Hi! :D "tis me, riker-rocky-ross-lynchlover795

I'm superduper sorry about the wait; last week was a surprise hell week...but I hope this is decent for you!

I want to thank every one of you for reading and alerting and favoring and everything! It means so much :D

And noooooow, I hope you like it! I'd love to hear what you think 333 (you'd think I'd have learned by now that the less than sign doesn't work, but nope!)

Jeff:

Date?

I'm sorry, did he say date? Did I hear correctly? Did he just casually use the term "date"?

I mean, sure it's to rock back and forth in a corner, but I'm sure we could rock an asylum any day! I mean, there's free jello, right? What more could anyone need?

Ok, I really need to calm down. Nick and I have been hanging out since preschool; why does suddenly referring to it as a "date" change anything? Especially when it's a total joke? And then right after he implied we were siblings…duuh, he doesn't think of me like that! We're friends…just friend, almost siblings! That should be enough….but it's not….

JEFF LETTER 2:

Hey bro,

Siiigh, you let it go to your head…

Yeah, we'll have to pick out a good corner, then! The one in the corner of the Janitor's closet of the fourth floor is pretty nice; I'd know- I was locked in there for almost six hours once…but I'm sure we could make it pretty nice! Ya' know, hang up some posters, get some music jammin' in there? =)

And stupid question, bro—if we were separated at birth, we'd have wicked scars to show it =p

Haha, I don't doubt that Kurt and Blaine are devouring each other's faces right at this very minute….well, you'll have to point out every hickey for me and give them hell for it, ok? And bash any explicit pda; I wouldn't want them to become one of "those" couples while I'm gone. Hehe…

You think it's boring where you are? Nicholas Duval, you should see my room; it's literally six feet by six feet and contains only a mattress on the floor! Plus, there is literally NO human contact! I don't count my cousin as a human…..he shows no emotion and all he eats are sardines from a can. Long story short, I'm dyyyyiiiinnnnnggggg! I can't wait to get back!

Miss you, Nicky!

-Jeff (ie) =)