Hey! Guess what? I don't own any of the characters! Wow! Isn't that amazing?
So I'm the Crazy God of Ouran. I so totally like to watch everything that goes on here! Then I go and make it crazier!
Oh look! A little cute blonde guy is riding on a big silent guy's shoulders! Isn't that so cute? Now, if I can only remember who they are…. Oh ya! The blonde is Mitsukuni Haninozuka and the tall silent one is Takashi Morinozuka.
They are so sweet! Aw look! Mitsukuni is eating cake! Wow that's a lot of cake? How can someone so small eat so much cake? Weird!
Lookie! Now Mitsukuni is having a nap! Awww, he's so cute! I could just eat him up! Oh look! Takashi is cradling him! Awww! It's cute porn!
Wait….porn? There can't be porn here! This is Ouran! I have high standards! Wait…what? It's not porn? They're just cousins showing affection? Ok! That's cool then.
Go away, I'm going to put this on rewind and watch it over and over again. Come back tomorrow and I'll show you more crazy stuff at Ouran created by the Crazy God of Ouran!
Author's Note: MOO! It's a cow, it's a bird, NO! It's a flying cow! Ew! Why did it just do that on my CAR? It can't do that! Gaston! Shoot it down! No! Now you made it LAND on my car!