Things I Hate About Him

by Aguilita

I sto-FOUND Annabeth's diary, and she had some pretty juicy things to say about Percy! It's not really a hate list. You'll get it when you read this. Sequel to "Things I Hate About Her". Short chapters. R and R.

2. 13 to 23

Annabeth: *says evilly* Hey there. Thank you for tuning in.
TDoN: Milady is very thankful for tuning in.
Me: *groans* OOOAAAAAAGH. My head hurtsssss!
Annabeth: *hands Itsi a glass of water and Tylenol*
Me: Really?
Annabeth: Enough chitty-chatty. Let the people of the internet read.
Me: Hehe. You said chitty-chatty.

13. I hate how trusting he is.
14. I could cheat on him so easily.
15. And he would never suspect.
16. Because he's such a great guy.
17. I hate that one teeny fact that he can't dance.
18. Because then, how would be dance?
19. When we get married?
20. I hate it when he looks at me.
21. I get so mesmerized by his gaze.
22. Like when Chiron made us run through that obstacle course.
23. Lined with barbed wire.

Me: Dilly dally, shilly shally.
Annabeth: I think she's lost it.
TDoN: No, milady, she's just quoting Final Fantasy's Aerith.
Annabeth: Oh. I knew that. So, I want everyone reading this to put Dilly dally shilly shally on your reviews. Doooo it. Doooo it.
TDoN: And milady wants everyone to know we updated early because of a specific reader: maikigee, an authoress with a great fanfic.
Annabeth: They're about meee!