I seriously don't own Naruto. Back on high demand on annoying/irritating Itachi. Muahahahaha. Suffer, Itachi Uchiha. Special POV in the akatsuki :)
Kaitlyn's POV
Oh, the enemy's here. I mean, the enemies. There were three of them. One had spiky, dark hair and dark eyes. He wore a beige shirt with two black stripes and three prints of the kanji for something (I don't know what it means) down the front. His forehead protector had a face guard. As with his team-mates, he wore a snake patterned scarf around his neck.
The other one had a gauze covering most of his face, leaving only his left eye uncovered. He also wore a large poncho with long sleeves, a snake patterned scarf around his neck, a straw raincoat protruding from the back of his scarf, and a large amplifier on his right arm for, I don't know, some evil thingy. Ooh, I like that word! Thingy!
The third one had very long black hair, almost reaching down to the ground, tied by a violet ribbon right near the end, and black eyes. She wore a forehead protector, a pale green vest somehow similar to a flak jacket, and snake patterned pants and scarf, much like her team-mates. (A/N: HAHA! Credit to the Narutopedia. Just search 'Naruto wiki' in google and click the first option. Have fun!)
I never knew Lee could look so fired up. "So we meet again. I thought you're, uh, no offense, or maybe there is, dead." He gave each of them a death glare. "Zaku, Dosu and Kin who tried to kill my beloved Sakura!"
What the heck? Lee likes Sakura? Oh my gawd. I cannot believe it.
"Well, what are you here for? We didn't do anything did we? Or you involved with the Akatsuki?" Kiba asked, while giving them a death glare 1000 times worse than Lee's. (oh you have no idea. I've seen it a million times and can still get creeped out by it. Well, he does do it to me often. Sigh.)
"Well, we got revived by the Akatsuki and got stuck doing jobs like this, tracking down ninjas like you all. not that I'm complaining; but it feels weird compared to when we were still alive," Dosu explained.
"So you're dead now?" I asked a very obvious question. I hate it when I ask questions like that, 'cause then I immediately know the answer.
"They like the undead," Kiba explained. "I guess."
"The point is, we heard about the Akatsuki's plan of kidnapping you all. I meant, kailyn, Vrinda and Carol. So I thought, if we proved ourselves worthy, we would be considered a true member of the Akatsuki." Dosu continued.
"I don't even know why you were considered one anyway. You're no S-rank missing-nin, for all I know," I mumbled.
"Did you say something? Because I'm going to do something… now."
He dashed out, meaning to attack me, but I jumped to the side just in time. Then, something happened.
Pain spread throughout my whole body. I suddenly felt dizzy and nauseous. Oh gosh, I have nevah felt this way before. OMG! (the panic! The panic! THE PANIC IS MAKING ME DO THIS!)
I tried to focus. The battle was raging around me. (Is that the right word? Raging? I don't know.) the pain subsided. Nausea gone, check. Dizziness? Nope. I remembered something from the time I just arrived here in Konoha.
Flashback
"I CAN READ MINDS? THAT IS SOOOOOO AWESOME! WHAT CAN YOU DO? OH, KEKKEI GENKAI! BUT I'M NOT AN OFFICIAL MEMBER! WHO CARES! THIS IS AWESOME!" so I was running around in circles around Vrin and Carol, probably annoying them.
Twitch. "I'mma kill you if you ever brag 'bout it." Twitch. "I hate it when my eye twitches when I'm mad." So was Vrin's 'speech', as she likes to call it. "Punching-"
"FEVER!" I finished. I dodged her punches easily. "HAH! TAKE THAT! YA CAN'T FOOL ME!"
"OH, YOU AND YOUR MIND READING SKILLS!"
Carol just stood there watching as Vrin punched and I dodged. This was considered unusual of her; she always had something to say 'bout everything. Apparently, nothing comes to mind. I know that. I can read it. Beware my mind reading wrath!
