Here's the Bonus Chapter! Happy Holidays, everyone! Credit for the parodies got to me and my classmates.

Akame, Tatsumi, and the rest of Night Raid sat in the AP Acadeny's auditorium. The freshmen of the Academy said that they'd planned to use the auditorium to sing a song they'd made up.

Sam and Freddy, being freshmen, were incredibly excited. They had helped write the song, which was a parody of the 12 Days of Christmas. It was called the 12 Dats of AP, explaining how hard and torturing the Academy was.

"You think they could be exaggerating?" Tatsumi whispered to the red-eyed girl next to him.

"No," answered Akame. "I have a feeling it will be accurate."

"This is really exciting!" exclaimed Bulat. He looked towards Tatsumi and blushed. "Would you like to hold hands?" he asked.

"Eh... no thanks," the brown-haired boy replied distastefully. Having overheard his dorm member's conversation, Lubbock looked over at Najenda. "This is pretty exciting," he commented to her.

"Yes, it is," agreed Najenda.

"So... if I get too excited... can we hold hands?"

"Eh... no thanks."

"Dang it!"

Before anything else could ensue, the freshman walked onstage. Sam waved to her dorm members and to her Senpai, who happened to also be there. When her Senpai returned the gesture, Sam blushed and scooted closer to Freddy, who waved to Mine. However, Mine's response was a "Hmph!"

Night Raid laughed, sang along, and moaned in sympathy throughout the song. Finally, the last line was sung by Billy, "On the 12th day of AP my teachers gave to me... 12 summer reading books (even though summer break is a moment in time when we aren't supposed to do work but we did anyway..."

"11 hours of homework," an African-American girl named Asia sang.

"10 periods of torture," sang Elliot.

"9 weekends wasted," Jamie vocalized.

"8 annoying dorm members (I love you guys but you can get on my nerves, and I'm not saying any names)," Freddy quickly sang. (Mine was very clear with her opinion on this).

"7 seminar packets," vocalized Sam.

"6 tests on Friday," sang Joji.

"Lordy, I said five! I said-a five sleepless nights!" Tomas shouted, getting down on his knees and pounding the ground.

"4 study guides due," managed Nicole, giving Tomas a weird look.

"3 mental breakdowns," Helen sang.

"2 ton textbooks," Ravi vocalized.

"And a great big giant headache!" Mike and everyone else finished.

Night Raid and everyone else erupted into applause. To everyone's surprise, Mine gave Sam a hug when she got off the stage. To everyone's expectation, the pink-haired girl also whacked Freddy on the head for saying that she was annoying.

"Um... h-hey Mike," Bulat greeted one of the freshman boys, trying to sound confident. "You sang very well."

"Oh, thanks," Mike thanked the sophomore. "I thought I was horrible."

"No, you were good."

"Thanks. See you later, Freddy! Bye Sam!"

"Bye!" the Night Raid freshman waved. They turned to see Bulat blushing after Mike went away. They were glad to see him happy, but they also knew how Mike felt about gay guys...

"Oh, by the way," Sam began to announce. "I wrote a parody of 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer', too."

"Really?!" everyone except Lubbock exclaimed. Lubbock wasn't too excited because he got too many feels listening to the song after episode three of Sword Art Online.

Sam and Freddy, after warning that the song was complete but for one line, began to sing,

"Akame, the red-eyed killer

Had a very shiny sword

And if you ever saw it

You'd be killed without a word

All of the other killers

(Something something blah blah blah)

They didn't comfort Akame

Even though her friends just died.

Then one bloody Christmas Eve,

Night Raid came to say,

'Akame, with your sword so bright

Won't you kill Esdeath tonight?'

Then all the killers loved her

As they shouted out with glee.

'Akame, the red-eyed killer

You'll go down in history!' (as a wanted poster)"

When the song ended, Night Raid had many questions: why was Akame a killer, why had Night Raid ordered her to assassinate Esdeath, etc. "We learned about a Japanese assassin named Akame in history," explained Freddy. "Akame is obviously named after her. And Esdeath is coincidentally named after the general Akame killed."

Najenda shook her head. "This is really messed up," she commented. Lubbock was in tears from the feels, so he wasn't in the state to comfort his Senpai.

"Yes, it is," agreed Akame. "But I appreciate the effort you put into it, Sam, even if there was a line missing."

"Thanks," Sam replied, blushing. "Luckily, there's only 20 more days until Christmas!" Everyone cheered, excited for the holiday.