"Alright. Sarah Jane, Draxx, come and join me as we play Family Fortunes. This is the single money round. One hand on the buzzer, one hand behind your back. Name a famous journalist."

Draxx was the first to buzz in.

"Ruby White."

"Ruby White? RUBY WHITE? Well, I suppose there have been stranger answers. Our survey says…."

Much to Sarah Jane's annoyance, Ruby White was revealed to be the top answer.

Taking offense at her old rival being the top answer, Sarah Jane screamed 'How dare you. Do you know what Ruby White did? I hate her. She's no journalist. She's nothing short of twisted."

Two security guards, both appearing quite bulky and tough, approached Sarah Jane and dragged her away, as she tried to brandish her sonic lipstick at Draxx.

Sarah Jane watched the news miserably, surrounded by her friends comforting her, as the news reporter in the background described her as a 'disgraced journalist' and rambled on about how she 'stormed off' and 'threatened a contestant'. She felt sick. Various news reports were describing her as some kind of arrogant, cocky journalist and she knew for a fact nobody would trust her again. She was public enemy number one.

"What am I going to do?" Sarah asked. "I'll probably lose my job as a journalist, I'll have to sell my home, the car, everything. I'll have to resort to appearing on reality shows and believe me; I really don't want to eat a bug."

"Why not? Bugs taste cool. They have a nice, kind of….zany taste. There's even a fast food restaurant on the planet Bugania where the Bugonians spend all day eating bugs and discussing the week's soaps."

"Why does that sound strangely comforting?" asked Clyde.

"Oh, bugs can be the most comforting creatures at times, Clyde. I was hugged by a massive bug once. Well, it wasn't a bug because it was later revealed to be a Tritivore using a perception filter. Although, they are bug-like so why they needed to use a perception filter in the first place is anybody's guess. I suppose they may have a fascination with bugs like the people of Gordiana, but-"

"Doctor. You're rambling." Sarah said, giving a weak smile behind her tears.

"Whatever happens, we need to stop the Sontarans before they kidnap Luke." Rani said.

"Rani, you're right. Clyde, you stay here with Mr Smith. Me, Rani, Luke and the Doctors have some distracting to do."

"Why do you get the fun part?" moaned Clyde.

"Because, Clyde, I need someone to keep an eye on the attic in case the Sontarans find their way in. If they do, give Mr Smith the command to teleport them back to Sontar."

Vernon watched as Draxx ordered the Sontarans to track down the Smith 'family'. They used odd words such as 'half forms' and 'Sontar'. Vernon had no clue what they meant, although he guessed it was something not nice. This was certainly an eventful day of Family Fortunes filming. Just when he thought the day couldn't get any more eventful, Sarah Jane, the two Mr Smiths, Luke, Rani and Maria stormed in.

"Vernon, I need you to tell me if you've any idea where Draxx had gone."

"Sarah, do you really think it's wise to come back here when you tried to attack a potato thing with lipstick?"

"This is urgent, Vernon. I need you to tell me where Draxx has gone. My son is at stake. I can't lose him."

"What's he going to do to your son? Food poison him?

"Draxx is actually from a warrior race of aliens from the planet Sontar. They wage war on worlds, Vernon. Fully fledged wars. Now, if you don't tell me where Draxx has gone, my son will be kidnapped and forced to help them wipe the Rutans out of existence."

"Well, he said something about Bannerman road..."

"Clyde. We've left Clyde in danger!"

Sarah Jane rushed out, the rest of the Bannerman road gang and the two Doctors following behind.

Clyde thought he had the boring option. Only now did he realize he was wrong. The Sontarans bursted into the attic, followed by Draxx.

"Stand aside, half form. Where's Sarah Jane Smith?"

"She left. She's run out of potatoes. She didn't expect them to come back, equipped with weapons."

"Enough of the joking. Tell us where Sarah Jane Smith is."

"Mr Smith. Teleport them away!"

"With pleasure, Clyde."

A beam of light appeared over the Sontarans just as Sarah Jane came in and ran towards Clyde. Sarah found herself accidentally running into the light and Sarah Jane and the Sontarans disappeared as Luke and the others watched in disbelief.

"MUM!"

"It appears that I have accidentally teleported Sarah Jane to the planet Sontar, along with members of the Sontaran clone race. Sarah Jane could be in serious trouble."