STAR WARS
The Muffin Mystery
ch. 2
The Secret Recipe
Darth Sidious was sitting on his favourite chair, in his favourite room, on his favourite ship, the Death Star. He was looking out in the empty space and he thought he was so evil.
- Hahahaha, Yoda is so dumb, he really thought he won on the lotto. Why is it only I who laugh?
He looked around in the room.
- Oh, that's right, I'm all alone.
He started to look out the window again and started to eat something.
- Mm, this is good.
Then suddenly Darth Vader came in.
- (breathing) Sir you evil plan worked. What shall we do next (breathing)?
- Eeehhh, I'm thinking of it, said Sidious. So you can just go and do something fun.
- If you say so (breathing), said Vader.
When he was on his way out, he suddenly smelled something.
- (breathing) What's that?
- It's nothing, just go.
Vader walked towards Sidious and was shocked what it was he saw.
- What's that (breathing)?
- Nothing.
- I can see that you eating something. (breathing) Can I test?
- I don't eating and NO you can't test. It's mine and mine alone.
- But...(breathing) I want to test (breathing).
- I said NO! So go to you room and stay there, 'til you apologize to me.
- Oh, okay (breathing).
Darth Sidious saw that Darth Vader was down and very sad.
- Wait!
Darth Vader turned around.
- Can you put on the TV, I want to see a scary movie.
- Sure (breathing).
Vader put on the TV. And was just walking away again.
- Vader, you can have this little bit, but promise me you keep quiet about it. It's absolutely top secret.
- I promise (breathing), Vader said and took the bit and walked happy away towards his room.
- Puh, finally he left, now I can watch a romantic movie. I'm so scared when I see scary movies I hate them.
Five minutes later
- (sniff, sniff) It's so sad, why, why can't you stay together?
Darth Sidious was crying from the beginning of the movie to the end and he still cries.
Meanwhile somewhere else
- R2D2, what are you reading? asked C3PO.
- Bibopabipob, answered R2D2.
- It's not my diary R2?
- Bibobapbibop, answered R2D2 and started to roll away from C3PO.
- R2D2, stay still, what have I said about reading others diaries, except mine!
And so the story continues, will the rebels ever stop Darth Sidious plans? What was it he ate? Will C3PO get his diary back? Will Darth Vader keep his promise?
Find the answers in the next chapter of STAR WARS The Muffin Mystery! (The story is not available in any store and can't get bought or orders anywhere, you can only read it at fanfiction) Have a nice day