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AN: Thanks to everyone who commented on my Season 1 haiku. It was interesting to hear which ones folks responded to. I kept going with these, because they're fun to write! I know some readers have forgotten season 2, but here it is in brief. Hopefully these will jog your memory a bit.
Redemption 2.01
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CIRCUS
While Bosco commits
Adultery with a hot dog,
He calls Jane a clown?
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BOND
Bravado crumbles
Jane's stark loneliness revealed
For her eyes only.
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Scarlet Letter 2.02
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
Elvis on ceiling
Dead men tell tales after all.
Bug's in Jane's Kool Aid.
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2.03 Red Badge
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RED HAIRING
Roy Carmen. Fishy
Ginger psych. Red John wouldn't
Be that obvious.
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THAT OTHER THING
Jane hypnotizes
Lisbon, who puts Jane in a trance
With sway of jersey.
(or)
Jane glimpses into
Lisbon's head. He'd like to see
Under that jersey.
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2.04 Red Menace
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WHO'S YOUR DADDY?
Kid hates lawyer dad.
Rigsby hates his biker dad.
Jane wears fedora.
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2.05 Red Scare
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TASTE TESTING
Only the taste of
wine was supernatural.
Wayne and Grace suck face.
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2.06 Black Gold and Red Blood
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MINE
Bosco has Jane jailed
Because it's best for Lisbon?
Not fooling us, dude.
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BY THE BOOK
If you give a mouse
a muffin, he's gonna want to
Get out of jail free.
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UNDERSTATEMENT
Lisbon plays her cards.
"Does he mean that much to you?"
You've no idea.
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SHALLOW POOLS
Jail isn't all bad.
Jane looks pretty fabulous
wearing those blue scrubs.
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2.07 Red Bulls
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CAGE MATCH
Sam and Jane's pissing
contest: Both want to be the
guy who Lisbon knows.
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2.08 His Red Right Hand
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
What is with this show?
Every time somebody dies
They play sad pop songs.
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TRASH TALK
Jane says, "She loves me."
Lisbon snorts, but some day she
will tell him just that.
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OUCH
"You were blind until
your wife and daughter were killed."
Woman had a point.
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2.09 Price Above Rubies
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PUT A RING ON IT
Jane recognizes
that a con man can go straight.
For the right woman.
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2.10 Throwing Fire
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COACHING ERROR
The cynical con:
Jane's nurture, not his nature.
Sins of the father.
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2.11 Rose Colored Glasses
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MORE THAN WORDS
The instrument she
really wants to play is Jane's.
We already know.
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2.12 Bleeding Heart
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CLEARING THE AIR
Jane's estimated
self worth under fifty bucks.
Hack nabbed. Melba's toast.
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CONFESSION
There is nothing more
important than love, is there?
Jane seizes his truth.
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2.13 Redline
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PUPIL DILATION
Cat with fast cars likes
her damaged intensity.
Damn that turtleneck.
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2.14 Blood In Blood Out
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GLOBAL WARMING
Jane has the bad guy's
number and Kimball Cho's back.
Ice man melts in tears.
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2.15 Red Herring
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CALLED HER PEPPER
"Lisbon's straightening."
Boss hates poison politics.
Booze kills. Food for thought.
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2.16 Code Red
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STAYIN' ALIVE
Teresa maintains
Dignity in face of death,
Fist in face of Jane.
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2.17 The Red Box
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LOCK UP
Hightower explains
key to Lisbon's employment.
Case solved with wrong key.
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2.18 Aingavite Bae
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TREATY
Popo consultant
cues in new boss. He'll behave
If Lisbon's happy.
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2.19 Blood Money
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SYLVAN THEME
Jane's illegal search
Lets killer named Sylvan walk.
Not what she wanted.
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INSIDE THE BOX
Affection contained,
Jane's trying to help Lisbon.
Most days that's enough.
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2.20 Red All Over
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CHOOSE YOUR WEAPON
Jane pokes eye of Stiles.
Blood spilled in verbal dual.
This isn't over.
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MY GIRL
So bittersweet to
See Jane enjoying children.
Lisbon's a bad girl.
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2.21 18-5-4
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CHECK THE MATE
A smokescreen of clowns
All crying on the inside.
Jane fingers killer.
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2.22 Red Letter
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EXPLORING BOUNDRIES
Hightower meant well
but she shipped the wrong couple.
Jane's gal is "out there."
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2.23 Red Sky in the Morning
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YOU'LL REGRET THAT, BUT
Thank you Red John, for
shooting freaky filmmakers.
And for saving Jane.
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Thanks for reading! I'd love feedback on which ones you liked (or hated) if you have the time and inclination.