A/N

Yaaaay, the 10th chappie is here (why am i even so exicted? I mean, it's just 10th chapter... Oh, fuck it!)

Chapter 10: Why is my life such a bad joke?

Ok, let's see... What kind of life am I living? Six terrible facts of the bad joke called: "Shion Kaito's life"

1. My teacher likes me.
2. My teacher is a man.
3. I don't know if I hate my teacher or like my teacher.
4. My teacher's friend likes me.
5. I am absolutely sure I hate his friend.
6. My teacher's friend saw me in a maid-dress.

So, that's about it. Oh, and also my friend knows about the teacher and my brother saw me kissing him. Great. Just great...

Anyways, me, Meito and others spend the night at the hotel nearby. Three persons in one room. Luckily, I didn't end up in a same room with Yuu, but all of the three cosplayers were in same room - me, Meito and Akira. I didn't like Akira, as I didn't like Meito's other friends, but Akira was not as bad as Yuu or Kei, for example. And as Meito's other friends, Akira was perverted asshole too, but at least he wasn't peeking under my skirt. God, I feel like I'm a girl for saying that... Fuck-this-shit...

In the morning, at 10:30AM, I woke up on the floor, because Meito and Akira had the two beds the room had. Others had been partying for the night, except for me, so they would probably have a hangover. I don't get it... We were in a convention, and right after that everyone has to go in a bar and get totally wasted...

There was one thing I didn't like in Meito. He drank alchohol sometimes and often he would get a little drunk and get like his friends, the five assholes (Yuu wasn't actually his friend, they didn't even know each other) and he could easily be seen in a party, laughing like a dick. He didn't actually drink that much, but he still did. No, it wasn't very strong alchohol and he didn't drink as much as his friends did, but I still didn't like that part.

But back to the story. One of the beds was empty, and in the other, there were two persons. Meito and Akira still had their clothes on, so they hadn't done anything weird, but they probably were just really drunk and had cuddled themselves into sleep.

I chuckled so quietly they didn't wake up. I so gotta take a picture of these two, I thought. It was just so amusing to even think what their faces would be like when they woke up and later saw the picture.

I quickly got my cellphone (by the way, do you still remember that weird unknown number? Yeah, I still haven't figured out whose it is) and took a perfect photo just before Meito's eyes opened. I held my breath as I watched how he first looked around him - he was obviously really confused right now - and then saw Akira's chest right before his eyes, raised his gaze and saw Akira's face and...

"AAAAAAAH!" Meito screamed and as Akira woke up, he did the same. After list of 'hows' 'whys' and 'the-fucks', they heard me burst into an insane laugh.

"Y- your faces were SOOOO h- hilarious!" I laughed as I showed them the picture, and damn, their faces were priceless. Akira kept muttering something to himself and Meito remained absolutely quiet. And of course, I was still laughing my ass off.

Oh, that time I forgot about my stupid life for a second. But unfortunately, it didn't take long.

We returned for the last day of the convention but stayed there just for two hours because some of us had some things to do at home (Read: To read their porn doujinshis)

I had actually nothing to do at home, so when we arrived, I called Len and asked him if he wanted to do something, but he was in Kyoto, at his cousins' place. And that's why I had really nothing to do, since I had bought only few doujinshis and some manga I had read in the car. Fuck, it was boring.

At nine, Akaito and Mikuo (who had apparently spent the weekend in here) came into my room, asking me to give my one and only yaoi magazine and my maid-dress.

"I don't care what you're going to do with that stuff, but I know that I have no need for them after that", I answered. Akaito thanked me and they left, probably to his room to do... whatever they were going to do. I really didn't need to know. Why the fuck would I even want to know!

Not very long after that I decided to listen to some music in high volume, but I could still hear the noises from room next to me. Shit, why does Akaito has to be such a pervert? And if they're doing it, why do they need a maid-dress? (A/N: Oh, Kaito-chan... You really don't understand, don't you?)

My sunday was really boring, so I'll skip right to the monday.

The morning was pretty normal, Akaito was in very good mood since no one could've slept at night because of him and Mikuo and that's why I was really sleepy too. Actually, only one who wasn't was Akaito.

