So I'm updating this a lot sooner than expected but I figured it's completely written already, so why not?
I'd like to thank Hannah for inspiring this. Thank you. :)
Just another fyi, it's heavy on the Roxy/Isaac relationship so...
February 1st, 2038
Finn was lying in bed staring at the ceiling on that Monday morning. Goober had woke him up 10 minutes before his alarm was set to go off due to his loud and smelly farting so he figured he'd just lie there and relax for a while.
Roxanne had been pissed at him ever since he grounded her at Kurt and Blaine's anniversary party and it was kinda bumming him out. Roxy was his baby, his little girl, his mini-me and they had always been close and open with each other yet now she was ignoring him and when she did speak to him she addressed him as 'hypocrite' with an acidic tone. Even after he'd told her he would extend her grounding if she didn't go back to referring to him as Dad she still called him a hypocrite. She seemed to know exactly what her behavior was doing to him.
And so maybe he was a hypocrite. Yeah, he had sex at 16 but it was different. Okay, not that different. But it was still weird. When he was 16 and 17 and having sex he felt like he was old enough to be able to. Even his mom and Burt didn't really care that much as long as he and Rachel were being careful because they knew it was inevitable. So why did 16 seem too young for Roxy? She was still just a kid! She shouldn't be going around showing off her lady parts to boys! Especially boys related to Noah Puckerman.
And why him? He knew for a fact there were plenty of other guys out there interested in Roxanne as evident from Rachel's constant attempts at matchmaking through the JCC, so why did she have to pick Isaac? It was just too weird to think that Puck's son and his daughter wanted to be together. In a weird way it was like mini-Puckleberry which was just gross to think about.
It had been a full week since he'd released Roxy from her grounding. He missed his daughter who liked to watch old cartoons with him and take the dogs for long walks around the city and specifically go out of their way to annoy Kurt to no end by wearing matching plaid shirts and old puffy vests. He did not like the girl who was living under his roof sulking whenever in his presence and barely said two words to him anymore. He hated being seen as the bad guy so after only two weeks when he couldn't stand having Roxy look at him as if he were her jailer instead of her daddy he ungrounded her. Even after that things were still tense between them which might have had something to do with the fact that even though she was ungrounded he still wouldn't let Isaac in the house. She could totally see through all the excuses he made for why she couldn't have her boyfriend over and it was a point of contention between them. Finn insisted he wasn't trying to sabotage their attempts at spending time together but he definitely was.
As Finn thought about all this and ways to get Roxy to come around and start acting like her old self with him again, the bedroom door creaked open allowing in a sliver of light. Finn and Goober sat up and looked at the head poking through the door.
"Daddy," Roxy's voice whined through the air. "Can I come in?"
Finn turned the light on and beckoned Roxy to enter. "What's going on Roxy doll?"
She climbed into bed next to him and gave him a big hug while Goober hopped off, stretched and walked out of the bedroom. "I'm not feeling well Daddy. My stomach hurts." She pouted into Finn's chest as he hugged her tighter. He felt like it had been ages since Roxy came to him like this.
"Is it cramps?" he asked dryly. Living with two women whose cycles were synced he knew their time of the month was coming up which meant him and the boys would have to hide in their rooms for at least two days.
"No!" Roxy cried out. "I feel like I'm gonna throw up."
Finn ran his hand up and down Roxy's back soothingly. "Let me guess, you don't want to go to school today?"
Roxy shook her head against Finn's chest. He sighed.
"Finn? What's going on?" Rachel asked sleepily as she woke up and turned to look at her husband and daughter through small eyes. The light was still bright to her tired brain.
"Roxy isn't feeling well."
Rachel sat up and rubbed her eyes. "What's wrong sweetie?"
"I feel sick." Rachel felt her forehead.
"You don't seem to have a fever. Is it just your stomach?" Roxy nodded. "Well why don't you go back to bed and we'll get some ginger ale and crackers for you. Just go rest, okay baby?" Rachel brushed her fingers through Roxy's hair in a comforting manner. Roxy shook her head and hugged Finn once more before traipsing out of their room and back to hers.
Rachel threw the covers back and got out of bed to stretch. "It seems like Roxy has forgiven you finally," Rachel said as she walked into the bathroom.
