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Warnings: You've got the idea already, but guyxguy and swearing.

Chapter 17: The pervy stuff hasn't even started yet

"You know what? I'm a bit curious; When I ask you to stay over in my apartment, why is the first thing you think of that you'd sleep with me?" Gakupo asked as he boiled some water for noodles. I blushed furiously and looked away. I tried to think of an answer, but didn't really come up with anything.

"But that's kind of cute. You're uke and still you're a closet pervert", he continued and I blushed even more.

"WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!" I yelled.

"My sister is a fujoshi, remember? She talked so much I got her brain", Gakupo explained, grinning at me. That guy... He doesn't seem like it, but I swear, he's a devil. Maybe the principal had tried to summon him back to hell because he was too evil. Or maybe Gakupo got his evil nature from his sister. Fujoshis are always evil. They never stop drooling over guys in maid-dresses.

"Perverted gay brother is almost the same thing and I don't think everyone as semes and ukes", I snapped. Ha! That was a good one!

"Actually perverted gay brother and a fujoshi sister have many differences. For example, unlike perverted gay brothers, fujoshis are pure evil and much more perverted. They have a twisted mind and they can imagine even the most perverted positions in their head. And also, when a perverted gay brother sees a cute guy in a maid-dress, he would start molesting the guy - well, at least I know your brother would do that. But in the same situation, the fujoshi would squeal loudly and imagine pervy things about the guy in the dress and the guy next to him", Gakupo said. And I thought I had won. No! Wait... A comeback!

"Just in case you didn't know, my brother isn't like that - well, not anymore. The only guy in maid-dress he would molest would be his boyfriend", I replied. I felt proud of myself. Winning a duel like this against Gakupo would be a great honor. Unfortunately he smirked and that's how I knew I hadn't won yet.

"If you hate each other at the moment, why are you defending him?" he said.

"Uh... Because... Damn!" I had once again lost. As he smirked, I gritted my teeth and swore I'd get my revenge. One day, I would win. One day, I would be the one with smug grin.

"Well, I'm sure you will come up with an answer eventually, but we're supposed to eat now", he said suddenly. My eyes widened as I realized that there were two bowls on the wooden table, both containing the same amount of ramen. I've probably said this before, but he was supposed to be a samurai, not a ninja! How the hell can he do stuff without me noticing?

"Oh..." was my very intelligent answer as I sat with him.

"Itadakimasu", I said and we started eating.

After we finished, I asked: "Do you happen to have ice cream?" He chuckled and I now knew I must've sounded like a little kid.

"Unfortunately, no. I tend to eat eggplant as a dessert", he answered. I wasn't amused. I needed my daily ice cream! And who the fuck eats eggplant as dessert anyway? It's disgusting!

"That sucks", I muttered and pouted.

"Hey, is that a way to thank for the dinner?" he said. He was amused, I could tell it by his voice and face.

"Well excuse me, I'm not living with the power of eggplants", I spat. He laughed and stood up, picking up the bowls and glasses. He threw them into the sink and then looked at me. "You wanna sleep on the bed or on the couch?" he asked.

"Couch", I muttered and he headed into some room, probably for sheets and pillows and stuff. At the same moment, I received a text from my mom. Probably an answer to my message where I told them I was gonna stay over at a 'friend's' place. And I was right.

Just remember to leave early for school then.
Me and your father won't be home in the morning,
and your brother and cousins either.

See you tomorrow

I put the phone back to my pocket and sighed. And then realized Gakupo was behind me, his face just inches away from mine. I nearly screamed and fell of the chair.

"Don't startle me like that!" I said and rose from the chair. He laughed and motioned me to follow him. Suspiciously, I walked with him to the living room and saw there were over ten dvd's on the table next to the couch. I frowned and asked why.

"Well, since you're here, I thought you might wanna watch a movie or something", he answered. "But before that, I need to take a shower. Is that okay with you?"

I nodded and he left. Soon I heard the sound of water falling and glanced at the dvd's. I started to browse them, one by one, and finally decided which one I wanted to watch. It was a korean horror called A.P.T, Apartment. I had heard good stuff of it and they say it's really scary and... GazettE made its theme song. Hey! I'm not girlish if I listen to that band! It's not my fault almost all of the fans are girls!

When he came back to living room, I blushed furiously. There was a towel covering his lower body - well, the towel ended pretty much after his knees, so it just covered his thighs and... never mind - but his upper body was completely naked. His hair was tied again behind his back and as always, there were still some hair framing his face.

But the thing that bothered me was his body. He was so perfectly muscular and tanned and... His skin looked so smooth. I must've looked like an idiot, staring at him with flushed face. Seriously, he was my teacher! I wasn't supposed to stare at his half-naked body! I wasn't even supposed to stare at him!

