Annabeth: *gets barf bag*
Me: Oh, please, girl, don't be so melodramatic.
Annabeth: I'm not being melodramatic! You really just suck at driving that bad!
Me: Heyyyyyy! I'm an excellent beginner driver!
TDoN: That's not what your dad said…
Me: My dad was just kidding! He was only holding on to the sides of his seat like that for….comic release.
Annabeth: That's not what his doctor said.
80. I hate it when he tells me everything will be all right.
81. Because we all know that's a lie.
82. I hate how GREAT he is with Riptide.
83. Because maybe one day, he'll point it at me.
84. I hate it when he cries.
85. He only does it when I'm about to die!
86. I hate it when he hangs with Grover.
87. Maybe he could spend more time with me.
88. I hate it when he yawns.
89. Because I panic and think I might not be interesting enough for him.
Me: Nag, nag, nag. You didn't have to come with me to the driving lessons, you know.
Annabeth: Hey, is that Percy in a car?
Me: Don't change the subject, girlie!
TDoN: He's heading straight towards you, Itsi...
Me: I'm just beginning! Wait a few months, you won't even recognize me, I'll be such a great-
Percy: *runs over Itsi with Paul's Bentley* HAHAHAHAHA THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WHAT YOU DID TO ME IN "Things I Hate About Her"!
Annabeth: Reviews please. Hi, Percy. Just did a favor for me, there!