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Big thanks to those who have reviewed and to those folks who are still reading these crazy things. My obsessive compulsive nature requires that I finish the series, so here goes Season 6:
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6.01
Desert Rose
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ERROR
Who would keep a bowl
of unshelled peanuts inside?
A baseball player.
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IT'S ALWAYS HARDEST ON THE KIDS
Poor little Van Pelt
squirms in distress witnessing
mom and dad's big fight.
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HONESTLY
I'll never forgive
this show for not explaining
that list of suspects.
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DÉJÀ VU ALL OVER AGAIN
If Jane's actions caused
death of the woman he loves?
Twice? Doubt he'd survive.
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6.02
Red Winged Black Bird
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WHAT LOVE LOOKS LIKE
Jane has been awake
all night watching over her
with such tenderness.
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6.03
Wedding in Red
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DETAILS
I should have known that
McAllister was Red John
from those dang black boots.
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PROPOSAL
I could marry you
(off) in a minute. Jane is
oh so transparent.
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HOKEY POKEY
Sorry Simon, you
never looked like you were in
danger of falling.
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6.04
Red Listed
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OOPS, WRONG LIST
Kirkland comes unhinged.
Badass Hightower saves day.
Jane keeps his fingers.
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6.05
The Red Tattoo
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HE'S DIFFERENT
Jane and Haffner spar.
Gotta admit, it felt good
when Jane schooled ole Ray.
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SOZ
Jane dashes to the
dot dot dot revelation.
Must unravel code.
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6.06
Fire and Brimstone
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LOVE IS STRANGE
Lisbon lies to Jane
while Jane tells Lisbon the truth.
Both because of love.
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PRECIOUS
Tears fall down Jane's face
driving away from Lisbon.
He couldn't risk her.
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HOLY HOTNESS BATMAN
The intensity
in Jane's gaze holding shotgun
on all those suspects…
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6.07
Great Red Dragon
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SUBTEXT
"…want to stay with him."
(Oh go screw yourself, Bertram)
Well, Lisbon, finally.
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COLDLY HOT
Reed appeals for deal
"Get up off your ass and walk."
Jane the marble judge.
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DRAMA
Who the hell are you?
Enter one Dennis Abbott.
The teacup shatters.
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6.08
Red John
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FINAL SHOT
She gave Jane her gun.
The ultimate sacrifice.
Symbol of her trust.
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YOU'D CHOOSE LIFE
The monster dead, he
lifted pistol to his chin.
Then he thought of her.
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6.09
Blue Skies
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GOING POSTAL
Being understood
An underrated pleasure.
Letters to Lisbon.
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EYES DON'T LIE
I knew Jisbon would
happen by the look on Jane's
face when he saw her.
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6.10
Green Thumb
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FUTURE JANE TO FUTURE LISBON
You give your husband
the courage to be who he
is on the inside.
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WOUNDED
Jane gets comeuppance
from Lisbon on that airplane,
hears: "I don't choose you."
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6.11
White Lines
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WHAT A DUMB IDEA
Can't believe they thought
audience would accept a
Fischer/Jane pairing.
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VOICE OF EXPERIENCE
Lisbon knew blondie
wasn't Jane's type. (Guess how?) He
was up to something.
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RIGHT TO REMAIN SINGLE
Lisbon and Fischer
use their FBI badges
to scare off suitors.
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6.12
Golden Hammer
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*#%$ &!
I'd love to know what
Jane said to get himself slapped.
Bet it was nasty.
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CAVEMAN APPEARS
Jane was surprised by
his own jealous reaction
to Lisbon's "hot" date.
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6.13
Black Helicopters
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THAT'S JANE
Jane gifts the inner
child of every team member.
Lisbon is amused.
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GREEN ACRES
Have to land somewhere.
Country life appeals to Jane.
The seed is planted.
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6.14
Grey Water
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CREEPY
Thank you (sarcasm)
to Mentalist writers for
ruining London Bridge.
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6.15
White as the Driven Snow
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YEAH RIGS, YOU AND MILLIONS OF FANS
We always figured
that you and Lisbon would get
together, you know?
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PLAYING WITH THE HOUSE MONEY
Unhinged Jane was quite
convincing. We all know what
he's capable of.
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HOME, JANE
Hot in chauffeur's cap,
taking people for a fine
ride since way back when.
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6.16
Violets
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THE INSIDE WOMAN
He couldn't express
his love in words, so he did
it another way.
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NO PLACE FABULOUS
When left behind Jane
tossed his party scarf on couch,
my heart broke for him.
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6.17
Silver Wings of Time
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PASSIVE OR AGGRESSIVE
Lisbon rubs Jane's nose
in her relationship with
Pike. Cruel on purpose?
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6.18
Forest Green
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HIS OWN CON
Jane's trying so hard
to convince himself he should
let Lisbon decide.
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TIPPING HIS HAND
Irreplaceable
Special Agent Teresa
Lisbon. Beautiful!
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BAD LIAR
If Pike was married
and divorced, how is he sure
when something is real?
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6.19
Brown Eyed Girls
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BROS
Jane's homie Abbott
wising up Lisbon she should
tell Jane about move.
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BURR UNDER MY SADDLE
Victim Daniella.
Most annoying guest actor
in the whole series.
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MISCOMMUNICATION
Lisbon wants Jane to
object, but she told him SHE
knows what's best for her.
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6.20
Il Tavolo Blanco
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MIXED SIGNALS
They are so confused.
What does a girl want to hear?
Answer uncertain.
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TRUE LOVE
Jane's character arc
makes important step. His wish
for her, unselfish.
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DELAYED GRATIFICATION
Lisbon must wait for
several more episodes to
taste Jane's cannoli.
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6.21
Black Hearts
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KNOW THINE ENEMY
Pike is desperate
to get her away from Jane.
No pressure my ass.
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X RAY-TED
This wasn't quite how
I imagined Lisbon and
Jane playing doctor.
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7.22
Blue Bird
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DON'T QUIT THAT
This episode makes
me see dancing unicorns
and puke rainbows. Sigh.
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Just one more short season...