Hey! Guess what? I don't own any of the characters! Wow! Isn't that amazing?


So I'm the Crazy God of Ouran. I so totally like to watch everything that goes on here! Then I go and make it crazier!

It's Halloween! WEEEE! I'm a ghost! Boo!

Hah! Gotja! O! Lookie! There are people sneaking around Ouran! What are they doing! I know! They're exploring!

Wait! No they're not….They're trying to scare people! I wanna help! Let me help! Hmmm…how can I help?

Awww, Hikaru Hitachiin is caught in a net with Haruhi Fujioka, that's so cute! Will they kiss? C'mon kiss damn you! Argh! No kiss! Hikaru Hitachiin just ran off to rescue Kaoru Hitachiin. Meh, whatever. I'll get them later.

Lookie! There's the Black Magic Club with a giant Belthezar! Aw, look! Everyone's afraid of it!

Hey! Wait a minute! They're scaring my Host Club! Let's just see who's so scary!

Haha! They scream like little girls! Who knew that an image of Kyoya Ohtori with shades and two pistols aimed at your head was so scary? Hehe, Umehito Nekozawa isn't so scary when his wig falls off and he's running away.

That's what you get for scaring my beautiful Host Club! Run little girl! Run!

Hehe, I think I want to see that again…Kyoya Ohtori in shades with some guns is HOT! Also, Umehito Nekozawa running away isn't so bad either. He's got a nice rear.

Go away, I'm going to put this on rewind and watch it over and over again. Come back tomorrow and I'll show you more crazy stuff at Ouran created by the Crazy God of Ouran!


Author's Note: Well, I wrote this because nicluvly asked how fast I can write because she had 25 minutes left at work. I think I wrote this in less than ten minutes...mwhahaha I didn't even have it planned out either...also, there is no alcohol in my system this time, I swear!

Enjoy! Read! Review!