Finn turned off the alarm clock since it was no longer necessary and got out of bed himself. "Yeah, just in time to get a stomach bug. I'm gonna go get her some crackers." Finn walked out of the room and downstairs to the kitchen where he found Zach already awake and eating what appeared to be an omelet and Tinker at his feet begging for scraps. "Are you awake or are you sleep eating?"
"I'm not Ian," Zach replied as Finn opened the fridge and Tinker sauntered over to him to see if he would provide her with some food.
"Why are you up so early today then?"
"Basketball game today. Coach is actually letting me play in it and I'm nervous. I've been a benchwarmer all season."
"I'm sure you'll do great Zach. You've improved a lot since last season and grown a few inches. And you can sink three point shots. No one else on your team can do that." Finn smiled and nodded proudly at his son. He nudged the tiny Chiweenie out of the way of the door to shut it.
"Yeah, I guess." Zach shrugged and continued eating his omelet as Finn patted him on the back.
He bent down to look him in the eye. "Zach, you're going to do great today. It's in your genes. You've got Mom's grace and the rest of my height that Roxy left over for you." Zach chuckled a little and gave his dad a lopsided grin. "And make sure to finish that omelet before Mom comes down or you'll have to listen to her vegan convert speech again."
Zach shoveled faster and Finn took the glass of ginger ale and saltine crackers back upstairs, Tinker barking after him then darting down the hall to bug Liam and Ian. He knocked on Roxy's door and heard a weak 'come in' from the other side.
Her room was dark and quiet when he entered but he could still manage to see the lump that was his child on the bed. She was facing away from the door and didn't even bother to turn around as Finn put down the crackers and glass. He sat down on the bed and patted Roxy's leg.
"So those hugs earlier... Does that mean you aren't mad at me anymore?"
"Mhm," Roxy grumbled in response. Finn smiled a little. "I'm really tired Dad. Can I go back to sleep please?"
"Yeah, get some rest. There's crackers and stuff on your nightstand. If you need anything today call me and I'll come right home since Mom will be busy in the recording studio all day." Finn squeezed her leg in reassurance then stood up. He walked back toward the door and closed it behind him to let Roxy rest and recover from whatever was bothering her stomach.
When he returned to his room, Rachel was in the shower singing some Barbra to herself. He tore his clothes off and popped into the shower quickly coming up behind her and startling her.
"Finn, I don't have time for shower sex right now," Rachel affirmed as Finn pressed her against the wall and attached his lips to her neck. "I have to get the kids up and get ready."
"Roxy is staying home and Zach is already up," he breathed against her skin as he ran his hand up and down her stomach. When his fingers made it between her legs she acquiesced.
"Really quick," she blurted as Finn lifted her up forcing a squeal from her.
Twenty minutes later Finn was lifting Ian out of bed and throwing him over his shoulder. He was the most difficult to wake up and usually it was only by tossing him in the shower half asleep that they could achieve getting him out of the house on time.
"And make sure to use soap," he called back to his child who like Liam hated bathing for some reason. When Finn was a kid he wasn't particularly fond of showering all the time either but he didn't try to avoid soap and water like the plague. He didn't understand why his sons were so afraid of it. "You have ten minutes. Use them wisely."
In Liam's room, Rachel was helping him search for his bow. "Liam, how could you lose it? Why wouldn't you put it back in with your cello?"
"I did!" her flustered son asserted. "I put it right where it was supposed to be like I always do! I don't get why it's not there!"
"Obviously you didn't since it isn't there Liam. You'll have to use one of your spares until you find the good one."
Just then Finn walked into the room. "Liam, you really shouldn't leave your bow hanging on the bathroom door. Put it in your case." He held the bow Liam had been searching for out to him and Liam sighed in relief.
"How did it get in the bathroom? I swear I put it in my case. Thanks Dad." Liam put his bow away then shooed his parents out of his room so he could get ready.
Mornings in the Hudson house were often fast paced with everyone flying around trying to get ready all at once. Even if Rachel wasn't working she still woke up early to see her kids off to school then go to her morning yoga. Today however she had to be in the recording studio to work on her album so she was trying to get everyone ready even faster than usual. Once Liam, Zach, and Ian were all in the kitchen for breakfast waiting for Finn to finish walking the dogs to take them to school, Rachel took a moment to check on Roxy.
