I don't own Naruto, as usual. If I did, Itachi would've been the good guy from the start, my drawing skills would be awesome (they're ok, but not THAT good), and there would be a WHOLE lotta more of Squad 8. :3
Kiba: YES! FINALLY I GET TO MAKE IT INTO THE DISCLAIMER!
You mean you weren't always in here?
Kiba: for the last few chapters, no.
Ok, I'll put you in here to make up for the POV thingy. To my loyal readers, read on! And here are some replies to your reviews:
To ALI: Yes, we're fighting over Akamaru (AKA you.) :D
To VG: Thanks for ALL your awesome reviews! Saty tuned for more! I'm already planning a sequel since you really, really, REALLY like it. :D I know you're hooked!
To my AWESOME mom: I've improved? YAY! :D and thanks for reviewing a lot! XD :3 X3 :D
Onword to my story, readers!
Kaitlyn's POV
"Duck, Hinata!"
She ducked and a senbon missed her by an inch. "Thanks!"
Like I said before, I would be fighting a girl fight. Why, you may ask? (doesn't that sound like Shino?) Simply because I want to. Oh, it gives me the flashback of Harry Potter. "Let's a talk, girl to girl!" well, my memory may not be accurate, but I think that was how it went. It still gives me the creeps. Why am I thinking that? Because my mind strays from one topic to another. What was I doing? Oh yeah! Wait, I have been absentmindedly dodging senbon? How did I do that?
But then, I couldn't play defensive the whole time. Plus, I hate (well, not really) playing defence. I dodged another senbon. What jutsu should I use? Another senbon there. I know! The one Vrin taught me which she learned from Sasuke! Yes! It's perfect!
Snowy meowed, trying to get my attention. You might ask, she meows? She's a tiger, for gawd's sake! Yeah, it's true. She meows. And she's ADORABLE!
Oh yea, beck to the jutsu. Or maybe not. Hm. "Snowy?" I called out to her. "You go run around Kin, then you distract her by whatever you want to do and then, jump out the moment I do the jutsu. Can you do that?"
I'm giving you guys 2 options: 1, I immediately translate what Snowy says, or, 2, you just hear the meows.
Ok, maybe 1 then.
Well, I can't do it now, since Snowy just nodded and disappeared. Hinata and I continued to dodge senbons. I saw a plan forming in Kin's head.
"Why aren't you doing it, then? The Bell Illusionary Tecnique. Thingy. I have no idea. But why aren't you doing it?"
What? She can read my mind? No way I can do that now. You've gotta be kidding me. Of course I can read your mind.
(A/N: this is a thought by someone else. Mind reading by Kaitlyn.)
Just then Snowy came from the back and bit Kin in the shoulder, making her unable to move. I did a few hand signs. "Fire Style: Fire Ball Jutsu!" you may wonder how I knew that. let's take a another look back…
Flashback (again)
Today Squad 8 had a day off. I decided to see how Squad 7 were doing. Was doing. Wait… was or were? Let's just go with was. Anyway, today they were sparring. Now was Vrin VS none other than the 'popular' Sasuke Uchiha. Vrin was beating him so bad (cause she's so fast) which made him do this:
"FIRE STYLE, FIRE BALL JUTSU!"
Vrin took a step to the side. When Sasuke is like this, he tends to miss a lot. Then came in the Lion's Barrage. Vrin fell flat onto her face, her nose bleeding. You see, the justu was actually a distraction.
Vrin sat up, ignoring her bleeding nose, and said, "TEACH ME THAT JUTSU! AND CONGRATZ! YA BEAT ME IN SPARRING! TEACHIE TEACHIE!" she instantly appeared behind Sasuke and started shaking him. "TEACHIE TEACHIE TEACHIE!" Sasuke looked like he was going to faint. Why? He was tired, his chakra drained, and his team-mate was shaking him a lot.
Kakashi sighed. "Please let go of Sasuke. I'll teach you instead. Do you want to learn too, Kaitlyn?"
I nodded. I knew this was going to be fun. Another jutsu down!
End of flashback
Kin got thrown by so far I gave credit to all those training with Squad 7. (I train with them during my free time. I even sparred with Sasuke! Got beaten by his Sharingan. Grrr…)
Hinata went over to check Kin. "She's unconscious," she said.
"Great! Let's go knock out the others too," I replied.
