Inspiration strikes!
Kiba: yeah right.
Me: no, really! I don't own Naruto too. And thx mom! Now, I'm going to use Itachi's POV for Akatsuki, and Kaitlyn's for Konoha!
Carol, Kiba, Vrinda: what about us?
Me: and a little of you.
Kiba: that's not much of an improvement…
Itachi's POV
Now they're bring extremely irritating. I can't believe that Deidara is also going along with them. Tobi, well, you don't have to even mention him.
"POP GOES THE WEASEL! POP GOES ITACHI! MUAHAHAHA!"
"Let me plait your hair!"
"Come here Kisame, I want to turn you into a sushi!"
"Pssst. You think it's a mistake we took them?"
The last one was Kisame talking. "hey, are you listening?"
"Yes, what do you want?" I asked back.
"I want to send them back. Well, actually, the dog."
I was about to say something when I heard a snip! somewhere behind me. I turned and Carol dangled my hairband which she had cut. Then I saw my hair was obviously not tied. I was about to yell something when Vrinda took a fan and fanned my hair.
"No.18. Check! Fan his hair so it looks epic."
I started chasing them around the hideout while Tobi was saying "Tobi is a good boy for helping them," plus Deidara said something like, "Run, you two. Awesome prank though. But you don't want to know what Itachi can do, un."
Back in Konoha (Kaitlyn)
"How. Hard. Is. It. To find Neji and Lee? I'm going to, going to, WARGHH!" I said, or rather yelled.
"She's right. We searched the whole village. Is your nose working right?" Shino added.
"OF COURSE IT'S WORKING JUST FINE! MAYBE IT ISN'T TOO! MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE I'M PANICKING!"
"Um, Kiba-kun, w-we should t-try to relax a l-little." Hinata said, in her usual timid voice.
"She's right. I gotta relax. You too, Kiba." I said.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO RELAX WHEN MY BEST FRIEND IS MISSING AND THAT MY NOSE ISN'T WORKING RIGHT AND, AND-!" Kiba stopped talking because…
Just then, TWO people appeared and they were no other than… NEJI AND LEE!
"WE WERE LOOKING FOR YOU ALL OVER THE PLACE AND YOU WERE JUST THERE, EATING ICE-CREAM!" I wailed. It was bad last time when I went to school and couldn't find a teacher after searching the whole school. But this is WORSE.
"Mmmm? Yes, we were there the whole time. Why are you looking for us?" Neji asked.
After Hinata explained to them what was going on, and that we were supposed to meet Tsunade at her office after finding them, Lee said "YES! I accept this mission! YOUTH!"
"What does youth have to do anything with this?" I asked.
"He just likes it like that," Neji replied.
"Oh."
"This is a what mission?"
"B-rank, I suppose. But it is the Akatsuki, so maybe an A-rank. Even I'm not sure," Tsunade-sama admitted.
"And I'm making Neji the leader of this mission."
We all nodded and agreed. I wasn't sure if we could make it, though. I knew Akatsuki was a tough opponent.
"Can we leave now?" Kiba asked.
"No." Neji answered.
"Why not? The sooner, the better, right?"
"We need to plan."
"What about Akamaru?"
Neji silenced Kiba with a death glare. "Here's what we do: we find the hideout, we plan the rescue, we go back ASAP."
"It's that simple?" I asked.
"Yes, it's that simple. The not simple part is the trying to find the hideout, rescuing our friends, and the going back part."
"Oh, goody," I muttered.
After that, I started on the way back the house. Our house, I mean. I mean, mine, Carol's, Vrinda's. we shared a house. I miss them so much. (I know, only been a few hours.)
"Finally! Let's go!" Kiba yelled, running to and fro in front of us.
"Yes, and let us exercise our youthfulness!" Lee added.
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"No idea. Even though we're in the same squad." Neji replied.
When we reached the gates, Kiba and Lee literally sprinted out.
"I'm going to beat you to the hideout!" Kiba said.
"No, I am!" Lee replied.
They ran and ran, then came to a halt. "Why aren't you guys running?" they said at the same time.
"We don't even know where the hideout is, so quit fooling around. Why? Because you will waste your energy." Shino said in a matter-of-factly way.
"Ooookaaaay…" Kiba dragged the word as much as possible. Then he suddenly ran forth.
"Didn't I tell you to quit fooling around?" Shino yelled, trying to get the Inuzuka's attention.
"I smell him! I smell Akamaru! It'll be easier to track them now! YAHOOOOOOOO!" his voice was getting more distant.
"We should run after him, right?" I asked.
"Now we will… go!" Lee said helpfully.
"Is that even proper English?" I asked.
"No. but I'm going anyway!" Lee sped off.
"Wait for me!" and I ran after them. No wait, I didn't. first, I dragged (not literally) Hinata along and then I ran after them.
With nothing else to do, Shino and Neji ran after us too.
Ooooooookaaaaaaay… another one down. Please, my loyal visitors, review! And please check out my other stories too(oneshot)! Just go to my profile and read them, please… and thx! Don't forget to review my other stories too! :D