She knocked on the door lightly but heard no response. Rachel opened the door anyway and popped her head in to see Roxy lying facing away from the door. She walked into the room and sat down on the bed next to her and noticed she hadn't even touched the ginger ale or crackers Finn had brought her yet.
"Will you be okay here by yourself today?" Rachel asked her daughter as she brushed some hair out of her face. "I can always wow them quickly then come home."
Roxy turned to look at Rachel. "I'll probably just sleep all day. You don't need to come home for me."
Rachel nodded. "If you're sure. You can sleep in our room to be closer to the bathroom if you want."
"I think I'll be okay. I have my garbage can if I need it," Roxy croaked out.
"Okay sweetie. If you need anything just call me or your father. I love you, Roxanne. Feel better, okay?" Rachel kissed Roxy's cheek before leaving the room and nearly running into Finn in the hallway.
"Is she feeling better yet?"
Rachel shook her head. "She'll probably just sleep all day. It might be that 24 hour thing that's been going around so let's hope by tomorrow she's better. Are the boys ready?"
"Ian threw his cereal at Liam for making a comment about the weight he's been gaining from his sleep eating problem so he's cleaning off and changing but otherwise they're ready. I'm just going to say goodbye to Roxy really quick."
"We really need to do something about his sleep eating. I thought we had stopped it. I'll schedule an appointment with the doctor I guess." Rachel leaned up to give Finn a kiss then patted his chest. "I'm going to go. I have to get to the studio. I love you."
Finn wrapped his arms around his wife and pecked her back. "Love you, too. I'll see you tonight." He released Rachel and swatted her backside playfully as she started for the stairs, earning a satisfying giggle.
Finn knocked on Roxy's door and entered again. She was still lying nearly lifeless on her bed. It broke his heart to see her feeling so bad she didn't even want to move.
"Roxy, we're leaving now. If you need anything call me. I hope you feel better." He leaned down to give her a kiss on the cheek. "Bye baby."
When he got back downstairs to wrangle the Three Stooges, he found Ian holding Liam in a headlock and Zach sitting at the table laughing his ass off.
"Call me fat again!" Ian yelled at a screeching Liam.
"Ian! Drop him now!" Finn bellowed threateningly. Realizing his father had reappeared he let go of Liam and took a step back. "Liam! Stop antagonizing Ian 'cause I might not be around next time to save your behind. Ian, beating Liam up will not solve your problem and if I see you do it again, you're going to pay. Now if you'll please get out to the car so we can go. I don't want to be late."
"Where's Roxy?" Zach asked, noticing for the first time his sister wasn't around complaining about how juvenile they were acting.
"She's sick so she's staying home today. Now move it." Finn ushered his children out of the kitchen before grabbing some treats for his waiting dogs and handing them over.
Ian scoffed. "That's not fair! I wanna stay home too! I'm sick." He coughed for added effect.
"I don't think so Ian. If you're well enough to throw your cereal at Liam and put him in a headlock you're well enough for school. Move it now!"
After more bickering and pushing of bodies out the door, Finn, Liam, Zach and Ian were finally on their way to school leaving Roxy and the animals alone at the house.
A few minutes later, her door creaked open and her head popped out to look around. She walked into her parent's room which was quiet and empty save for Goober sprawled out in the middle of the bed asleep and Tinker lying at the foot of the bed too then went downstairs. She checked her brothers' rooms, the bathroom, living room, dining room, laundry room and kitchen and all were empty. An eerie quiet not often found in the Hudson household had fallen over the apartment until Roxy started squealing and dancing around the living room in triumph. And her mother said she couldn't act her way out of a paper bag. She fooled both parents.
Rejoicing in her ability to successfully convince her parents she was sick and needed to stay home from school, Roxy ran back up to her room and started to prepare herself for her plans that day. She showered quickly but made sure she was squeaky clean before shutting the water off. She stared at herself in the mirror trying to best decide what look to go for. Should she straighten her hair? Or curl it? Or perhaps an up-do?
Then there was the make-up. Should she go with sultry temptress or more natural beauty? Figuring she had some time to think about it while her hair dried a little more, Roxy went back to her room. She had two outfits to choose from. Both were sexy but she wasn't sure which she wanted to wear. Was she in a red mood or a black mood?
