A/N: Hello everybody! I just got back from my family today, and t wasn't a moment too soon. I have a cousin who is about five, and she is really clingy. Literally. She was attached to my leg practically the whole time. They say I'm good with experience makes me wish I was as good with children as Ebineezer Scrouge. Anyways, this authors note is topasar that this is NOT NINJA OF THE PENTAGRAM! I've gotten a couple of reviews saying things were just like it, so I went and read it. And there are alot of similarities. For originality reasons, I will never use sphere shot again (you saw it a couple of chapters ago.), and the only thing that I can think of that will be alot like it will be the giant tattoo on his back, though it will be for adifferent reason. The plot I think will be alot like it, so I'm trying to mix it up. I don't know the Ninja Of The Pentagram plot very well, since I onlyread up to where Naruto admits he is gay. I think I've ranted long enough, so please, enjoy this chapter.

"What!" screeched Sakura.

"You heard me. You pass." our favorite silver haired jonin answered.

"Kakashi," Naruto said speaking for his pink haired teammate "I don't think that is what she means. I think she's wondering how we passed twice."

"Well, I know you were able to catch on quick, so you explain it."

Both of Naruto's teammates looked at him intently, wanting an answer and wondering how the looser had figured it out and not them.

Naruto sent Kakashi a glare that he first used in ANBU when he was insulted for being allowed to join that meant: you will be pranked, and pranked severely. You will not like it. It will cover the loss of a prized possession, humiliation, and property damage. This I see coming in your near future(two-three days).

After the death glare most ANBU feared, Naruto started explaining "There were two tests. Thea first test determined teamwork. The second one determined your loyalty. In the first test, we proved that we were able to work together. We don't like it, but we can. In the second test, we proved our loyalty to our comrades when we fed Sakura to help her. That situation is similar, to say, your teammate getting captured and going back to rescue her, instead of completing the assigned mission." The second test's explanation he said with a smirk since he knew that hit a nerve with Kakashi. "Since we chose to help Sakura instead of abandon her like some ninja would, we passed."

Kakashi was mad at Naruto for his explanation that seemed oh so familiar to a mission he wasn't very proud of. He hid the anger well in his voice while saying "Errr, yeah that's pretty much it in a nut shell. Though the explanations could have been left out. Now, you all have the day off while I report to Yug- I mean the hokage."

Naruto caught the quick stumble and said, almost innocently "What did she threaten to break?"

"I have no idea what you mean."

"Then what did Anko threaten to cut off?" Naruto said referring to one of Yugao's two friends. Anko was known to be… a bit eccentric. Like, a sadistic type of eccentric.

"Still, no idea what you are talking about."

"Then is it the 'Anti-perv' jutsu?" This was a genjutsu that was created by Yugao's other friend, Kurenai. This was an illusion that had the victim be raped over and over by hot women who later turned out to be men. Various people had been caught by it. The fastest recovery time to date was 23 days. Longest in recovery time had belonged to Jiraiya the toad sage. He had been in the hospital for ten months.
This seemed to catch a nerve on Kakashi as he quickly turned before saying "Well, time to report. Have to be there very prompt you know."

Oh the irony. He wasn't lying this time. If he didn't report to Yugao in a certain amount of time, has would be just a bloody stain. Said time would be running out in exactly seven minutes and 27 seconds. It took seven minutes to reach the meeting place. "I'm so going to die!" was what Kakashi thought as he ran away from his team, and quite possibly towards the gallows.

Sakura and Sauske watched the exchange with interest. Their thoughts were around the same as they circled around the same things such as: "Who are these woman he speaks of?" also in the mixture was "How does he seem to know so much about Kakashi? He seemed to hit tons of raw nerves in one conversation"

"Well," Naruto started saying "I'm going home to train. See ya."

Both teammates watched in silence as Naruto walked away thinking "Is this really the same looser? Who knew he had that much power."

Naruto had finally arrived at his house when he was tackled by a purple haired special jonin of interrogation. "Ha!" she yelled "Being with a bunch of genin is making you dull! I knew it was a bad idea, you should have been placed with a chunin team at least!"

Naruto then proceeded to turn into smoke.

"Who says I'm dull? I just kicked the crap out of Kakashi Hatake. You really think I'd be dull after a couple of days away from ANBU? I came here so I could get my training gear." Naruto said from behind her while holding a kunai to her neck. Naruto then added as an after thought "Hey, wanna help Anko? I haven't had a good sparring partner in a while."

"Oooooooooooh hell no. I've seen what you've done to some the ANBU in your little spars. There is no way I'm landing in the hospital because of you. Do you know what the T&I department would say if I lost to you?"

"They would probably give you a medal of honor for having the balls to face Kit. Not many people spar me willingly. The only people I can ever spar are the newbie ANBUs. Everyone else is chicken or too smart."

"Now that I think about it, it would be cool to have that medal. But I think I fall into the too smart category. I saw what happened to Salamander."

"Damn-it."

"Naruto, what would Yugao do if she heard you?"

"Probably kick the crap out of me. Then priced toshove a bar of soap in my mouth. But why does that mat-. Oh. She's standing right behind me, isn't she."

Anko nodded just in time before Naruto got a bar of soap stuck into his mouth from behind.

"Wow Yugao. I think your the only person who can sneak up on him."

"Of course. What mother doesn't know her son well enough to sneak up on him."

"Also," Naruto said spitting the bar of soap out "she taught me everything I know about stalking. Any flaw she sees in mine she exploits so she can fix her own. And then proceeds to to teach it to me."

"Well, Naruto, I've got somewhere to be. I think I'll take a rain check on the spar."

"You mean your stalking Iruka again."

"It's not stalking. It's observing the prey."

"You like him, don't you?"

"I don't like him. He simply provides a challenge."

"When you stalk somebody, you usually don't trip into their lap in the middle of a class they teach. Even more unusual is when you sit in their lap gyrating when you apologizing. Not to mention they were, what age?"

"I think eight." replied Yugao.

"I will not submit to this any longer. Good-bye Yugao."

"Good-bye Anko." Yugao replied. "Have fun stalking the hot chunin!" she then added, causing her and Naruto to fall laughing.

"Like mother like son." Anko mumbled while walking out the door.

"Anyway mom, why are you here?"

"Oh simply a check-up visit. I'm leaving for about three days so I just wanted to say good-bye."

"Well then, try to enjoy the mission."

"I'll try." Yugao called back as she walked out of the apartment.

"Well, looks like I'm alone for a while." Naruto thought.

A/N: Oh yeah, almost forgot! This story will be naruxhina. Sorry if this upsets you, but worry a little less, she will not be the same Hinata you all love/loathe. In this fic, she has no idea who Naruto is, so her attitude will be different. Ish. I will also only change the filter when there is a true NaruxHina moment (such as a first date.) so yeah, read and review. THN out!