her stark naked. "Impatient aren't we?" Rachel said cocking an eyebrow at Finn.
"You told me to get ready for bed. I won't be able to sleep until I get my birthday sex," Finn said sitting up and pulling Rachel to him.
"Finn, we have sex all the time. Would it really kill you if we didn't have it tonight? I'm tired," Rachel feigned a yawn then smiled playfully at him. She wanted it just as bad as he did.
Finn roughly turned Rachel around and unzipped her tight black dress then shoved it down and off her body. He spun her back around and attacked her stomach with kisses. "We've had sex every year on my birthday since I turned eighteen. That's an twelve year old tradition and I don't plan on breaking it on year thirteen," he explained, lips against Rachel's body.
Rachel ran her hands down Finn's back as he ran his up hers then their lips met in the middle. Finn undid Rachel's strapless bra and the fabric fell away immediately. Rachel moved her hands to her hips and pushed her panties down then climbed on top of Finn. "Well when you put it that way."
He leaned back onto the bed pulling her with him and rolled them both over before lacing Rachel's body with kisses. Finn made his way down between Rachel's legs and licked up her slit quickly to get her going. He looked up at Rachel writhing around on the bed and continued his touches and licking and sucking just until Rachel was about to come. Just before she could, Finn sat up and twisted Rachel onto her side. He straddled her thigh against the bed as he moved her other leg up and to the side.
Rachel pushed herself up onto her elbow to watch Finn fondle himself before placing his member at her entrance and thrusting into her wetness. She closed her eyes and went completely limp just letting the sensations Finn was giving her body take over. Finn felt fabulous moving in and out of her and as his hands ran over her skin Rachel breathed deeply and smiled. They had been this way more times than Rachel could even count but it never got tired. It didn't matter how long they were together, Rachel knew she'd never want anyone else to touch her the way Finn did.
As Finn pushed down on Rachel's body when he entered her she rolled onto her stomach. Chest against back, Finn continued moving his hips against Rachel's ass as he slammed his length into her. He nuzzled his cheek against Rachel's and kissed every bit of skin he could reach.
They were so close. Finn pushed deeper and deeper and kept hitting Rachel just right causing her to moan out breathily. Ecstasy was just about theirs until a little voice behind them brought everything crashing down.
"Mommy," Roxy said quietly from the doorway. Finn's heart hammered in his chest and not because he had just been hammering his wife. Hastily Finn pulled out of Rachel and pulled a pillow over his private parts to keep his two year old from seeing even more than she already had.
Once Rachel realized what was going on she grabbed her robe from the chair next to the bed and threw it around herself. "Baby, what are you doing up?" she asked trying not to lose it. They had never been caught by Roxy before and it was unnerving that neither had heard her coming their way. She seriously hoped this wouldn't scar her for life.
"Dwink," she said as she rubbed her eyes sleepily. Fortunately, Roxy didn't seem too phased at all by what Mommy and Daddy had been doing even though they'd been on full display.
"Okay, Mommy will get you a drink then you have to go back to sleep okay? You need to be all rested to see Grammy and Papa tomorrow!" Rachel said with enthusiasm. She needed to make sure Roxy would stay in bed after this even though she figured her intimate moment with Finn was lost for the night. Rachel shuffled Roxy out the door so Finn could make himself decent.
Once Roxy was back in bed and snoozing again Rachel walked back to her room. Finn was under the covers now waiting for Rachel to return. She looked at him sympathetically. "I'm sorry Finn but I've lost it and I'm really tired. I promise we can pick up where we left off tomorrow though," Rachel said pulling her robe off and slipping on a nightgown before crawling into bed next to her husband.
"Damn kid, she's worse than Kurt when it comes to cock blocking," Finn grumbled. He loved Roxy more than anything in the world but she had horrible timing. Rachel chuckled at him as she made herself comfortable in his arms.
"You wanted her. Don't get mad when she does what kids are supposed to do and drive us crazy. It's payback for all the grief we caused our parents," Rachel commented.
"Well, I say we get her back by giving her a little brother or sister to drive her crazy," Finn said with a knowing look. "We could start right now."
Rachel closed her eyes as she snuggled closer to Finn. "I'm all for Finchel Jr. number two but we're not starting right this second. I'm tired and I just want to fall asleep in my old man's arms."
"Old man? I'm only seven months older than you ma'am," Finn replied knowing Rachel detested being called ma'am. She whacked him on the chest without force.
"Can it, grey hair, I'm trying to sleep." Finn looked down at his wife; her eyes were closed and a coy smile was on her lips.
"I love you Rach. Thank you, for everything you've given me." He kissed her forehead lovingly.
"I love you too Finn. Happy birthday," she responded sleepily. Shortly thereafter Finn could hear Rachel's snoring start up. He had grown accustomed to it and actually let it lull him to sleep most nights.
As he listened to her breathing he thought about thirty. Years one through twenty nine had been overall pretty great. He had the best friends and family in the world, lived in the greatest city on Earth, graduated high school and went on to college and even further to grad school and to the best job he could imagine. He met the most perfect woman ever, made that perfect woman his wife, watched her bear his child – who even through her diva fits and temper tantrums was the most perfect thing in the world – and he couldn't wait for Rachel to do it again. Finn had to admit the first thirty years had been pretty awesome. He could only hope to make the next thirty and beyond even better.