At school, the first thing I had to do was to find Yowane-senpai, because I wanted to make sure she wouldn't tell anyone about friday. It didn't take long to find her; she was packing her bag in a hallway next to chemistry class.

"Ah, Yowane-senpai", I said. She looked at me and mumbled: "Oh. It's you."

I laughed nervously and answered: "Uhh, yeah... Um, you remember when you saw me at friday in that restaurant?"

"Yes. You were with Kamui-sensei", she answered, not bothering to lower her voice so anyone could've heard. I blushed lightly and asked if she wouldn't tell anyone about it. She shrugged her shoulders and said: "I wouldn't have anyone to tell anyways. No one talks to me, and I have no reason to do so."

"O- Okay. Thanks", I said and left, but for my surprise, she stopped me by saying a cold and simple "Wait!" I turned and she was looking at me, having small gleam of curiosity in her eyes. "Yes?"

"May I ask one question? Why were you in there with him?" she asked. I flushed immediately and started to slutter.

"Y- you see... I- it's nothing serious- rea- really..." I tried to talk, but I quess it wasn't very understandable. But still, Yowane seemed to understand that I didn't want to tell the truth, so she said I don't really have to tell her and left. Thank God, I didn't have to say it... That sure was a relief. I didn't expect it to go so well, so I was kinda happy. Now I just had to hope that Gakupo wouldn't do anything... Why do I still call him by his first name?

I was glad today was monday, so I didn't have tutoring. Maybe I would skip the school in wednesday...? But in two months, I had skipped the school pretty often, so kinda had to take a little break from it. Fuck...

Well, since I had talked to Yowane, now I just had to find Len. From some reason, he didn't want to walk together in school, so it had only been me and Rin. And when I had asked her if she knew why Len didn't come, she said that Len had been like that for a while and left before Rin did. She had answered like this:

"I don't really know what's going on. Suddenly he's just always so depressed and hardly never talks and whenever I ask if he wants to go somewhere, he says I can go alone and he has something to do, even though he only lays on his bed. I'm really worried and I think he'll stop coming to school and starts to be all emo and cut himself or something like that."

Rin was now probably looking for Len, but it seemed that she hadn't found him yet, because Len was running right at me. Before I could react, we were both on the floor, Len lying on top of me.

"Are you okay?" I asked. He raised his head and I saw that he was blushing furiously.

"Ah! I'm really sorry, I didn't see you, I was just looking for you, I..." He started to explain something about raccoons (I don't think this had anything to do with raccoons, though) and I sat up, so he was now sitting on my lap and blushing even more. Do I look like that when I'm with Gakupo? I thought, and speaking of which, he was standing right next to us.

"No running in the hallways, didn't they teach you that in elementary school?" he said, but this time something seemed to be wrong. Usually his deep voice was gentle and relaxing, but now it was cold and maybe even scary.

"I'm sorry, Kamui-sensei, I won't do it again." Len stood up and bowed. I, who was sitting on the floor, was still staring at Gakupo. He was so distant at the moment... The hell would I care, he's just a teacher! I lied in my head, even though I knew I cared. Well, not that much, but I still wondered why he was like that.

Suddenly he offered me a hand, in order to help me up, but The Stupid Me looked at the hand, not realizing what it was for. Of course I knew why his hand was in front of my eyes, I just couldn't think at the moment.

"You're supposed to grab it", he said with the tone I didn't like.

"Oh! I- I knew that..." I said and let him help me up. But he pulled me surprisingly close to himself, and whispered in my ear without Len noticing: "It's not fair I can't see you in the maid-dress but others can." And that's how I knew he was himself again. I withdrew and almost fell down again, but managed to stand on my feet.

"Uh... Thanks, sensei. Let's go, Len", I said and we left. I could feel Gakupo smirking at my blush. Fuck that guy, I'm never going to let him see me in a maid-dress!

GAKUPO'S POV

That blond kid... Why was he touching my Kaito? He had no right to do that!

I walked towards my class and the only thing that cheered me up was thinking about Kaito in maid-dress. Yuu had told me Kaito had a maid-dress in the convention and I just had to ask if he had a photo. He had told me that some of the girls taking pictures had promised to send Yuu some of the photos and he would show them as fast as he got them. But why had Yuu asked them to give photos?