All these questions swirled around in her head as no clear decision came to mind. If she couldn't even pick out what to wear how was she supposed to even do this at all? This was a big deal and she didn't want to mess it up. Maybe fate should decide.
Roxy grabbed a quarter from her change purse. "Heads red, tails black. Okay." She tossed it in the air and watched it land on tails on her bed. "So red it is." Rather than going with the fate the quarter chose, she took control back. Besides, the red wouldn't be quite so intimidating.
Now knowing what she'd be wearing, she felt confident in her decision of less is more when it came to her make-up and wearing her hair down in soft curls. An hour later she looked at her phone to see she had a text.
You ready? it read.
10 mins she sent back. There were just a few more things she had to do before she would finally be ready.
Roxy put her phone down and quickly went about changing her sheets, lighting candles, turning on some quiet music and checking her appearance in her floor length mirror a dozen times. Once she was satisfied, Roxy sent out another text.
Two minutes later there was a knock on the front door causing Tinker and Goober to bark their heads off from her parent's room which she had locked them in. Roxy glared up in their direction, willing them to shut up. Refocusing, Roxy stood behind the door taking deep breaths and calming her nerves before unlocking it and swinging the door open to allow her favorite guest in.
"Hello Isabelle," she giggled at the old nickname for her boyfriend.
Isaac was so taken with her appearance however he didn't even care that she called him by a girl's name again. He gulped thickly as he looked at her in the bright red babydoll negligee she had on. It was simple with only a thin black stripe under her cleavage complete with a little black bow but it looked sexier than anything she had ever worn before.
"Are you going to come in or do you plan on standing in the hallway until my father gets home?" Roxy teased. This snapped Isaac out of his minor stupor and he walked into the apartment.
"You're sure no one will be home anytime soon?" Isaac asked nervously as he pulled his coat off and hung it up glancing around to make sure Finn wouldn't pop out from behind the couch and nut-punch him with a knife or something. Roxy had gotten lucky with only being grounded two weeks for their earlier indiscretion but if they got caught again he was sure Finn would give him non-optional gender correction surgery and put Roxy in a chastity belt forever.
Roxy smiled and nodded. "They totally bought it. I told my mom I'd be asleep all day and my dad says he'd leave work for anything I needed but since I don't plan on needing him for anything he should be there until at least 3:30 and my mom will be home even later than that. Don't worry; we're completely alone for the next six hours." She wrapped her arms around Isaac's neck and tenderly placed her lips on his. "You didn't tell anyone you were coming over here right? Your parents think you went to school while school thinks you're home sick?" They had been planning this ever since Roxy announced she was ready for more and she wanted to be sure it would go off without a hitch.
"Positive. I called in as my dad. No one should figure it out," Isaac assured.
"Good, now let's go upstairs." She smiled devilishly at him before taking his hand and leading him toward her bedroom.
When they got there Roxy locked her door behind her just to be safe and shoved a fidgety Isaac down onto her bed. She straddled his legs and started kissing him but he wasn't getting into it quite as much as he usually did. In fact, he wasn't even touching her.
"Isaac, what's wrong?" she asked with a quiver in her voice.
"I'm just...are you sure you're ready? I don't want you to feel pressured just because I've been ready since I learned what sex was." He stared into her face trying to gauge how she felt.
Roxy laced her fingers with Isaac's and brought his hand up to her lips to kiss the back of it. "Isaac Alexander Puckerman, how could you think you were pressuring me? You have been nothing but sweet and understanding in regards to this. I feel no pressure to give myself to you at all. You are the only person I would ever want to share my first time with and I'm so ready to share it with you right now. There is no doubt in my mind about it. So relax, stop worrying about our parents and if I feel pressured, because I don't, and just make love to me already!" She giggled as a wide grin spread across Isaac's face.
Feeling much more confident Isaac took Roxy's face in his hands and kissed her fiercely. Things progressed much like any other make out of theirs with a lot of sucking, nipping and touching until it came time for actually showing off the goods.
Sure they had felt each other before but as their relationship had been so secret and the potentiality of getting caught was always in the back of their minds they never really progressed beyond that. Every time they were physically intimate they had kept their clothes on so neither was sure just what the other looked like.
"How..." Isaac gulped, "um, how do you w-want to do this?"
