Rani, Clyde and Luke ran inside excitedly at the prospect of meeting the Doctor again. The 10th Doctor was checking the TARDIS scanner when he heard the footsteps of the Bannerman road gang approaching.

He spun around suddenly and said "Oh, hello! Thought I'd meet you three here. Well, I say I thought that but I actually tracked you down after hearing that song about the Sontaran in the oven. Yeah, kind of disrespecting your privacy, but at least none of you were on the toilet. That would've been awkward."

"How's it hanging, Doctor? Defeated any cool alien invasions lately?"

"What else do you think I'd have been doing, Clyde? The Macarena? Although, I did just do that with Queen Victoria in Scotland. I had to make it up to her somehow after that business with the werewolf."

"Werewolf? Wicked. I am so telling LINDA about that in the forums."

"Oh no. Please don't. No no no no no."

"I've tried to drag Clyde away from that site but he's addicted to it." Rani said.

"Honestly. You humans and your addictions." Mumbled the Doctor, frowning.

"That's not important. What's important is the Sontarans have got my mum. I think they're up to something. I think they're using her."

"Yeah, but the question is, what for? And why? I think it's time to find out."

The Doctor raced around the console, pulling every lever. Pushing every button. Operating everything in sight. The TARDIS made the usual ancient vworping sound and they set off.

"Well, that's every track for the album finished. What next?" asked Sarah Jane, stood in front of a microphone.

"Next, we declare war on the human female fanbase. We must invade every arena in the country and win this long-lasting war of the musical acts if we're to secure our dignity." Said Laxx in response.

"Oh, I don't like to think of it as a war. Why don't we call it saving the Earth with good music to combat the likes of Jedward?"

"Sontarans never save Earth. We do not approve this sudden change in our tactics." Draxx snarled. "However, we shall never call it a war again around you."

"Well, I think it's fair to say that's sorted now. I think we better decide a name for this tour, don't you?"

"How about 'The non-war related tour of war tour'?"

"Well… I suppose that's a start. I was thinking more along the lines of "The tour that's stuck in Peru'"

"That name is inferior to ours, Sarah Jane Smith. We will not clone any non-fans over to our fanbase with a name that weak."

"How about we combine the two? I say we call it 'The non-war related stuck in Peru tour?"

"We will use our tour name, Sarah Jane, or I'm afraid you'll be killed for your non-valiant efforts on finding a name strong for killing our competition."

"Alright, alright. 'Non-war related tour of war tour' it is, then."

'Excellent. We are one stop further in our plan of total music domination."

The Doctor and the Bannerman road gang left the TARDIS, to be confronted by two Sontarans coming their way.

"Oh, we were just…leaving." The Doctor said quickly. "We weren't intending to not-leave, if that makes sense. Yeah. Yeah it does."

"You are going nowhere, Doctor. You and your half form friends will come with us to your ultimate doom."

"That sounds strange coming from a walking spudhead." Joked Clyde.

"Silence, half form. You will all follow us now or face your timely death."

The Sontarans led them down a long corridor and into a door at the other end.

"You will stay locked up in here while we finalize the tour dates. I reckon the 02 arena is going to be a sell out. Then, once the tour is finalized, we shall wipe the Earth of your vermin. Say goodbye to your lives."