Naruto slightly twitched his wrist. At the signal Sakura released the three strings she was holding.

Which were conveniently holding back three barrages of kunai and shuriken.

Sauske at the same time jumped over Naruto and let loose another grand fireball jutsu. Kakashi easily dodged the attack. But then he wondered something. "Where the hell is Naruto? It's not like him to miss an attack like that."

That would be when the ground started shaking beneath his feet. He quickly jumped out of the way just in time to see Naruto burst out of the ground unleashing a vicious sky uppercut. After Naruto was fully emerged he started brushing himself off while Kakashi looked at him shocked. "What. I don't see what makes you that special. Copying that jutsu was easy. Oh, and also, got you."

That was when another Naruto burst out of the ground. Only this time much faster, making it clear the other Naruto was a clear decoy. The uppercut connected and Kakashi was sent flying. But that wasn't the end. That would have been much less humiliating. Instead, Narutos popped up wherever Kakashi was going to land only to give him another vicious hit. What Kakashi didn't know was that all of these had been put down by Naruto so this could happen. Clones where spread exactly around each other one foot apart. Making a mini minefield of hell for Kakashi.

Finally it stopped as Kakashi fell into a hole a previous clone had made. Only to be snapped up by a net and held six feet of the ground. "Sauske! Now!" Naruto yelled to Sauske so he could pick up on the signal and release another fireball. Instead he ran straight on to Kakashi with glee on his face, making it clear what his intentions were.

"Figured as much." Kakashi thought while sighing. He then did the substitution jutsu. Only to find himself in a worse predicament.

There sat a 20 Narutos each holding two kunai right above his body. One was pointed at various instant kill spots. The other was always pointed at Kakshi's manhood.

Naruto smirked victoriously as he said "Want to see how much you like porn? After you don't have anything to masturbate of course."

Kakashi sighed in defeat. He was damned if he did and damned if he didn't in two cases.

First case: if he passed the team right there he be seriously risking his career because two members weren't ready to become genin. However, if he didn't pass them, Naruto would cut off his proudest possession. Then wait a few moments as he knew he sometimes liked to wait a while before giving the killing blow, just so he could torture prey he didn't really like. He was definitely not liked. Only then would he grant death. But then, it would be a slow painfully death. He had seen some of the victims he didn't like.

Second case: if he failed the team, Naruto would permanently be an ANBU and he would have to face Yugao's wrath. However, if he did pass the team he was risking a lot. He would have two jonin ranked members on his team, along with two people who clearly shouldn't be genin.

"Y-you all pass." Kakashi said with a bit of fear in his voice.

All the Naruto simply nodded. And then they all threw their kunai.

Making a nice little Kakashi outline for everyone to see. It also included hair.

"Just mark the spot where we beat our teacher." Naruto said, his dislike for the word evident. "Also, don't bother removing them. They each have two seals on them. One shocks anyone who touches it after it has been released. The second is a seal that permanently scorches the surface piercedIn case you do somehow remove them. Just as a reminder to how low your skills were/will continue to be." Naruto said almost as an afterthought. Kakashi of course, had just been trying to remove it and got a painful shock in return.

"O-okay e-everyone. Let's head back to the logs so we can eat lunch. Im starved." Kakashi said, afraid now of Naruto.

They were now back at the logs when Kakashi said "now before lunch I must do something." then faster then Sakura and Sauske could process Sakura was tied to the pole.

"Teacher, why am I stuck to the pole and not the looser!" she whined.

"Because Sakura," Kakashi said trying to lecture her. "you did the worst. Naruto was able to figure out the meaning of the test. Also Sauske at least had a plan. Though I have to admit, your attitude could use work. Another reason is I only brought three lunches, sure you'd fail. I really don't feel like giving up mine so, you're screwed." Kakashi added the later part with a light tone and then added. "so, we will have more training after lunch. I don't want you to feed Sakura at all. I'm going to tell the hokage that you passed."

With that Kakashi disappeared in a puff of smoke and the boys started eating. Naruto a little less quickly. This was because he was frowning inside. He knew this was still part of the test. Heck, if anything, this was the true test. He sighed noticing his meal was half gone time to see if they passed.
"Sakura, here, take this. I don't feel like eating. Besides, you'll need your strength for training."

Sakura looked shocked. She couldn't believe that he would openly be so insubordinate. What shocked her more was Sauske did the same thing.

Seeing her puzzled look he let out a small huff before explaining "For once, the looser is right. You'll need your strength. And if your worried about if he hears us, who cares? We made it once. We can do it again.

"But won't you be hungry?"

"I know I won't. I ignored his orders. The reason I was late was because I A.) slept in late, and B.) ate a huge breakfast. Judging from Sauske's energy, I would say he did the same."

With that statement Sauske nodded.

Sakura was shocked. "Was I the only one who didn't eat breakfast?"

She couldn't think about it anymore when Sauske started feeding her. She closed her eyes in the pleasure of finally having Sauske feed her. She only opened them when she heard Sauske give a startled shout. She opened her eyes to see Kakashi standing an inch from her face before he yelled "What do you think your doing! I specifically told you not to feed her. Was I not clear?"

"Because teacher, I think that a person who disobeys the rules is trash. But if you abandon a comrade, that makes you much lower." Naruto stated while feeling annoyed. It was the right answer to pass, but that was a lesson Naruto had been taught Dog. Not this jonin who couldn't defeat him. "So much for elite" he thought.

Sauske, being smart enough to see the right answer when it bit him in the ass, quickly agreed.

"Alright," Kakashi said with very well faked sorrow "I'll just have to tell the hokage… " he paused for massive tension here, then said in a light cheery tone and holding up a peace sign "you pass!"

A/N: And that ends my massive update. I hope you all enjoy. Also please leave pairing suggestions, annonmys or signed. Or should I just set up a poll? Also, this just got bumped too an M rating. If you feel this rating is not fairly given tell me via PM or review. Anway, hope you enjoyed! THN out!