Roxy had never seen Isaac so jittery over anything before. It would have been cute if Roxy didn't feel exactly the same way, like she would totally fuck everything up. Her mouth opened and closed a few times as she tried to think of how best to kick things off.
"W-we could try just taking our clothes off and going from there...?" she suggested. Roxy didn't know what to do. This was further than either of them had ever gone before and though she knew it was what she wanted it was still pretty terrifying.
"Okay," Isaac said through a dry mouth.
He started pulling his sweater and undershirt off while Roxy lifted her babydoll over her head. Isaac's mouth fell open in an almost cartoonish manner as he looked at Roxy's boobs. They always felt awesome but now he could see the proof that they were.
She blushed under his gaze but didn't make a move to try to cover anything. Instead she started to help Isaac unbutton his jeans while he continued to sit there stunned.
"They're not going anywhere you know. You don't need to watch them like someone will walk off with them," she joked when he still hadn't looked up from her chest.
A little reluctantly, Isaac tore his gaze from the most perfect pair of breasts he'd ever seen and looked Roxy in the face. She was a little smug at the fact she held such power over him. She motioned for him to sit up on his knees so she could get his pants off. Rather than taking the two pieces off separately she decided to go for broke and ripped both his jeans and boxer briefs down at the same time to reveal his straining erection.
Without meaning to Roxy burst out laughing. She covered her mouth with her hands and looked up at Isaac who was rather confused and embarrassed. His face was going red and he crawled off the bed and started pulling his boxers back up.
"What are you doing?" Roxy cried out, reaching for Isaac. "The point is to take your clothes off."
"If you're going to laugh at me I don't want to do this. I'm sorry I'm not good enough for you," he said with irritated melancholy. He ripped his shirt off the floor.
Shocked and a little scared Roxy got off the bed and turned Isaac to face her. "No, no, no, no! Isaac I swear, I wasn't making fun of you. I don't think you aren't good enough." Her voice lowered as she mumbled. "It's quite the opposite actually. You know I laugh when I get really nervous. When I saw...your size I just panicked a little because well, you're much more...well endowed than I had imagined. That's all I swear. I love you and no matter what you were like down there I would never make fun of you for it." She hugged Isaac tightly and kissed him passionately. "Believe me though you have nothing to worry about," she assured after breaking their kiss.
"Really?" he asked with a raised brow.
Roxy stared at him. "Please, like you don't know you have a huge penis. It would be a shame if my dad cut it off. To make sure he doesn't, why don't you join me on the bed so we can get things restarted before he comes home?"
She pulled out of their embrace and laid down on the bed patting the space next to her. Isaac dropped his shorts again and crawled back onto the bed practically pouncing on her. Ego now bolstered by his girlfriend telling him he had a huge package, he didn't waste any more time being a nervous wreck.
Isaac kissed his way down Roxy's body, stopping when he got to the red lacy panties she was wearing. He sat up straight between her legs and hooked his fingers in the lace and tugged it down her body.
"You're so beautiful," Isaac breathed out as he looked down at her completely nude for the first time.
"You're just saying that because I'm naked," Roxy chuckled.
Isaac shook his head. "Nope. I think you're beautiful always." He settled between her legs and kissed her deeply as she tugged on his dark hair.
"You're poking into my stomach," Roxy murmured against his lips. "Why don't you put a condom on and poke me a little further south?"
"Have I ever told you I like how you think?"
"A few times." Roxy bit her lip as she pointed toward her desk. "They're in the bottom drawer in the back."
Isaac jumped off the bed and rushed over to the desk to search for the box. He pulled out an entire ream and tore open the first one he ripped off. Isaac rolled it on and got comfortable between Roxy's legs again.
"If we need to stop let me know."
Roxy shook her head quickly. "Just...do it." She pulled his head down to kiss him when she could feel his tip moving up and down her slit. She hoped she was wet enough he'd slide in easily to make it as painless as possible.
No such luck. Isaac pushed into her forcing a tiny shriek from her mouth. She mashed her lips and eyes together to keep from crying.
Isaac was freaking out now. He really wanted to focus on how good Roxy felt but he couldn't knowing he was causing her so much pain. "Roxy..."
"Pull out," she squeaked. He shook his head and did as told. He freaked out further when he noticed the blood when he sat up.
