Trisha just found out she was pregnant. This time Hohenheim knew what to expect. But taking care of pregnant Trisha, and baby Edward? Not going to be fun.

First month

Trisha had told Ed that she was having a baby, he didn't know what a baby was, so he was sounding very excited. He wouldn't be very excited if he had known what was going on.

Trisha then handed Ed to Hohenheim while she darted for the bathroom. Right after she threw up in the bathroom, Ed spit up on Hohenheim. He was still just a little baby after all.

Hohenheim groaned.

Second month

Hohenheim learned from the last pregnancy to make breakfast for all of them. Hohenheim made pancakes for him and Trisha, and gave Ed little bites of it. Ed didn't want it. He wanted to be nursed.

"Ed, you need to eat big boy food." Hohenheim said, trying to feed Ed cut up pancakes. Ed just kept pushing them away with his chubby hands.

Trisha walked downstairs to see pancakes at her seat. She smiled, kissed Hohenheim, and then ran to the bathroom to throw up.

Third month

Trisha was rubbing her stomach with the Doppler she got from the doctor. It was supposed to let you hear your baby's heartbeat. Trisha was so excited that she could now hear her little one.

Of course, she went through the same thing with Ed, but it was still exciting every time. Just to know that you had actually created a human being was beautiful.

Hohenheim wasn't enjoying that glorious moment. In fact, he was changing a diaper. A stinky diaper.

Fourth month

Trisha was getting her ultrasound done by Pinako Rockbell. Pinako told her they might be able to tell the gender this time. Trisha was very excited to know what she was having.

Hohenheim sat there with Ed on his lap. Ed was very impatient. He wanted to know what was going on. He slid off of Hohenheim's lap, and walked over to the plug of the ultrasound machine. He pulled the plug.

"It's a-….blank screen.." Pinako said. Hohenheim spotted Ed, and picked him up, and sitting him in his lap.

Fifth month

Trisha was getting her ultrasound done once more. She was actually going to be able to tell the gender this time. Last time they couldn't, since it was so unreliable.

"I see a penis." Pinako said. Trisha smiled.

"Hohenheim we're having a-!" Trisha stared at Hohenheim being peed in the face by their one year old son.

Sixth month

Trisha had put Ed down for a nap, and was ready to have sex. She was horny. That was very unusual for her, but when your pregnant you get very horny.

Except when she was pregnant with Ed, she didn't want to hurt him. Pinako had told her it was alright to have sex while you were pregnant, and was actually good for you.

She also told her to be careful because, sexual activity can induce labor.

Trisha was in her sexy nightgown that she only saved for nights like these. Hohenheim was in bed, already naked.

All of the sudden Trisha felt something.

"It moved!" Trisha shouted smiling. Hohenheim looked around him scared. He looked under his blanket at his erection.

"What moved?" He asked worriedly.

Seventh month

"Hi there, baby. I'm your mommy. I can't wait to see you. I bet your going to be beautiful, just like your daddy and big brother." Trisha said talking to the bump that was her stomach.

Little Ed was sitting next to his mother. So far he had not said a word, and didn't know how to walk.

"Awapunch!" Ed shouted. Trisha's eyes widened.

"Honey! Ed said his first word!" Trisha shouted. Hohenheim ran in.

"Was it mommy, or daddy?" Hohenheim asked quickly.

"Actually I think it was…Alphonse?" Trisha asked.

"Alphonse? That's a nice name. A nice name for a nice boy." The golden haired man said.

"Yes it is! Let's name the baby that! Edward and Alphonse…Ed and Al!" Trisha said waddling out of the room with Hohenheim.

Ed wondered why he didn't get his fruit punch.

Eighth month

Trisha groaned. She was getting so big she couldn't even get off the couch. Since she had Ed when she was six months pregnant, she didn't know what it was like to go full term.

Ed was crawling around on the floor. He walked over to Trisha and went under her dress.

"No!" Trisha said taking Ed out of her dress, and sitting him next to her.

"Mama!" Ed shouted. Trisha smiled. She looked at the clock and saw that it was time for Ed's nap. She stuck a pacifier in his mouth and laid him next to her. He was sound asleep.

Ninth month

Trisha was in the delivery room. Sarah kept telling her to push, but she just couldn't do it. When Sarah said she saw the head, Trisha pushed once more, and the baby slipped out. Alphonse.

"Where's my baby?" Trisha asked.

"Right here." Hohenheim whispered after he cut the umbilical cord. He handed the sleeping babe to his mother.

"Alphonse Michael Elric." Trisha said. Sarah then brought Ed in.

"Mama!" Ed shouted.

"Hi baby. Meet your little brother, Alphonse." Trisha said showing little Ed, little Alphonse.

"Awu!" Ed shouted. Trisha smiled and nodded.

Ed wondered what the hell his parents were thinking by naming his little brother such a weird name.


Probably wont update for a while. I am going into High school. I am also moving, going into a medical program, and cleaning. I am out of school, since I was in homeschool, but I am on summer break now!~