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Well, folks, this is the last installment. Thanks for reading.
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7.01
Nothing but Blue Skies
IT'S BEEN NICE
Jane's in a great mood.
Being in love and getting
laid agrees with him.
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ETIQUETTE 101
You don't disrespect
the woman Patrick Jane loves.
Spackman learns manners.
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DEFINITION OF DISDAIN
Marcus: "So what are
you offering her, besides
Patrick Jane, I mean."
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7.02
Graybar Hotel
HERS
I don't know if he's
going to stick around. Her
fear in a nutshell.
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HIS
Jane runs into store
looking for her body. His
fear in a nutshell.
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UM. NO.
Really show? Jane and
Lisbon nearly killed and he
hands her Gatorade?
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7.03
Orange Blossom Ice Cream
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DRAW
Martins to C 1.
Walter Mashburn to B 2.
Chess lovers' stalemate.
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DON'T PUT YOUR HANDS ON HIM
"I want a towel."
Jane was seriously pissed off
about being dunked.
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SHE IS
Jane: "I love Lisbon."
An amazing woman. No
matchmaker required.
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7.04
Black Market
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SHE LEARNED FROM THE BEST
Sick Jane's so proud of
his honey, working the crowd
like slick carnie pro.
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7.05
Silver Briefcase
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IN SYNC
My girlfriend and I
are out house hunting. Lisbon's
priceless little smile.
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CASE OF THE CURIOUS BEEKEEPER
I could listen to
Jane and Lisbon bickering
twenty four seven.
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7.06
Green Light
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LISBON'S SECRETS
"I don't think I can,
I know I can." Just wait, Jane.
She'll floor you again.
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RUH ROH
Peterson's gone and
done it now. You don't threaten
someone that Jane likes.
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HUMP/TEA
Lisbon put Patrick
Jane and his teacup all back
together again.
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7.07
Little Yellow House
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FAMILY AFFAIR
Jane gets a glimpse of
the life little Teresa
dreamed of way back then.
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THING OF BEAUTY
Forever grateful
to whoever filmed scene with
cocky, backlit Jane.
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SHE WAS MOVED, TOO
Smiling Teresa's
ovaries exploded when
she saw Jane with kids.
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7.08
Whites of his Eyes
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I GET IT
Compressing chest wound
would spook anyone. What can't
Lisbon understand?
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LIVE IN THE MOMENT
Wylie and Vega
are so dang cute together.
Makes me sad again.
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7.09
Copper Bullet
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DON'T SCREW THIS UP
Jane's "family" turns up
to help him pull the best scam
of season seven.
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SHORT AND CURLIES
Snap. Abbott's glee as
he took Peterson down was
a joy to behold.
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GO WILD
Cho celebrates his
important promotion with
another taco.
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INSANITY
"I don't know how I
would react." Just how obtuse
can you be, Lisbon?
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7.10
Nothing Gold Can Stay
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THREE SHOTS AND A FUNERAL
Wylie's shattered. Cho's
angry. Lisbon soldiers on.
Jane is terrified.
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QUID PRO QUO
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She refused to hear
Jane's deepest fear. He reacts
to validate hers.
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7.11
Byzantium
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FAILURE TO APPEAR
Furious Lisbon
orders Jane's ass hauled back in.
Because number three.
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YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YOU SEE IT
Looking for answers
Jane wanders into the night.
and wakes up at home.
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KILLER DNA
Her clock was ticking,
and the case was heating up.
Jane came just in time.
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7.12
Brown Shag Carpet
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YOU DON'T KNOW THAT
Dear Lisbon, This is
how it feels to have the one
you love in harm's way.
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WELL DONE, SHOW
Didn't breathe at all
while Lisbon checked out Airstream.
We relaxed. Then BOOM!
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LEARNED WELL, YOUNG PADWAN DID
Creative approach
that Jane taught Wylie ends up
saving Jane's bacon.
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I DON'T CARE
Nothing else matters
but life of her child's father.
Lisbon goes bad dog.
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7.13
White Orchids
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*LE SIGH*
Heads up gentlemen.
This is how you propose to
the woman you love.
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KEEPIN' IT CLASSY
Turns out that Kimball
is Teresa's best girlfriend.
Friends tell you the truth.
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ADORKABLE
How stinkin' cute is
our happy pair bickering
about gorgeous ring?
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NAILED IT
Teresa Lisbon's
best line in the whole series.
"It's a sylvan theme."
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HAPPILY EVER AFTER
Jane's arc completed
Honest job. True love. A child.
Cured with number three.
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Thanks for sticking with this weird bit of fanfic. I really enjoyed writing it – hope you got a few chuckles.