"Oh my God! Roxy, what have I done? We have to stop! You're bleeding!" He gripped his head in a panic. Despite the pain which was lessening, Roxy began to laugh.
She sat up and placed her hands on his face. "Did you even pay attention in health class? That can happen. I'm fine. I just needed a second to collect myself. Now, calm down and come on. Pun intended." She giggled and kissed him again pulling him back down.
Roxy could tell Isaac was nervous again but as for her, she was relieved. That hadn't been that bad really and it would only get better over time. "Isaac, seriously, it's okay. I'm fine and if we don't keep going it will never get better." Gently, she caressed his cheek. "Please keep going."
Isaac shook his head and aligned himself once more, swiftly thrusting into her again. This time didn't seem to hurt her as much but Isaac could tell she was in pain. He waited until Roxy smiled and gave him the 'continue' nod to actually start moving.
Roxy closed her eyes in an attempt to focus on the pleasure but the problem was that it wasn't very pleasurable. The pain was still too much to enjoy it physically but that was okay. She knew it would get better because she was with Isaac and he wouldn't let her never get enjoyment out of it. Plus emotionally it was a whole new level of connection with him. Roxy finally understood why she could hear her mother moaning at all hours of the day when she and her father were home together.
Roxy opened her eyes and had to keep herself from laughing. If she hadn't been aware of the circumstances she wouldn't be sure if Isaac was in intense pain or pleasure based off the faces he was making. His eyes were screwed shut and he was biting his lip as his hands tightly gripped the pillow under Roxy's head.
"Oh God, Roxy, I'm...I'm gon-" Before he could even finish his sentence he let out a strangled cry and his entire body seized over Roxy. He whined a little as he came.
All the while Roxy just lied there not really doing anything besides watching Isaac, wondering what the hell she was supposed to do. A few seconds later he was done and pulling out before collapsing on top of her. He wrapped her in his arms tightly while she played with his hair.
"That was fast," she stated plainly.
Isaac lifted his head and sheepishly stared down at her. "Sorry. I didn't mean to..."
"It's okay, I promise. It was only the first time. First times are very rarely perfect. We'll get better." She leaned forward to peck his lips reassuringly.
Isaac nodded and smirked appreciatively at her. "Did...did you...?"
"No," Roxy said quietly. Isaac rolled off her letting out a sigh.
"I suck."
Roxy molded herself against his side and wrapped her arm around his body. "You don't suck. Like I said, it was our first time. They aren't like they are in the movies, especially porn." She raised a knowing eyebrow at Isaac who looked in the other direction a little guiltily. "It will take more than one quick attempt to turn into a love machine. Not everyone can be Uncle Puck. Hell, Uncle Puck probably isn't Uncle Puck. No one is that good from the get-go."
"I dunno. My dad made his first time sound awesome."
"Well our first time was awesome too. Just because you didn't last very long and I didn't come doesn't mean it sucked. It was great because it was with you. That's all I care about."
"You're just saying that to make me feel better," he said grinning at her.
Roxy pursed her lips and shook her head no. "Never. I mean everything I said." She kissed his cheek. "Now, you know we still have about five and a half hours to start working on getting better right? Waste not, I say."
She giggled as Isaac rolled them over so he was back on top. "I love you, Roxanne."
"I love you too, Isaac."
The next few hours passed by much quicker than either Isaac or Roxy would have liked. They were hours well spent learning each other's bodies and what they did and did not like and as far as Roxy was concerned the day couldn't have been more perfect. To make sure they would be able to live to have sex again someday, Roxy and Isaac decided that he should really leave with enough time to make it home so it looked like he had actually gone to school instead of his girlfriend's house to deflower her and lose his own virginity at the same time.
They stood at the front door holding each other and kissing each other senseless until Roxy pulled away. "You should really get going if you want to be home by three. Thanks for coming over. I had a wonderful time."
"Thanks for inviting me. We should get together like this more often." Isaac gave her a cocky grin before kissing her once more. "I'll call you later. Maybe we can actually schedule a real date now that we don't need to hide anything."
"We've been on real dates."
"I'm talking one where we don't need to look out for anyone who could tell your dad we're dating." Roxy rolled her eyes at him. "So can I tell my friends about us...?"
"You can tell them we're dating but if you spill to anyone that we're having sex now, I will kill you. That is not information anyone besides us needs to know."
