Oh look, a holiday!

October 31st, 2013

Puck and Brittany had yet to meet any of Finn and Rachel's new friends despite having been in the city for about two days so when they discovered that Rachel's residence hall was having a Halloween party, they knew they had to attend. Puck needed to know if Rachel had any hot friends he could potentially woo while under the influence and Brittany just wanted to dress up and dance.

Rachel had protested Puck's plan to attempt to get into the pants of any of her group of friends but ultimately she knew the decision would come down to them. It was inevitable that they would meet Puck as Rachel had explained he was in town and they were all curious to meet the guy. Though she never talked Puck up, they still seemed intrigued to learn about the man Rachel once attached her lips to. If she had snagged a man like Finn, chances were Puck was going to be pretty hot too.

Out of Frankie, Erin, Anjali and Sophie, only the latter two had their V-cards punched since beginning college. Erin had just entered a serious relationship however so that meant Frankie was really 'the only virgin left to be sacrificed' as she had put it. When Finn divulged this bit of information to Puck against Rachel's wishes while they were getting dinner the night before, he immediately went to work on his 'divide and conquer' strategy. Rachel was scared to ask what that meant exactly but against her better judgment did anyway.

"I divide her legs then conquer her pussy," Puck said to Rachel's disgust before taking a bite of his Gray's Papaya all-beef hotdog.

"You are a pig Noah. There is no way I'm letting you near any of my friends!" Rachel proclaimed sticking her finger in his face.

"If you don't move it, I'll bite it off!" Puck said nipping at her finger.

"That's what she said," Brittany deadpanned then honked in laughter. Brittany was basically the only person who still used that joke and found it utterly hilarious.

Unfortunately, once the party had started at the Second Street Residence Hall where Rachel and Anjali shared a room and Frankie, Erin and Sophie shared another, there was no way Rachel could keep Puck at bay. Every floor had something crazy happening on it and they were all running around trying to find other friends and interesting things to do. Finally, Puck caught up with Frankie, the girl he was most interested in.

Almost immediately they had started hooking up in Frankie's room until just before Puck could get his boxers off she decided she wasn't ready and wanted to wait for the right person and not some guy she had just met. Puck asked her multiple times if she was sure, trying to get her to maybe change her mind but she was firm in her resolve. Frankie was waiting. Horny and annoyed at the situation, Puck vacated her room and sought out anyone else willing to relieve his sexual frustration.

Since the party had been so last minute for Brittany and Puck and neither had much money, they had had to improvise on their costume choices. Brittany's costume was mostly just her in her underwear with some knee high boots, bunny ears, a bunch of cotton stuck to her rump and little whiskers painted onto her face. Puck's costume was just as imaginative: his McKinley Titans number twenty football jersey from high school, some eye black, and a pair of jeans. It worked to his advantage however when he found a lone cheerleader roaming the floor Rachel's room was on.

"We match," the tipsy girl said to Puck as she took in his appearance when he walked closer to her, "sorta." She hiccupped.

"Well ya know, I kinda have a thing for cheerleaders," Puck replied slyly. It wasn't even a lie. The girl got very close to him and put her lips against his ear.

"I kinda have a thing for football players," she whispered before licking his earlobe then sucking it between her lips. Puck could feel himself get hard from that alone. The mystery cheerleader grabbed Puck's hand and pulled him into the closest empty room to them. He wasn't sure if it was actually her empty room, but they were going to have sex in there either way.

As for Rachel and Finn they were busy playing Never Have I Ever with Brittany down the hall. It was Sophie's turn. "Never have I ever…" she thought critically of what to say, "gone skinny dipping." Finn, Rachel and Brittany drank. They were the only ones in the group of nine to do so.

Next was a random girl Rachel didn't know. "Never have I ever done a 69." Finn, Rachel and Brittany drank again.

"Really?" Erin's pitch turned up in surprise at Rachel and Finn drinking to that. "Wow, you two are kinda kinky aren't you?"

Rachel shrugged, the booze making her admit things she wouldn't otherwise. "Sometimes." She giggled and all the other girls did too as Finn's cheeks went even redder.