"Is everything okay?" he asked. I shook my head, not realizing what he had said, and then noticed my mistake and said: "I- I mean, yeah! I'm perfectly fine!"

He didn't seem to believe that, but sat next to me and asked what movie I wanted to watch. I showed him the movie and he smiled.

"A horror film, eh... Aren't you afraid it will be too scary for you?" he said and grinned at me. I told him to shut up and put the movie inside the dvd-player.

When the movie started, I was already scared. Without even realizing, I got closer to Gakupo. But that wasn't all. When the scary part started, I wanted to bury my face in his chest - which he still hadn't covered. It was halfway of the movie when I was already particularly sitting on his lap and leaning against him.

In the scariest part, I actually did bury my face in his shoulder - luckily not chest; that would've been too weird - and then realized our position. I looked at him and saw he was smirking. His arm was wrapped around my waist and with his free hand, he was running his fingers through my hair.

I must admit, it was rather nice and that's why I didn't complain. I did blush, however. Of course I did.

"It was too scary for you, wasn't it?" Gakupo said when the ending credits rolled in front of us. I was mentally crushed. Don't blame me! It was fucking scary!

"S- Shut up", I muttered and shifted a little closer to him. And stop squealing like a retarded fangirl! It was cold...

"If you want, you can sleep in my bed", he whispered into my ear. I wanted to punch him, but arms wouldn't work.

"No way in hell", I said.

"That's a shame", he answered and got up from the couch. I startled from his body's sudden movement, but luckily didn't fall from the couch.

"You wanna play truth or dare?" he asked playfully.

"What the hell? You can't play that game if there's just two players..." I replied.

"Oh yes you can. C'mon." And he dragged me into his bedroom, making me sit on the bed. I wasn't sure if he heard me muttering 'this is stupid' or not, but if he did, he ignored it completely.

"So, Kaito-chan. Truth or dare?" he asked.

"I don't care... Truth..." I muttered, not really liking the name 'Kaito-chan.'

"What are your feelings towards me?" he asked. I sighed. Somehow I knew to expect that.

"Right now? Burning hate", I said bitterly. He laughed and corrected me: "Not at the moment. But generally." Blushing, I asked if I could take the dare. And luckily (or unluckily) I could.

"I dare you to kiss me", he said.

"WHAT?!"

"It doesn't have to be on my lips. It doesn't even have to be an exact kiss, your lips just have to touch my skin, nothing else", he explained. I pouted, but guessed I had to. It was thanks to him I didn't have to sleep in the street tonight after all. I moved a little closer to him and lightly touched his cheek with my lips and quickly pulled away.

"It's your turn. Truth or dare?" I said, still blushing deeply.

"Dare."

"I dare you to... sing 'Barbie Girl." I grinned devilishly. This was a perfect revenge. He didn't seem to like the dare, but started singing the theme song. And of course, I laughed my ass off.

"Truth or dare?" he asked. Knowing he would just ask the first question if I picked the truth, I picked dare.

"Say 'I love you' like you mean it", he dared. I paled. I shouldn't have made him sing 'Barbie Girl.'

"I- I love you", I muttered. Luckily no one was watching, it was already too embarrassing.

"Love you too", he answered and I blushed again. I seriously hated him. I wanted to end this game, but figured I couldn't do it yet, so I asked him the truth or dare. And he picked the truth. Biting my lip, I asked: "Why do you like me?"

He chuckled as he answered; "I've already told you. Because you're so fucking adorable. Now, truth or dare?"

"Dare."

"Sleep in the same bed as me for this night and we'll end this game and I won't bother you in one week."

A/N

You thought I was gonna get rid of me so easily? Well you were wrong!

Sorry for the not so long chapter again and everything... It felt good writing this again (Read: Had a writer's block and finally got over it today so I'm fucking happy) and the real perverted stuff will happen in next chapter. But the rating is still T, so it won't be as perverted as I'd usually write. Unless I change it to M...

Oh, and I changed some things in the first chapter since I wasn't really happy with it. Hope you won't mind ^^ I only did few changes, it isn't much.

And the movie A.P.T is really good! You should watch it! You can find it from YouTube watch?v=NeQyghj0-tc

So you think Kaito will sleep in the same bed as Gaku? I think we already know the answer ;)

Kaito: What's that supposed to mean?!
Me: That you will say yes
Kaito: FUCK NO
Me: And you shouldn't call my readers retarded. They'll stop reading.
Kaito: I only said their squeals were retarded. But now that you said they'll stop reading...
Me: Don't-fucking-say-anything-or-I'll-fucking-make-Gaku-fuck-you
Kaito: ...
Me: TRIPLEDOT!