"When can I tell them we're having sex?"
"After we're married and have children." Roxy chuckled at Isaac's eye roll. "You should go. I will be awaiting your call." She pecked him on the lips once more then shoved him toward the door. He opened it and stepped out into the hall. Roxy waved goodbye as Isaac walked down the hall then shut the door when he got to the elevator.
She had barely taken two steps to go back upstairs to make herself look sick again when there was a knock on the door. Roxy paused then went back to answer it. As soon as she opened the door a blur lunged at her and picked her up, pressing her back against the door. Lips were on hers, a tongue prying them open while Roxy fisted her hands in Isaac's hair.
"One more time," he breathed out against her skin as he moved his lips down to her throat.
All Roxy could do was shake her head in consent before Isaac carried her back up to her bedroom for one last romp before he really did have to leave.
At 3:30, Isaac was back home in Queens trying so hard not to sing that old Lonely Island I Just Had Sex song his dad always sang to his and his sisters' disgust and mortification after he would have sex with their mother but which now proved totally relevant. In Manhattan, Roxy was lying in her bed after having changed her sheets, put her flannel pajamas back on, giving Isaac the garbage bag full of used condoms to dispose of, letting the dogs out of the bedroom, pretending to have a stomach ache and replaying her amazing day in her head.
At 3:43 Roxy could hear the dogs barking and the familiar sounds of her brothers raiding the kitchen for an after school snack and footsteps coming up the stairs. She turned onto her side and went into sleeping sick child mode.
"She's probably asleep still," she could hear her mother say as the door cracked open. It was unusual that she was home already.
"I just want to see if she's feeling better," her father replied. Roxy could feel a dip in her mattress as her father sat down and gently shook her. "Roxy, Roxanne."
She let out a pained moan for good measure then turned her head, playing groggy. "Hi Daddy."
Finn smiled at his daughter. "Hi baby. Are you feeling better?"
Roxy shook her head. "A little."
"Do you want anything? I can make you some chicken noodle soup unless you don't want to eat..."
"Soup sounds great. Thank you." Roxy smiled at her father who leaned forward to kiss her forehead.
"Soup coming right up." Finn stood up and exited the room leaving Rachel and Roxy alone. She took Finn's place on the bed and ran her fingers through Roxy's messy hair.
"You think you'll feel better for school tomorrow?"
She shook her head yes. "Must have been a 24 hour thing."
"Well I'm glad you're feeling better." Rachel kissed her cheek and stood up while Roxy went back to lying on her side facing away from her. As Rachel started walking toward the door however a little ripped purple square sitting in Roxy's garbage can caught her attention. She moved closer and realized it was a condom wrapper.
Taking a tissue from the box on her night stand Rachel reached in to grab it and noticed the used condom lying next to it. She thought better of going into the can and just picked the whole thing up.
"Roxanne, why is there a used condom in your garbage can?" she asked accusingly, pointing out the offending condom and wrapper as Roxy turned to look at her.
Roxy's eyes widened in horror when she saw what her mother was asking about and she wanted to die on the spot. She was going to kill Isaac! After their last impromptu round Roxy specifically told him to throw the wrapper and condom into the bag he was supposed to take with him. Now because he couldn't follow simple directions they were both going to die horrible agonizing deaths.
"And do not even try to lie to me young lady." Rachel put her hand on her hip and tapped her foot waiting for her daughter to explain herself.
Roxy sat up and guiltily looked at the floor, wringing her hands together. There wasn't a point in lying anyway since the evidence was pretty damning. She spoke in a quiet voice. "I faked sick today so Isaac could come over to have..." she trailed off, not wanting to have to say the word. "I know I was wrong and I'm so sorry Mom! I shouldn't have lied to you and Dad and I know you think I'm too young but Isaac and I love each other and we obviously were being careful and please, I am begging you, please do not tell Dad! I will suffer any punishment you see fit, just please do not tell him." Roxy started to tear up at being caught and possibly never being able to see her boyfriend again.
Rachel was sympathetic. She was pissed off Roxy lied and she was definitely going to be punished for skipping school to have sex but Rachel remembered what it was like at her age. It was hard being in a relationship with someone you really loved and not acting on that love.
A knock on the door broke the silence that had fallen over Rachel and Roxy as they stared at each other. Finn poked his head in then opened the door further to carry in a tray of chicken noodle soup and crackers.