A young looking freshman guy went after that. "Never have I ever kissed a girl," he admitted sadly. The three other guys in the group all drank and so did Rachel and Brittany before Brittany leaned over to the kid and kissed him hard, sticking her tongue into his mouth and massing his tongue with hers.

"Now you have," Brittany said with a smile as she pulled away from the guy and winked at him. Little did the kid know he'd be losing his virginity that night too.

"Geez Rachel, I had no idea you swung that way too!" Erin yelled out once everyone was done watching Brittany mack on some kid she didn't even know.

Rachel snorted. "I don't. This girl, Riley, in high school had a crush on me and she kissed me against my will. But it was okay, I forgave her. She was just," Rachel belched loudly, "confused. Excuse me." Now it was her turn. "Okay, lemme see, never have I ever had a threesome." Brittany was the only one to drink. All the guys stared at her in wonder. She proceeded to explain. "Before Santana left for college, she was going down on me in my room but Puck came over to talk about our road trip. He walked in on us. We just let him join since he was there anyway."

Finn chortled before taking his turn. "Never have I ever had sex on an airplane." He looked at Rachel hopefully. No one drank to that. "If we play this again after we fly home next time, I want to be able to drink to that," he said in Rachel's ear. She bit her lip and stared at him lustfully. Finn had a feeling she wanted to be a member of the Mile High Club too.

"Do all the 'never have I evers' have to be sexual?" Erin asked as it was now her turn.

The guy next to her answered. "No but if you want to know dirt on people, invasive questions are the best way to go. Sexual questions are pretty invasive."

"Okay, I have one then. Never have I ever smoked pot," Erin said with pride. Everyone besides Finn and Rachel drank.

Sophie looked scandalized. "So you two will have hardcore kinky sex but you've never smoked a joint?" she said to Finn and Rachel.

"Hardcore kinky sex isn't illegal. Also I hate the smell of pot. It makes me feel sick," Rachel replied making a face at the idea.

"She'd kill me if I did drugs," Finn said blandly pointing at Rachel. "Rachel's scary when she gets angry."

The game continued on until everyone was pretty smashed. All the talk of sex and what everyone has done or didn't do got Finn and Rachel pretty damn randy and they were ready to take their hormones back to Rachel's room.

They burst through the door and slammed it shut behind them, removing bits of their costumes as they made their way over to Rachel's bed. They were so plastered and obsessed with each other that neither of them even noticed the other couple writhing around on Anjali's bed. Rachel ripped her cat ears off and pulled the white leotard she was wearing from her body. Since the leotard was so supportive on its own, she hadn't bothered wearing a bra that night much to Finn's delight.

As Rachel backed Finn into her bed, he hit the side at a weird angle and they both tumbled to the ground, Rachel landing on top. Neither really cared where they fucked as long as it happened so they carried on as they were on the floor. Finn literally ripped Rachel's thong off her and she tried yanking his fireman pants down but they just shot back up. She was so confused until she noticed the red suspenders holding them up. Rachel pulled them from Finn's shoulders then yanked his pants and boxers down to reveal his throbbing erection.

Without further delay, Rachel positioned herself over Finn and sank down on him. She let out a loud moan as Finn grunted in response to her body's motions. Rachel rode him like a horse, moving her hips back and forth then swirling them in a circular motion. Finn jutted his hips up to meet Rachel as she went down and she nearly toppled off him with the force.

"Fuck!" Rachel belted out loudly as she fought to regain her balance on Finn. He bent his knees behind her and Rachel used his thighs for support as she continued moving up and down on Finn's shaft. Finn gripped her thighs before trailing them upward to her hips and around to her groin. He lightly stroked her clit and Rachel mewled in appreciation.

"I love you Rach." Finn was getting emotional as Rachel slammed down onto his hips once more. "You're so…tight…'n wet and you…feel so…amazing…and I…love you," he stated between grunts. Usually Finn and Rachel weren't ones for talking while having sex of any kind as they just liked to concentrate on the feeling of being together but when they were drunk they got a little chattier. Finn liked to commentate on how good Rachel made him feel and how much he loved her and as for Rachel 'fuck' became her word of choice.