As I arrived to the class, I sat behind my desk and started to browse some papers. Soon someone stepped in, but the someone was not a student.

"Oh, hi Luka. Why are you here", I said without raising my sight from the papers. The pink-haired woman laughed softly and sat on the desk.

"I just came to ask if you wanted to go out shopping with me after work", she asked. (Read: You must come and carry everything I'm going to buy, which is a lot of stuff) Luka, as I, was from rich family. She had money and unlike me, she used it all the time. Once or twice in week she would go to the town's biggest mall and buy everything she liked; shirts, skirts, pants, dresses, shoes, hats and accesories. She had a whole big room in her house just for clothes and her house was really big for one person, or actually two (she had a girlfriend)

"No, I've got some work to do", I answered, dropping the papers on the desk.

"Aw c'mon, you know I can't carry all that stuff myself!" She whined and looked at her perfectly polished fingernails.

"Why don't you ask Chie? She would do anything for you", I suggested. Chie was Luka's girlfriend at the moment and was like a puppy following its owner.

"We broke up, she's not the one", Luka answered, not really changing the tone she spoke. Luka had always, since the first grade, wanted to find a true love, but failed at it. She had been in various relationships with men and women, but nothing worked. Chie was someone I thought she truly liked, but it seemed I was wrong.

"Oh, I'm sorry. But I thought you liked her", I said.

"Well, she was nice, but she was a little too... Well, she always had to be with me and I had no time alone. She was kinda annoying", she answered.

At this point, you might think that she's a heartless bitch, but in that case, you're wrong. Luka can love when she wants to. When you first time meet her, you're like 'God, what an annoying bitch' but when you get to know to each other, you notice that she's sweet and loving woman.

"Aren't you a little too cold?" I said. She just looked at me and said it was fine and their relationship would've ended anyway, so she just ended it earlier so it wouldn't hurt too much.

I sighed. Sometimes I had no idea what was happening in her head. "Women", I muttered silently, but unfortunately she heard it and immediately opened her mouth.

"Women? It's men who are hard to understand! They just always think about boobs and porn and sports and..."

"Luka, I think you might be wrong. Every man isn't like that."

She continued without hearing me: "...and yet they can be so romantic. And besides, they eat too much." After she finished, she glanced at me.

"Me? Hold on a second! I do not eat too much!" I said.

"Oh really? Back then when we were together, you ate eggplants all the time."

"You eat tuna as much as I eat eggplants."

At that, she blushed and asked if I had called her fat.

"Do you call me fat?" I said. Really, I don't understand her logic. "And besides, the classes will start soon, so you better go", I continued. She pouted and left. I sighed again. How could she possibly be a teacher...?

A/N

Hiii! I hope I'm not putting too much OCs in this, because there's already pretty many of them. I'll try to stop adding all those OCs, but I need some characters to be like "I'm outer character and I have no meaning in this story"

Gakupo: When will I get to see Kaito in a maid-dress?
Me: You've been whining about that for hours, give me a break, or you will never see it.
Gakupo: You're so mean...
Kaito: DO NOT SHOW HIM THE PHOTOS
Me: What, I thought you aren't gonna show up in this A/N
Kaito: I meant the next A/N
Me: Then you better be far away from that one, 'cause if you're not there, me and Gaku are talking pervy things about you.
Kaito:...

Anyways, I hoped you liked that little AkaitoxMikuo thing with the maid-dress and everything :D

And by the way, I'm going to start a new fic soon, there's a poll in my profile where you can vote the pairing i should use. There's more information+the plot of the story in my profile, but you can choose 1 or 2 of these choises:

GakupoxKaito (Vocaloid)
HyorinmaruxHitsugaya (Bleach)
SesshomaruxInuyasha (Inuyasha)
Spamano/SpainxRomano (Hetalia Axis Powers)

There's lots of characters I ship, but these just seem to fit the plot better than the others I wanted to put there. If you want to read more stories from me, then just go and vote and I'll write the story :D

I hope you enjoyed reading this, see ya in the next chapter!