"Chicken noodle..." he dropped the sentence when he realized something was going on. Roxy's eyes were filled with unshed tears and Rachel was holding her garbage can up. "What's going on?"
Finn set the tray down on Roxy's dresser as Rachel pulled the bag out of the garbage can and tied it. "It's just her stomach. She had a wave of nausea when she sat up."
Finn sat down next to Roxy and rubbed her back soothingly. "Maybe we should take you to a doctor."
Rachel spoke. "I'll think she'll be fine if she stays in her room and rests for a little longer. Maybe eating will help." Roxy nodded in agreement.
"If you're sure. If it gets worse you're going to the doctor's." He kissed her temple and squeezed her shoulders. "I hope the soup helps."
A loud crash and shrill screams could be heard coming from downstairs. Finn stood up with an irate expression. "Excuse me. I have some kids to kill." Finn walked out and Rachel closed the door behind him.
Roxy looked at her mother appreciatively. "Thank you."
"Don't think for a second you're off the hook. You skipped school to have sex with your boyfriend and that is not okay. You're grounded again. You know I hate lying to him, but I won't tell your father you're grounded, but you are. No friends, you can only leave the house to go to school, you will do the dishes in addition to folding laundry and vacuuming and no Isaac, for a week."
Roxy shook her head accepting the terms. She knew it could be a lot worse so she'd take this without fighting.
Rachel went to sit down on the bed but quickly stood back up before her butt could touch the blanket. "Did you change the sheets at least?"
Roxy rolled her eyes a little. "Yes Mom." Rachel sat down and faced her daughter who was still looking at the floor, too embarrassed to look at her mother.
"I didn't tell your father because I remember what it was like for us when we were your age. Granddad nearly strangled him for finding us naked together and he really went ballistic when he found out we were having sex. I don't want that for you. What you and Isaac do is your business. I'm not stupid. I know that you're going to have sex if you really want it because you're a hormonal teenager with a boyfriend. You just have to know it's not okay to lie to us and skip school to do it. That is why you're grounded."
Roxy sniffled a little and looked up at her mom. "You're not mad that I had sex?"
"I'm not particularly happy about it but I'm not going to fly off the handle and tell you 'you can't' because that will just make you want it more. I think we should establish some rules though. Obviously no more faking sick and skipping school, if you're going to do it please make sure to be discreet about it. We don't need the whole world or Dad to know what goes on between you and Isaac and I'm taking you to a doctor to get birth control."
"We used condoms."
Rachel shook her head. "Condoms aren't perfect. They can break, sometimes without you even realizing it. I want you to be safe because I am not ready to be a grandmother yet and you are much too young to be a mother so you are going on birth control in addition to condoms if you are going to have sex." She remembered all too well how traumatic her pregnancy scare was at seventeen. Rachel didn't want Roxy to ever have to go through that.
Roxy's face went red. It was so awkward talking about her sex life with her mother. "Okay," she conceded. "Can we be done talking about this? It's weird."
"For now. I suggest you eat your soup and make a miraculous recovery so that you can get started on the dishes that I'm sure your brothers have left in the sink." Rachel grinned smugly at her and tilted her head to the side before standing up. Taking the bag of garbage with her, Rachel walked toward the door but paused before opening it. "Roxanne, I know it may be awkward to talk to me about this kind of stuff, but I'm always here if you need me. I was like you once so I know what you're going through. Don't ever feel like you can't come to me with anything." She smiled at her then pulled the door open and exited.
Feeling mostly relieved, Roxy threw herself back down onto her bed and stared up at the ceiling. She had been caught and was grounded again but at least her dad hadn't found out which was her biggest worry. She also knew how much her mother hated keeping the truth about anything from her father so she really appreciated that she wasn't spilling her secret.
Just then her phone glowed on her nightstand. She grabbed it and saw it was a text from Isaac.
Parents going to TX w/ Scar 4 weekend. Have house 2 self. Wanna join me? We can act out fantasy of kitchen sex. ;)
Roxy groaned at the words, feeling herself become aroused just at the thought. Of course the Puckermans had to leave the house empty over the weekend she would be grounded.
She ever so reluctantly texted back, Can't. Grounded. Long story.
It was going to be a long week of grounding.