Before she could protest, I handed her a thick branch. "Follow my lead," I said. I crept behind Dosu, who was busy strangling Kiba and Shino. Oh dear. I put an end to that by… banging the branch on his head. I banged it hard enough to render him unconscious. Hinata did the same to Zaku. So that means… we won! Some-sort… I guess.
How can they do that? (Neji) what the-? (Kiba) hmm. (Shino) the power of youth is strong in those two! (Lee) was some of their thoughts about we girls KOing the other two. Well, that's the power of girls for one thing!
"Let's call it a night."
"I agree."
"Ok."
"My youthfulness is tired."
So we called it a night. I couldn't wait till tomorrow to see Vrin. I decided to IM her, saying that we were on our way and we would arrive there by morning. Or afternoon. Maybe evening. Whatever. Anyways, I fell asleep the moment I closed my eyes.
Vrinda's POV
YAY! I'm so happy. It's now 10 a.m. Kaitlyn just told us that she'd be here by around 1 p.m. and the others have left! It's just me, Carol, Akamaru, Itachi, Deidara and Tobi! The easiest Akatsuki members to handle. Except for Itachi. that guy give me the creeps.
So we spent the whole morning just to plan. You know, the irritating/annoying show thingy? Yeah, that's it! We're going to put up the best one evah! Till we didn't realise the time.
The moment I saw the time, I panicked. I guess I could make it. The time showed 12:30 p.m. oh dear, oh dear. Relax.
"LET US OUT, UN!"
"PLEASE LET TOBI OUT! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!"
Carol came down the stairs with Akamaru trotting behind her. "Locked them in. Didn't want to risk Itachi though. I think if I did, he would find out our plan." And an "Arf! Arf" from Akamaru.
"Perfect. Now for…" I said, with an EVIL grin.
"Operation 'Tauge*' and 'Look at me now'. Roger that!"
"You first, Carol. Operation Tauge, here we go!"
We both tiptoed towards Itachi who was in the living room, staring at the clock. I guess he had nothing else to do. Did I mention, we were both humming the Mission Impossible theme LOUDLY, making our entrance reeeaaaalllllyyy obvious. Then, I hid at the staircase while Carol went to Itachi and-
"Hello Itachi! how ya doin'? fine, I see?" she then put her arm around Itachi, while using her other hand to point to the ceiling, like how people reading from the script does. You know, like when they're talking about something dramatic?
Carol continued Operation Tauge. "You know Tauge right? Course you do. Anyway, he is like, sooooooo pathetic. Like the other day, he couldn't even win the match against Gaara! Like, how lame is that?" she nudged Itachi.
"Who's Tauge?" he asked.
"I think Tauge and Tauhu** should be like, close friends and Facebook buddies. They were both named after food. Oh well. Wait, didja just ask, 'Who's Tauge?' you mean you don't even know your own brother?" Carol gasped as loud as she could till she had a coughing fit.
"My… brother? You mean, Sasuke?"
"NO, IDOIT! I MEAN, IDIOT! TAUGE!"
"WHO THE HELL IS TAUGE?"
Carol sighed. "Nevermind. There's always Tauhu."
"OK NOW, WHO IS TAUHU?" Carol just left and went upstairs. Not. she just stayed at the base of the stairs, going to watch my performance. Time for me to steal the spotlight!
I took a deep breath and then started singing as loud as I could.
"YELLOW MODEL CHICK,
YELLOW BOTTLE SLIPPING,
YELLOW LAMBOGINI,
YELLOW BOTTLE GONE AND MISSING***."
"What the-?"
I sang loud but softer now. "If you get what I get what would you do****, I get what you get in ten years, in two days."
"Let's see. You can become an ANBU captian in two days?"
"Look at me here***** ey,
Look at me here."
"Looking now."
"Look at me here, ey"
"LOOKING!"
"I'm getting paper, I'm getting paper."
"What. The. Freaking. Hell."
Then Carol broke into a song. "What the freaking hell, what the freaking hell, OH! What the freaking hell, what the ffreaking hell, OH!"
Itachi covered his ears.
We're here! We're coming! Distraction please! Oh, I see you have done it! Good! Better tell me bout, kay? Kaitlyn and her telepathy.
Ok, here's the smokebomb! I replied.
I threw it on the floor, and then the room was instantly filled with smoke, two happy genins, a barking dog and a very, very irritated Itachi.
*tauge= beansprout in malay
**tauhu=tofu in malay.
***/****/*****=had to edit the lyrics. fanfiction does not allow fics with copyrighted songs. :D
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