Things I Hate About Him

by Aguilita

I sto-FOUND Annabeth's diary, and she had some pretty juicy things to say about Percy! It's not really a hate list. You'll get it when you read this. Sequel to "Things I Hate About Her". Short chapters. R and R.

9. 90 to 99

Me: I feel like a hit-and-run. Hit with a baseball bat and run over by a truck. Whelp, here it is. The Grand Finale.
Annabeth: I can't believe you're still alive!
Percy: Well, I was only driving at 50 mph. I'll run her over next time at a much faster speed.
Me: And I'll come out of the Underworld under a special favor from Hades and beat you with a baseball bat.
TDoN: While they're running their mouths, enjoy the final chapter.

90. I hated him last week.
91. When he asked me if I would really marry him.
92. Because why would he ask such a stupid question?
93. OF COURSE I would.
94. In a heartbeat.
95. I hate it when girls say "Oh, he's mine."
96. Because he's MINE.
97. And I'm HIS.
98. And this girl doesn't like to share.
99. With anybody.

Me: It's OVER! Oh, man, time flew by so fast!
Annabeth: Maybe because half of the time you were out like a light.
Percy: She deserved it! This chick is nuts! She's worse than Clarisse!
Me: Flattery will get you nowhere!
Annabeth: *knocks Itsi out with her own backpack* There! Now she'll shut up. Okay, guys, read and review, and if you don't mind, read her other stories.
TDoN: You'll make her day.
Annabeth, Percy and TDoN: BYE!