Synchronized Melodies

Arrangements: Season 1 Episode 21 Funk


When Puck heard about Jesse and Vocal Adrenaline's stunt, he was beyond pissed not only for himself, but for Blaine too. Shit, he was gonna be pissed. Which is why he was the first one to jump up, wanting to punch in St. Douchenozzle's face.

But of course Schue got angry when they finally banded together and got angry instead of wallowing in a funk. Schue was such a fucking hypocrite. After Schue had forced to boys to sit back down and called Jesse to challenge Vocal Adrenaline, Puck slipped out of the choir room as they were discussing songs to sing (He's done it a lot and it's not like anyone ever noticed anyway). He took out his phone and hit his name.

"What's up, Puck?"

"Look, I'm only telling you this because I want to help so you better fucking take me with you."

"What are you talking about? Where am I supposedly taking you?"

"To kick St. Jerkoff's ass!"

"Why would I want to kick Jesse's ass?" Blaine asked getting impatient with his friend's disjointed thoughts.

"He re-joined Vocal Adrenaline." Blaine wasn't too surprised at this he would have been surprised if he had stayed, but that didn't mean that Rachel wouldn't be upset about it.

"And...?" There was a very long pause on Puck's end of the phone. "Puck?"

"He and the rest of Vocal Adrenaline ambushed her in the parking lot where she thoughts she was going to talk to Jesse and they- egged her." There was silence on Blaine's end of the phone now.

"Anderson?" Puck then heard a click and the dial tone. The mohawked teen was worried about what Blaine would do with the information he had just given him.


Blaine had waited very impatiently for the Warbler Council to stop babbling, his leg bouncing the entire time. The minute they were dismissed Blaine wasted fifteen more minutes trying to convince David to let him borrow his car. And then he was on the road headed toward Carmel High. He was speeding down the highway when his phone began ringing.

"Yeah?" He demanded, answering before checking to see who was calling.

"Is this a bad time, B?" He heard a choked voice on the other end of the phone. He nearly swerved at her voice.

"Rae? No, no, now's a perfect time. What's going on baby girl?"

"I was wondering if you could come home tonight, I know it's a school night, but Dad and Daddy are at that conference, and I- just really don't want to be alone right now."

Blaine was already 20 minutes outside of Westerville in the opposite direction of Lima. He wanted to beat that Jesse kid to a pulp so badly, but his sister needed him more, so that made his decision for him. He executed a fairly dangerous U-turn and headed back the way he came.

"I'll be there soon, sis."


A/n: Don't kill me! I didn't intend to be a liar! I swear, I meant to have us all caught up on my updating calendar, but that hasn't happened yet… I also went a day without updating (I'm sorryyyyyyyy!). Part of it is because I have random episodes finished and some I didn't have finished when I published this story… So, yeah. I will get us caught up before April 10th, okay? I will try my very best, so please try and stick with me!

In this chapter I was going to have Blaine sucker-punch Jesse, but I changed it. I like perfect-brother Blaine! I hope it's not too terribly cheesy for you all!

Thanks to Maiqu, for telling me the chapter wasn't showing up! Hopefully it is now!

We are about to hit 100 and the prize is still on the line my dears!