Hyna Fortune Teller

Summary: After buying several ugly wigs in reality, Bella decides to pull off a prank of pretending to be a fortune teller with Ravennas and Punnyas help (and to mess with the players)

Oh and another thing, thanks to all the cartoon blood and being blessed as a wild card…well me and my toon friends can over cartoonic comicize our selfs, like this, say a toon is running from something dangerous, they run at super speed fast, or if a toon sees a lovely lady, their eyes can pop out. Yea it's like that making us more comical.

A day in Fan ficton world "Ravenna" yelled Skywarps (G1) Voice, as the camera moves to the top of a billboard where said Mech is standing on, with an orange and blue duffle bag over his shoulder "Ravenna (Looks back and forth before warping onto the top of a fountain) Ravenna!" he yelled before jumping off the fountin and in a change turned into The Spot (Spiderman Animated) and opened up a portal and yelled for Ravennas name "Rav" and then went in and teleporting in and out of his portals calling her name over and over.

"!" he yelled extreamly loud (and cartoonic comicly)

"Yes Bella? Nya" said Ravvena as she appeared behind a comical looking Spot, causing him to close his portal and jump in surprise, throw his duffle bag up in the air and then the duffle bag to dump a large pile of ugly wigs that covered him, as the duffle bag then followed on top of the wig pile.

"Bell Nya" wondered Ravvena "Puunnnya?" wondered Punnya as the two walked over to the wig pile. "HI RAVVANNA!" yelled Bella, popping out of the wig pile and startling the kitty girl and her neko into a tree "Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" was all Ravenna shouted as the shapeshifter quickly gathered all the wigs into her duffle bag, turned into Scourge (G1) at full size, Got Ravena out of the tree, shrunk down to an adult males size, and stares at Ravenna "Rave chech-this-out (Puts on a womens wig that covers his eyes and makes a face) ha, ha"

"(Gets comical faced) Wooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww Scoruge (drops it) why do you have a wig on Nya?" she asked as Scourge gave a happy face, and allowed the long bangs of the wig to cover his eyes again "you like, there was a sale in reality of wigs so I decited to buy a few dozen wigs to take advantage of it for this amazing prank" he said, with a stupid looking cartoon grin (and note, the wig is the same as squirl scout gym coach beasbottom from 'Camp Lazlo' only its black colored) only for girl and Neko to cock their heads at the goofy sweep "how so? Nya" "Punnnya Punn?"

(Cue facefault from the sweep) "(Gets up angery faced, yet eyes are still covered) that's easy -with no Imagination (cue Ravena getting feral mad, as Scourge sees a random group of passerbys), watch" he said as he 'snealinks' over to the passerbys, and shadowed and enlarge himself to be creepy, holding his claws out above them causing them to scream.

"(In a creepy tone) I am the great and all mighty Hyna seer, the seer of all (places his hands on his forehead like he is mind reading) and this is my asstant (grabs a blonde mullet wig with long bangs, and a feathery boa and placed them on Ravenna and Punnya and dragged them over) Nekama and Nekomo, fellow seers, truth tellers, seers of all and many" he said as he gave a toothy grin as the passerbyes just allowed question marks to float over their heads.

"Is that so? Prove it seer" said one passerby, as Scourge lifted one part of the bang covering his eye as he looked down the road back and forth "(Wispering) what are you going to do Nya, you are only psychic when you sleep or have some mental conniption Nya" hissed Ravenna, as Scourge quickly covered her mouth and allowed the wig bang to recover his eye, as he placed his free hand on his forehead

"Ommmmmm, I predict (lifts his hand and points down the road) that a stampeade of mad multi-cloned insecticons will run down this path" he said, earning only skeptical looks, till the ground shook and the passerbys turned to see that a massive clone army of Insecticons (Bombshell, Shrapnel and Kickback) were all running down the road in a large stampeade, causing the passerbyes to scream and run away, as the Insecti-clones passed by the Sweep, Cat-girl and Neko, as said Cat-girl and Nekos eyes bugged out, as the sweep turned back into Bella (with the wig still on) and laughed "HAHAHAH, oh man did you see them scramble, I am so glad I left a camera in one of the trees to record their reactions (Walks to get the camera) you see that's the prank, we tell the people fortunes, and we stage them and record their reaction faces man" she said, psychotically grining.

Ravenna and Punnya then joined in the smirk and dived hug the girl causing them to fall on the ground, only to stand up side by side to do their victory hand shake, joining elbows after high-fiveing up and down, bumped their hips twice, faced one another, shimmyed twice, liked arms twirled around, stopped, did the running man for three seconds, and pirouetting on one foot, Bella crossing her arms and doing two peace signs and Ravena wraping her arm around Bellas sholder and gave a peace sign with her free hand "BOO-YAA-KA-SHA!"

Over the next week Bella (In various forms of her toon friends dressed in a robe), Ravenna (also dressed in a robe) and Punnya stalk around Tokyo City, delivering their fake predictions and allowing hyna members to timely do them, causing bewilderment and awe to their audiances, but how ever eventually it started to whare thin on them as constent people were now hounding them for predictions of their futures, annoying the heck out of the three that they had to put on various discises (or in Ravennas and Punnyas case, pretend to be Bellas cats as she enters one of her toon friends forms).

