A/N

I'm sorry i didn't update last week, i had writer's block... Ugh, writer's block is a real bitch... But anyways, if you've ever watched Hetalia, Kaito might remind you of Romano in this chap. And if you haven't watched Hetalia, you just notice that Kaito is swearing a lot in this chapter :)

Disclaimer: I own nothing!
Warnings: Swearing, boyxboy

Chapter 4: Try to count how many times I say 'fuck'

So, let's get back to my fucking horrible day. You will understand why it's so terrible when I get forward with my story.

The music class was okay, but every single girl was glaring at Megurine-sensei and it was freaking scary. But that's not the point. Next class was math, and teacher said that there was a small, 'easy' test he told about friday. And what I think of this: Fuck you! I wasn't in school that day, I didn't fucking know!

I kinda failed that stupid test and then was the worst part. History.

This time I was the one glaring. I send Kamui the most scariest looks I had, but he didn't seem to notice it. That bastard... I didn't even know what he was saying! His mouth moved but I didn't listen the words. And I was really sleepy. I mean, if you keep glaring a guy after a night you didn't sleep at all makes you tired!

It didn't actually take long time before everyone was leaving. I didn't notice so I was the last one in class. When I was about to leave I heard Kamui's smooth voice saying: "Shion-kun, I need to talk to you. Can you please close the door?" I sent another glare at him and closed the fucking door.

When I turned around, he had stood up and there was only few feet between us. I was about to say: "So, what do you wanna talk about?" but I couldn't even reach the halfway of the sentence when he pulled me really close. His other hand had grabbed my wrist and other hand was on my waist. Before I could even think, his lips pressed on mine.

I was really surprised. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck, I thought. His lips felt so soft and his body was really warm. I felt really comfortable and without even realizing it, I closed my eyes. A- Anyone would have liked that, so I couldn't help it! ...Right?

I'm-not-fucking-gay!


GAKUPO'S POV

I couldn't take it anymore, so I kissed Kaito. It felt wonderful. He blushed deeply and he didn't even try to escape. When I broke the kiss, he opened his eyes just like he had just noticed they were closed and stared at me. His expression was really confused (and really cute) and his face was completely flushed. I almost chuckled because he was so cute, but because it didn't seem to fit the situation, I didn't.

He looked at me for a while, but then ran to the hallway, almost forgetting to open the door. I stood there, watching him go. Hm... Maybe I shouldn't have done that so soon...

I sighed and sat on my desk. I took my cellphone from my pocket and saw that Luka had tried to call me earlier. She probably just wanted me to come shopping with her so I could carry her stuff... What a pain.

For a moment I thought that maybe I should just call her back, but then I remebered that principal had told me to come to his office. I wonder what he wants to talk about... I thought when I was walking in a hallway. I hated it how some girls were just staring at me and there was many boys doing so too. I just wanted to yell "I'm not fucking straight and I like someone else!" at their face but I figured that I'd just get fired.

Quickly I arrived to principal's office and knocked the door. I heard his voice telling me to come in, so I did.

The principal looked quite young for a 30 years old man. He had dark, fluffy hair and he was often wearing glasses. He smiled a lot and his eyes were the colour of chocolate. Actually, people would easily mistake and think he was a student.

"Oh, Kamui-san! You arrived at last", he said and smiled. That smile was honestly creepy, believe me. He told me to sit on a chair in front of his desk, and after doing so, I asked politely why he wanted me to come.

"Well, there is a student who's grade has been getting worse and worse even before he came to this school. He is really good at art and music, but he has lots of problems at other subjects - mostly math, history and geography. If his grades are getting lower in two months, he needs a tutor", principal explaned.

I nodded and said: "So you want me to tutor him if that happens?"

"Precisely. His name is Shion Kaito. And how much would you want to get paid?" principal answered.

I almost jumped when I heard Kaito's name. If Kaito's grades would go lower I would tutor him? That was perfect! "I don't need money from tutoring him. But have you told him about this?" I said, trying not to sound too happy.

"Oh, I told him last wednesday, the same day you came here", principal said. Well, now I'd just have to hope that Kaito fails some subjects... No! I can't think like that, I'm a teacher, for God's sake! I thought. I was really angry at myself. Why did I think that way?

"Can I go now?" I asked. He nodded and I left. I need an eggplant...


KAITO'S POV

I was still leaning against a wall after five minutes. I was glad that hallway was empty, because I didn't want people to think something weird when I leaned against a wall, blushing deeply. My hand was on my mouth and I couldn't move. Why had sensei kissed me?

Maybe this was just some kind of freaky nightmare... But it still wouldn't make sense. I would never dream about teacher kissing me, not even after reading BL - which I never read, of course.

After a while I was finally able to move and I headed towards my home. It felt like ages to walk home, even though I lived quite close to school. I just kept thinking why he had kissed me. What about those rumors about him and Megurine-sensei? Well, they probably weren't true... Or maybe he just played around with me. But why me? Why didn't he kiss someone else? I really needed ice cream...

When I came home, there was no one in the house. Well, Akaito was probably out and dad still at work. When I walked to kitchen, there was a note on the table:

I'm shopping right now, I will be home around six. And don't worry,
there's still ice cream left in freezer, if you want to eat it. But
leave some of it to your brother, okay? And if you wonder where
he is, he's out with Mikuo and won't be home until nine. Dad will
also be home at six, so you will be alone until that. You can ask Len
to come over, if you feel lonely. See you at six,

Mom

Well, maybe I would call Len, but first I wanted to have some time alone with my ice cream. And there was no way in hell I would leave some ice cream to Akaito!

There was always ice cream in our freezer. Sometimes there was nothing else in there and it was full of different flavours. Right now there was chocolate, mint, vanilla, strawberry and banana. I took all of them and put them in a huge bowl and started eating. Yes, I love ice cream. I would do anything for ice cream.

I turned on the TV and sat on a couch so I could watch my favourite anime and enjoy the ice cream, but the episode hadn't even ended yet when Miku called me. Even though I didn't want to, I answered.

"What is it?" I said, trying to sound as annoyed as possible.

"I just wanted to ask if you wanted to come over. Len and Rin are already here and we are gonna watch a movie", she said cheerfully as always. It was true that I could hear Rin and Len talking in the backround. It seemed like they were fighting again. I pondered it for a moment. If I would go, I couldn't finish my ice cream but... I quess I can go.

"Okay, I will be there in a while", I said. And now the good ice cream will be going to waste.


Miku lived in a nice neighbourhood close to our house. Her parents were divorced and she lived with Mikuo and her father. But today her father and brother weren't home so she had invited me, Len and Rin. She had made popcorn and for me, there was of course, ice cream.

We watched a movie, ordered some pizza and laughed. Then I remembered that number I didn't regonize in my cellphone. Miku knew everyone in the school, so I asked her if she knew the number.

"I haven't even seen that number before. But how can you be sure that it's someone's from our school?" she answered. It was true that I wasn't sure if it was, but... Wait... I dropped it to history the history class. And Kamui returned it to me... Could it be...? Fuck! No! It wasn't possible. I pushed the thought out of my mind.

"You're right..." I said. Suddenly I realized that there was only five minutes left before it would be six. "Fuck! I really need to go!" I said quickly and rose from the couch we were sitting on.

"Oh. Okay", Miku said and Len and Rin waved at me when I left.


Again, I'm really sorry because I didn't update last week... And I think Kaito said 11 or 12 times 'fuck' in this chap, I'm not really sure. And if there's lots of mistakes in the text, i'm really sorry, i have been really tired lately and that's why this was also so short... But i still hope you ejoyed this. Reviews are always nice!