"Oh fuck Finn, that feels so fucking good," Rachel said as he played with her more. Though she was bleary eyed, Rachel looked down to watch him touch her and slide in and out of her. She breathed out each time their hips met, "Fuck…fuck…fuck…oh God…fuck me." She stopped moving as the sensation became too much. Her walls clenched tightly around Finn and her clit pulsed rapidly under his thumb. Rachel's eyes rolled into the back of her head which was thrown back in ecstasy. Her hand found Finn's free one and she intertwined her fingers with his, gripping his hand tightly. She tried to keep the feeling going for as long as possible but exhaustion was creeping upon her.

The sensation died down and Rachel slumped off Finn to the side. He whined at the loss of contact as he hadn't come himself yet, to his utter astonishment. "Rach," he murmured, sitting up to look at her. She was completely passed out on the floor. "Are you kidding me?" Finn slammed his head back onto the floor in frustration then grumbled about the pain he now had in his head.

Needing to take care of the raging boner he still had, Finn wondered if it would be creepy to jerk it while looking at his sleeping girlfriend. She was naked and super hot still. "Fuck it," he mumbled as he took his length in his hand and started working it. He looked at Rachel and imagined pumping into her, her wetness glistening on his skin, as she let out little squeals of delight. It didn't take long for Finn to come all over himself. His eyelids drooped as the effort of relieving his drunken sexual tension caught up with him. Before he allowed himself to pass out however, he picked Rachel up and placed her on her bed then crawled in next to her and promptly fell asleep.

November 1st, 2013

The light was blinding already and Rachel hadn't even opened her eyes yet. She knew the day would be spent recovering from her night of debauchery instead of attending her two classes she had on Fridays but as she hadn't missed a single class since starting college, she thought that would be okay. Eyes still closed, Rachel turned on her bed, burying her face into Finn's chest only to find her nose hitting Finn's nipple. She nuzzled it gently before moving away and finally opening her eyes.

Finn was still asleep, drool dripping out the corner of his mouth onto her pillow, a light snore escaping his lips. Even when he looked like shit he was still the most attractive man Rachel had ever seen. She really just wanted to stay curled up next to Finn but her bladder had other plans. About to burst, Rachel hastily got out of bed and tip toed over to her bathroom. When she opened the door she stopped dead.

All she could do was stand still staring at the body in front of her. Rachel could audibly feel her gaze go from their feet, up their legs, stop on their rather impressive penis, then continue up their torso and finally land on their face. Noah Puckerman stared back at a very naked Rachel with a shit eating grin on his face and a toothbrush in his hand.

"Didn't take you for one to go bare down there," was all Puck said as he went back to brushing his teeth. He spit into the sink then looked at her again. "Nice tits," he commented before taking a swig of water and swishing it around his mouth then spitting it out. "By the way, you and Finn are really fucking loud."

Like her brain was trying to make up for lost time, everything went into overdrive as Rachel finally comprehended what was happening. A monstrous scream ripped from her throat as she tore a towel from the rack to cover her naked body. "NOAH PUCKERMAN, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BATHROOM?" Rachel screeched at him. Securing the towel around her body, she started hitting him anywhere she could reach. "Get. Out. Of. My. Bathroom," she punctuated each word with a smack.

"Chill the fuck out Berry!" Puck yelled back, grabbing Rachel around the wrists to stop her assault. Just then a nude Finn appeared in the door looking worried. When he saw Puck holding Rachel by the wrists completely naked he went from worried to pissed off instantly. It didn't help that as Rachel and Puck realized Finn was there and they stared each other down Rachel's towel fell from around her body. Now Finn was livid.

"What the fuck is going on?" Finn walked into the bathroom and shoved Puck off Rachel and slammed him up against the bathroom wall. "Rachel, what the hell?" He trusted Rachel but he couldn't help but be peeved. She and Puck did have a past.

"This is not what it looks like Finn!" Rachel pleaded. "I just woke up to pee and Puck was in here brushing his teeth but for some reason he's naked!" she explained with venom as she looked accusingly at Puck. "He saw me naked and I just freaked out and started hitting him. He grabbed my wrists to stop me, that's all. I swear Finn." Rachel picked her towel back up and covered herself once more. She was desperate to convey to her boyfriend that she would never cheat on him again, especially not with Puck.