End of flashback
I told myself I'll never mind read again. I wanted to be myself; not some heiress of a dying… wait, that's it! I forgot about my little tiger. It's been three months now. I wonder how big she has grown.
I whistled. Snowy appeared right in front of me. "How ya doing, snowy?" I asked. She's gotten REALLY big. Now she was the size of an average over-weight cat. (get it? The average of an over-weight. Ah, nevermind.)
But back to my first thought: using the kekkei genkai of this clan. I don't even know the name of the clan… oh dear. And I'm the heiress. How shameful. Sometimes I definitely hate myself. Focus now. Focus. Focus. Fo-
Bam! (exaggerated) something banged into my head. "If you're done thinking 'bout something like you always do, we could use a hand here." As always, Kiba to disrupt my thoughts.
I groaned. "Fine. I'll help. But I'm dizzy. Pening kepala." Being Malaysian, I still tend to speak malay a bit, and thus making Squad 8 remember all sorts of malay phrases, words and what-not. That's me; making people remember pointless stuff. And Kiba was the only 'outsider' (me, Carol and Vrin are some-sort like a trio. So outsiders are people not in the trio. Some-sort.) who knew I could read minds.
"Just do it; I know you can win it if you do it."
I knew what that meant. "Ok, fine. But personally, I actually like using it. But I wanted to be myself."
"Who you're taking?"
"Let's see. Kin. I'm making it a girl fight."
"Ok then. Fang over fang!"
The last part was because he was already going to attack Zaku from the back. Way to go, Kibs.
Vrinda's POV
So far, no more messages. I wondered why. I was kinda worried; usually she sent a message by now. Who? Kaitlyn.
You see, her clan's kekkei genkai includes involvement in the cat family, specificly tigers, lion, panthers, you get what I mean, and mind reading stuff. How can they be similar to the Yamanaka clan?
Oops, getting off track. I meant to say that she has these telepathy thingy. Yes, telepathy. Why are you like that? what's with your face? Because duh, she has long range telepathy to be able to reach us. Ya see, she can easily communicate with us, no matter how far. 1 km? No prob. 100? Yup. Halfway across the globe? You bet. (but we never tried.)
The point is, she usually 'sends' a message around this time of the day. In fact, the first day we were with the Akatsuki, she had messaged us exactly now. So that means, 24 hours ago. She told us that she was coming and that when she was near, she'd (let's call this IM [instant messaging]) IM us. Why? So that we could cause a distraction to save us!
The point is, I mean, the other point, we are acting this way because we need to practice. Yes, you read that right; practice. So we can put up the ultimate irritating show. (I know, it makes absolutely no sense. But that's me!)
But why irritate them instead of using jutsus? Akatsuki fans will protest and say something. Yeah, well. It's true.
THEY ARE TOO STRONG. So how the heck are we supposed to use jutsus to make a distraction? Just be irritating and play pranks on them would be better. I we were working on a prank. I just overheard a conversation in the meeting room. Pain said something like, "Itachi, Deidara, Tobi. You three are in charge of the hideout while we all will, well, go out on a mission. Good luck. We'll be back soon enough. We won't tell you the full details in fear of those two eavesdropping. Who know? They might be now."
After that sentence, I decided to NEVAH eavesdrop again. Actually, not. I'll still eavesdrop. But now I do it with caution. In case Pain really does catch me doing it. Sometimes it creeps me out even though I know it's a coincidence. Sigh. Back to waiting for the incoming call.
Exactly 1,400 words! (including the first author note, the story but excluding the final author note.) I think this is the longest chapter. Maybe. I plan to make them longer, with more details. Just like this one here. :D see ya soon, people! Oh yeah, don't forget to review! I know you want to! In fact, I'll respond to your reviews starting from now on. In PM and in the following chapters. Like in PM would be personal or something, but in the following chapters it'll be like: THANKS! :D or I appreciate your review but ya know, I'll actually make it longer and more humorous. Bye! :3