Hey! Guess what? I don't own any of the characters! Wow! Isn't that amazing?
So I'm the Crazy God of Ouran. I so totally like to watch everything that goes on here! Then I go and make it crazier!
Hey look! That boy, wait, no, girl, no, boy, what the hell is that person? I know that it's name is Haruhi Fujioka. But are they a boy or girl? Oh I know! I'll make it be time for the physical examination and then I'll find out!
Ew, that is one UGLY doctor. What's he doing here among all my pretty worshipers? Ew, go away, get out of here you little bug. Only pretty people are allowed in MY academy!
Look! Haruhi's taking off the shirt! Lookie! Haruhi is a GIRL! Cool! So I have a crossdresser among my worshipers! That is so HOT. All I need now is a guy dressing as a girl! Wait…why are my pretty Host Club boys in dresses! Haruhi wouldn't leave us! She's too pretty to go to Lobelia! They only want girly girls and mannish girls. Haruhi is neither so she's ours! Ours do you hear!
See? She just said she wasn't going to leave. So why did you boys embarrass yourselves and wear those girly outfits?
Wait a minute….
You wore them because I wanted you to! I forgot about that! Go away, I'm going to put this on rewind and watch it over and over again. Come back tomorrow and I'll show you more crazy stuff at Ouran created by the Crazy God of Ouran!
Author's Note: BOO!