(In the food court at the Tokyo city mall)

In the food court mall, A trenchcoat wearing man, with a fedora hat that is obscuring his face, while near his legs are two Lieopards (Pokemon), but are shinny Lieopards, as they are pinkish, and one had a bell around her neck.

'when will they give up on hounding us for random fortunes Kazaku Nya?' said the Lieopold with the Bell around her neck, revealing it to be Ravvena, only talking in poke-speak, as Punnya, also a Lieopold agreed.

"Don't worry Neko-kitty chans, if this plan works, the people of Fan fiction world will be to distracted to pester us with our phony vision pranks" whispered the man, who is actually Bella, but is now Kazaku, dressed in a discise, as he slipped a few cat treats to the two kittys.

'will it work Nya?' asked Ravvena

"Oh it will kitty (Smiles under his mask) it will"

The next day in the middle of Tokyo square, a group of players had gathered around the centeral area in front of the big screen to face some big revealing/ Anouncement, which was shown when the big screan crackled and changed and showed the Image of Bella, in fortune teller robes and her 'fortune telling wig' with Ravvena in her lap as a Meowth, with a mysterious look.

"You have all comed, as I had expected to tell you all, this vision that I must reveal to all"

As she said it, every player their stood to attempt to lean close to hear what the famous fortuneteller must say. "(Puts her hand to her forehead) ommmmmmm, I predict (Moves her hand away), I predict that of the Admin guards will admit her love to a giant tomato-green lettuce flan of Final Fantacy XIII-2" she said, as a crude drawing of said Admin guard admitting her love to a ugly looking Flan appeared on screen.

(The Admin Building)

At the receptionist counter, was said admin solder-receptionest. She physically looked like MIO from Rouge Galaxy, except where there was blue on her uniform its orange, and where there was white is red, and had her admin badge on her uniform and had one green and one blue Eye, and the same pink hair as MIO, but with green and blue streaks. Her name is Mio, and dispite her looks and voice sounding like the real MIO, she is a total princess and has it in for Ravenna for her chest size, while she was still flat.

Anyway, she had sawed on her own mini-tv what Bella had said, and needless to say, she was M-A-D, "*Growling* oooooooooo, how dare they, first the flat chested tomboy makes fun of who I am in love with and second that shot, big chest bimbo had to turn into a Meowth and just to hid her chest to insult me? That's it I am gonna report those two" and with that she walked away to get to the Kurotsbasa guild.

(Kurotsubasa Building)

Back at the Kurostubasa building, the shapeshifter and kitty girl (Now back from being a mewoth) were laughing outloud for their achievement of getting the ravenous fortune telling beggers to go away. "that was sweet Nya, we get to do two things at one Nya" she said, as Bella grabbed two bottles of water to chug down "I know, first we get rid of the groupies and second we embarrass the flat chest princess Mio with that prediction of her admitting she loves a flan monster.

However any other jokes over Mio were interrupted when they heard a knock on the door, Bella walked over to open it, however on the otherside was a ticked Mio. And before she could talk, Bella slammed the door in her face.

"What was that Nya?" asked Ravenna

"Bah, just a princess Kitty-chan" said Bella, as the door knocked again, causing Bella to open it again, revealing Mio, and before she could respond "DENIED!" Yelled Bella as she closed the door on her again "(Laughing) that never gets old"

"(Knocking and yelling) this is Admin guard Mio, I command that General Hyna AKA Bella and Ravvena Falila open this door" yelled Mios voice, as Ravenna walked up to the door to join Bella and opened it up.

"What are you doing here flat chest Nya?" said Ravenna, poking fun at what she and Bella call a spoiled princess, much to the anger of Mio and the laughing amuzement of Bella, as Mio turned Red with anger "Oh yah, well at least I am not some flat-chseted Cross-dresser (Cue Anger tick from Bella) and a short Kat girl (Anger tick from Ravenna), you two are coming with me to file a report for spreading a blandent lie about me doing love with a flan" she said, only to have Ravenna grab her and shake her silly, as Bella gave a secret signal.

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING SHORT, AT LEAST I HAVE ASSETS UNLIKE YOU, YOU ROTTEN SPOILED PRINCESS" she said, as Bella crossed her arms "Agreed, and for those isults to me and Rav (waves arms in a creepy way) you are cused, and I give you this prediction, that a small army of flans will take you away to the admin building to smother you the minute you leave this building" she said, only for Mio to scoff.

"Yah right (walks out of the building), their now that I proved that you two are liers, you are coming with…" but was interrupted by the sound of thunder, as she turned and screamed as a small army of Flans came and swarmed on her and carried a screaming Mio away.

"(Calls out to her) warned you, you mess with us, you get the horns" said Bella as she and Ravenna looked at one another, and grinned then joined elbows after high-fiveing up and down, bumped their hips twice, faced one another, shimmyed twice, liked arms twirled around, stopped, did the running man for three seconds, and pirouetting on one foot, Bella crossing her arms and doing two peace signs and Ravena wraping her arm around Bellas sholder and gave a peace sign with her free hand "BOO-YAA-KA-SHA!"

"By the way, how did you guys got so many flans to ambush Mio Nya?"

"Easy, we told them that she is a flan princess in discise and she is open seasoned to mate with" said Bella, causing the two to laugh again.