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Thank you for reading.

You might be tired of these but

appears I am not.

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5.01 Red Glass Bead

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CLOSER THAN HE KNEW

Jane was almost right.

Conspiracy symbol was

three dots, not a bead.

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LOYALTY

You touch the Boss, Cho's

Gonna take you down. Even

If you're F B I.

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APPARENTLY I'M TWELVE

When Mancini threw

water bottle I chortled

with pure childish glee.

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5.02 Devil's Cherry

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COPSBUSTINHAUSEN

Some chipmunk German

Makes evil neighbor confess.

Bunney is funny.

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BELLA DONNA

Imaginary

daughter in Jane's subconscious

ships dad and Lisbon.

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IN PANE

Is there anything

I wouldn't do to bring her

back? You'll never know.

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5.03 Not One Red Cent

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BRAVADO

"It's not gambling if

You know that you're going to win."

Thinks she can stop Jane.

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KINKY WHITE SHOES

Jane loves when she goes

all authoritarian

on him. Oooh la la.

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5.04 Blood Feud

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DEADBEAT DAD

Jane helps Rigsby get

revenge for father. Not sure

he deserved any.

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5.05 Red Dawn

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YOU TRIED

And you offered me

kindness rather than pity.

Just what I needed.

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INSTANT PRIORITY

From the beginning

We were never too busy

To help each other.

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FOURTEEN YEARS LATER, HOLDING OUR SON

Cold reading was right.

Teresa Lisbon did turn

out to be useful.

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5.06 Cherry Picked

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FASHION FAUX PAS

When Lisbon wore Jane's

pajama top to work, not

a soul noticed it.

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JANE'S OWN DEFINITION

When kidnapper calls

Lisbon a bitch, Jane reacts.

Proof they're a couple.

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5.07 If It Bleeds, It Leads

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THOSE ARE THE BRAKES

Catching smarmy news

anchor was easy. Volker

proves more difficult.

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CLASSIC LINES

Jane nails gossipy

news girl. "Hell has no fury

like a slut outflanked."

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5.08 Red Sails in the Sunset

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USER UNFRIENDLY

Lorelei calls Jane

on his manipulation.

Have to give her that.

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A CLOCKWORK RED

Jane in cervical

collar looks insane. Pretty

damn terrifying.

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5.09 Black Cherry

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UNDERSTANDABLE

So Lisbon drools a

Little when she sleeps with Jane.

I sure can't blame her.

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IT HOLDS THINGS TOGETHER

Missing rug provides

Clue to where murder occurred.

Proves the Dude was right.

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5.10 Panama Red

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SEEDS OF CHANGE

Jane finally has lead.

Baked Rigsby solves murder case.

Summer's expecting.

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EXPECTING MUCH LATER

She surprises Jane.

Smashes puzzle with hammer.

He loves a mystery.

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5.11 Days of Wine and Roses

HERS

Lisbon plays the judge

Like pro manipulator.

She gets what she needs.

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HIS

Jane causes fight, plays

rehab psychiatrist. Quite

amused solving case.

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5.12 Little Red Corvette

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SO MARRIED PART TWO

She's tired, working late.

He sits to help, sees her food.

"You done with this?" "Yeah."

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WELL DONE

Lisbon shoots Volker

and gives him a fine right hook

just for good measure.

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EMPATHY

Jane's able to get

child back to grieving parent.

If not him, someone.

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5.13 The Red Barn

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NARROWING THE FIELD

Down to four oh eight.

Ray now viable suspect.

Jane locks his attic.

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WRONG AGAIN, RAY

"Jane's going to quit

some day and when that happens,

you'll be on your own."

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5.14 Red in Tooth and Claw

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GOODNIGHT, MOON

Lisbon faints at worms.

Woman killed over a moth.

Chigsby dinos spar.

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ALL IN

Jane tutors Bertram

to get Grace's course funded.

Then he smokes Lisbon.

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5.15 Red Lacquer Nail Polish

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OLD SCHOOL

Thieving old heiress

plans to sail away with cash.

'Til Jane smokes her out.

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SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION

Partridge gets off on

Human fat on the light bulbs.

Jane's right. He's a ghoul.

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5.16 There Will Be Blood

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TETHERED

Jane trusts Lorelei?

Only Lisbon keeps Jane from

Going off the rails.

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HE HAD IT COMING

Body left among

discarded carnival things.

Red John's mocking Jane.

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5.17 Red White and Blue

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"WE'VE HAD FUN BEFORE"

Jane and Lisbon sing

Kansas City at crime scene.

This never gets old.

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MORE MEMORIES

The lost heart patient

from The Guardian reborn

as hassled soldier.

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5.18 Behind the Red Curtain

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CONSULTANT CONFECTION

ICU nurse knows

a sweet treat when she sees one.

And it's not Kirkland.

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FROM MAJOR TO MINOR

"Trust me, you'll have fun."

JJ goes undercover.

Creepy Kirkland kills.

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5.19 Red Letter Day

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CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER

'Coffee with Kirkland'

Not gonna be hit sitcom.

He steals Jane's research.

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5.20 Red Velvet Cupcakes

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LOVE DOCTORED

"Jane, I need you."

"Anything for you, Lisbon."

"Nice to be needed."

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DO TELL

Jane delivers best

naughty line in whole series.

"We like to watch." Hmm.

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EYES DO

Their car scene conveyed

more dialogue in shared looks

than hours of talking.

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QUITE A FEET

Jane's matchmaking for

Wayne and Grace is successful.

Catches perp to boot.

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5.21 Red and Itchy

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MUM'S THE WORD

Cat is out of safe.

J.J.'s Tupperware is gone.

Maybe cat got it.

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ORAL FIXATION

Brenda's wagging tongue

gets her cut by Jane's sharp one.

At least they have theirs…

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5.22 Red John's Rules

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IT'S A PROCESS

List down to seven

Jane shares with partner Lisbon.

How far he has come.

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WHAT NOW?

Happy memory ruined.

Disc proves Red John's way ahead.

Jane at his nadir.

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WE WERE PAYING ATTENTION

So we assumed that

Thomas McAllister was

Just an also ran.

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Taking a break to

Do a chapter of Partners

Six to come later.