"Dude, I have no interest in Berry. I'm only naked in here because I fucked her last night," Puck explained pointing past Finn and Rachel to the just as naked girl standing in the doorway rubbing sleep out of her eyes.

"What's going on?" Anjali asked sleepily. Her contacts were sticky in her eyes so she couldn't exactly see what was happening clearly. Finn released his hold on Puck as he realized they were telling the truth and stepped back from him. Their junk was entirely too close together for his liking. Then he realized they were all buck naked standing in Rachel's bathroom. Awkward.

"Anjali?" Rachel asked in horror. "You had sex with Puck?"

Anjali looked at Rachel. "I did?" she asked confused. "Did I even meet Puck yet?"

"Yeah we know each other…in the biblical sense," Puck flirted with a smirk.

Just then it clicked in the girl's brain. "Wait, you're Puck? Rachel's Puck?"

"Puck isn't Rachel's anything," Finn replied gruffly. "Can we maybe put some clothes on?" Finn was getting more and more uncomfortable standing there au naturel with everyone.

"I agree," Rachel said moving past Anjali out of the bathroom to go to her dresser. Everyone else followed suit and once they had at least enough on to cover their genitals continued their conversation.

"But seriously, you're the Puck that Finn and Rachel went to high school with?" Anjali questioned.

"How many other Puck's do you think I know Anj?" Rachel replied sardonically crossing her arms over her chest in a huff.

"I don't know," she said in a small voice. Now she felt really stupid.

Rachel shook her head disbelievingly. "I can't believe you didn't even bother to find out his name before having sex with him. That's not like you at all."

Anjali shrugged. "I just wanted to hook up. I didn't think I'd ever see him again anyway. He wasn't even that good."

Puck reeled at this statement. "'Wasn't even that good'? Do you know who I am? I'm the Puckasaurus, I'm a badass and I'm awesome in bed."

Anjali snorted. "Puckasaurus? That is the lamest thing I've ever heard! And you're more bad-lay than badass. You didn't even get me off." She laughed at Puck as he fumed.

"Woman, I will throw you up against that wall and show you how badass I am! I'll make you come so hard you'll scream louder than Berry did last night."

"I'd rather you not," Anjali said squinting at him with a distasteful sneer.

Puck was not happy. No one had ever insulted his sexual prowess. Sure, Lauren had called him a 'sad sack' a few times but when it came to the actual deed he always left her wanting more and Santana had sex with him all the time in high school, even a few times over the summer before college after she came out as a lesbian. Every mom with a pool in Lima kept Puck in business and every girl at school wished they could have had him inside them. All the females he had screwed on his travels had wished he'd stay in town longer so they could get more. Even Miss Chastity Ball Quinn had given in and enjoyed his talents when they fucked. Granted that didn't exactly end well but the point was, she still enjoyed herself. So how the fuck did this smokin' hot chick not find Puck's lovin' pleasing? Now he was on a mission. Puck had satisfied every woman he had ever been with; there was no way he could leave the city before satisfying Anjali. "This ain't over princess. I will prove to you that I'm not a bad lay."

"Fat chance. You'd have to have sex with me again to prove that." Though Anjali acted like she wasn't interested, she kind of was. He honestly hadn't been that good but something about his determination and his demeanor made Anjali want to give him another shot. She just wanted him to work for it a bit first. Maybe it would make him 'prove it' even better.

Rachel and Finn watched their friends argue and even though on the surface it appeared that they rather disliked one another they could both tell that Puck and Anjali were far from a one night stand. No, Puck and Anjali were probably going to hook up again sooner rather than later and continue to do so for a while. Their sexual chemistry was palpable despite Anjali insulting Puck's abilities but they'd figure it out eventually. Anjali might have been enough to keep Puck in New York for longer than just the rest of the week. As Puck finally got frustrated with Anjali enough and threw his hands up before walking out of the dorm room, Rachel and Finn glanced at each other knowing there was no way Puck would be leaving any time soon.

So that's how Puck and Anjali met...