A/N: Wow, I'm churning these chapters out faster than I thought. Must be down to the amazing reviews I got. Thanks guys! Anyway, on with the show….

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"I think what I need most in a girl," Sherlock said from outside Baker Street, "Is the ability to keep up with me," he finished with a small smile.

The shot changed to Sherlock sitting in an armchair inside Baker Street, "I do live a faced paced life, physically," shot changed to Sherlock madly running down a street, "And mentally," then another shot of Sherlock sitting in St. Bart's with his microscope. "I am a consulting detective, meaning I help out the police when they need advice," The screen changed to Sherlock and Lestrade talking, deep in conversation.

The screen then changed to John on the armchair. "Sherlock is… Well most of the time, Sherlock is completely indescribable. And I of all people should know what to say, considering I spend every day with him. We live together. No- not like that. We're flatmates. In different bedrooms. Anyway, Sherlock, he has to be the most intelligent person I've ever met, but more importantly, his heart is in the right place. Most of the time."

Back to Sherlock, "I think what I need most in a woman is an open mind. I'm not well, a conventional sort of man. My line of work is a little risky, but no more than a police job, but you can't deny, it is very exciting," The scene swapped to Sherlock playing the violin, "I have to admit, I'm not that experienced with women, as my job has consumed my life, but now I'm ready to get into the dating game, so to speak," he broke into laughter.

The screen shot to Mrs Hudson, "Oh Sherlock, he's a lovely boy really, he's really not as peculiar as he seems. He actually helped me out when I was in a spot of bother with my husband. Made him disappear. No, not literally, of course…" she trailed off with a nervous laugh.

"I have to admit, I have some peculiar, eerm habits… But I am a certified genius, so I am entitled to a little eccentricity. I don't really see my habits as bizarre, but I have been told, I'm not exactly 'normal', but who likes 'normal anyway?" He sipped at a cup of coffee.

"Sherlock? Eccentric?" began John, "Eccentric doesn't begin to describe Sherlock…" flashed to Sherlock throwing darts at a board with letters, dressed only in a sheet, "But, I'm not going to lie, idiosyncrasies aside, there is never a dull moment with Sherlock Holmes. He makes life interesting."

"One of my favourite things to do," said Sherlock, leading the cameraman into his room, "Is to conduct experiments," he gave a crazy maniacal grin, "See right now, I have an experiment on the effects of different acids on bones," he opened the box and three rabbit bones had crumbled to different extents. The camera moved back a little, almost as if the cameraman had taken a step back.

The audience went, "Ewwwwww"

Mrs Hudson tucked a strand of hair behind her ear, "Sherlock may be a bit… weird, at times, but he's a good, decent man, who works to help people. And I think no amount of strangeness should put someone off a good man," She leaned forward slightly, "They're a rare catch after all."

"As a consulting detective, I can assure you, you will never be bored with me around. I can really see a person, but don't worry I'll try not to examine you too thoroughly," he said with a hint of a flirty smile, and the scene cut to Sherlock pouring over a laptop for a mock case, "I am probably the most intelligent man you will ever met, so there's always something to talk about with me," There was suddenly a montage off all the previous scenes, "I think I am an excellent person to date, there's never a dull moment with me, and well, what's life without a little fun…"

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Sherlock glanced around. Another 10 lights gone. To be honest, he was surprised he had got that many thanks to that pile of shite. Even he wouldn't date himself after that. Well, that's a lie, of course he would date himself, in his eyes he was goddamn perfect.

"Again, not too bad," started Phil, "10 girls still left. Though I have to ask you, do you really keep bones in your bedroom?"

"You should see what I keep in the fridge," replied Sherlock and the audience laughed. Oh, if only he was joking…

"Right, I'm off to talk to the girls," said Phil and he came to pause by a small, thin girl, with black hair and pale skin, "Jenny, why did you switch off?"

"Oh Phil, I don't know, I like a bit of outrageousness in a man, but I feel like he may be pushing that too far," she glanced at Sherlock, "Sorry, you seem like a perfectly nice guy and all"

"Anastasia," began Phil walking over to the other side, to stop by a blond girl in a flowery dress, "No lighty?"

"No lighty," said Anastasia, "You know, when you came down, I thought you weren't really my type of guy, but I thought I'll see what you we're like, but sorry, I just couldn't live with the lifestyle you have."

"And you, Raine," he said to the Indian girl next to her, with black, curly hair that floated above her shoulders and a huge grin, "Why is your light still on?"

"Firstly, I'm a vet, so bones and gore don't scare me," she grinned at Sherlock, 'Impressive' he thought, "And secondly, have you heard him speak! You have the sexiest voice I have ever heard!"

"Sherlock, what do you make of that; the sexiest voice she's ever heard, eh? That must be some achievement!"

'What nonsense does this man talk?' thought Sherlock, with a flicker of annoyance, 'The girl seems interesting though', "Well, Phil, I'm sure I can show her some sexier things about me," 'Battle nonsense with more nonsense' and the crowd went wild.

Phil walked to Sherlock, "Our girls have started to show some interest into our detective here, but after further investigation, will he still make the cut? We'll find out after round 3, and remember girls, no likey, no lighty!"

A/N: Well there's another one. Please review :)