Midnight: I hate writer's block and night classes. –Yawns- I have barely been sleeping this past week.

Otaku: -Glares sleepily at the audience- Hurry up and review so we can both sleep.

Midnight: Also Harry's name will be Hari for now on because I am getting confused writing both.

Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach or the Harry Potter series, they belong to their respected owners and creators. All I do is borrow them to act out crazy plots that I think of. Or just for comic relief.

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Chapter 8

Magic giggled as she stared down at her sleeping child and his mate. Finally, her child would be truly happy, but first she needed to give them a little gift or three. Giggling, Magic sent a thread of mystical energy into her little one, using it to create a womb. Then she mixed the two mates' energies together and placed them gently inside it. Smirking, the entity waved her hand over them causing a band of gold to appear on each male's left ring finger; Hari's had a small emerald surrounded by a crescent-moon shaped onyx. Magic smiled down at the two boys and wished them the best.

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It was still day time when Hari woke up, blushing when he realized that he was lying across Chad's hard chest and squeaked slightly when he wiggled a bit and felt Chad's morning wood. He stilled his blush deepening as he had a mini-war within his head on what to do next.

Maybe I should give him a 'special' wake up?

No what if he doesn't like it?

He might.

You have never done this before!

But I won't know till I try…

And if you don't like it?

I'm talking to myself again!

Screw it, I'm gonna do it!

Hari crawled down to the front of Chad's groin, his nose and ears twitching at the interesting smell. Musk, power and something that marked this teen distinctly as Chad... it made the cat high on the smell alone.

Small hands made quick, but clumsy, work of tangled blanket around Chad's legs, making the giant in question groan before doing something Hari appreciated a whole lot- he rolled onto his side. Hari grinned in a particularly catty way and pulling the sheets down in one fatal swoop (then struggling to turn the bigger over)- he was left to admire what was left of his Mate. Thick, muscled legs covered in bronzed skin leading its way up to the treasure hill that was Chad's length.

A wet, pink tongue liked moist lips, an animalistic gleam entering green eyes.

"Chad~" He purred, licking a wet trail and following the goody path to black public hair. "Ch-ad~" Soft lips kissed the crown of Chad's cock before nibbling the tip, earning a sleepy groan from the bigger teen.

Encouraged, Hari started to lightly suck on the tip, before working his way down a few inches. He leaned back, slurping slightly and feeling really proud of himself for the rigid cock that curved to touch Chad's own stomach. There was a suspenseful pause as Hari admired his still sleeping Mate.

Then, soft lips kissed it, opened, and very eagerly sucked until they'd engulfed the first three inches. The neko nipped him with sharp fangs- the pain doing nothing but make Chad arch up in his sleep, a dark blush covering his face. Hari grinned and started lapping the pre-cum up with his tongue, something that made the Wizard moan in appreciation; it had almost no taste, except for that salty, male musk Chad seemed to exude.

Hari slowly pushed forward, mouth bobbing up and down the large shaft: one, four, five, six – until he gagged unable to take more, muscles contracting around the offending object that was now lodged in his throat. He mewed, the vibrations traveling down the cock until Chad awoke with a loud moan.

Green eyes swerved upwards to connect with honey brown, then slowly, intentionally, sucked hard- dragging a long moan from the confused teen. "Hari?" Came the soft, breathy groan, almost whimper when a sleek tongue dragged down his length, that was still engulfed in a suffocating heat.

Chad was sure he was going to cum soon. He restrained himself though, letting his body feel the suction coming from the surprisingly bold cat.

"Hari- wait, I'm going to-" His stuttering was cut off as Hari gave one vicious suck, hands coming up to massage the large balls that was the last straw for Chad. Chad arched in silent bliss, Hari backing away in wonderment, the white liquid spurting from his tip and covering the surprised cat boy with cum.

Chad chuckled as the neko mewled in surprise then moaned loudly as Hari started to lick the cum delicately off of himself then Chad. Grinning, Chad pulled Hari up into his lap and into a heated kiss.

Pulling back, Chad looked down at the suddenly shy kitten and smiled. "Thank you for the wonderful wake up."

"You're welcome." Hari replied blushing.

Smirking, Chad stroked Hari's still hard cock causing him to moan loudly, before picking him up and carrying the neko toward the bathroom. "Let's take a shower, while I take care of you."

-Time skip 1 month-

Hari moved back into Chad's apartment though he still goes and helps Urahara at his shop while Chad was at school. It's a week before summer break and lately Hari had been waking up early in the morning running to the bathroom and throwing up. Also certain smells would make him ill and he was more tired than usual.

Chad rubbed Hari's back as the petite neko emptied his stomach contents into the toilet. Once the neko was done, Chad flushed the toilet and washed Hari's face with a wet rag.

"I'm taking you to Urahara-san." Chad said, a hard bur concerned gleam in his eyes as he lifted the protesting neko into his arms and made his way out of his apartment.

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"What's wrong Chad-kun?" Urahara looked up when Chad came in carrying a slightly green Hari.

"Hari has been throwing up for the past 3 weeks." Chad stated.

"Let's take him to my lab." Urahara replied seriously.

In the lab, Urahara had Chad sit Hari on a clean exam table before he pulled a strange device; it was long and had a rod with a high-tech screen connected to the end of it, flipping a switch, he scanned Hari with it. A few seconds later, Urahara frowned when he saw the screen light up a pale purple and beep.

Muttering to himself, the shopkeeper pulled out another strange device and, after swabbing Hari's mouth and placing the swab with in the device, he frowned when it did the same as the first one. After several and sometimes embarrassing tests and scans, Urahara looked at the scared neko and concerned teen with a serious face.

"I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to answer them honestly please, Hari." Urahara requested, a small worry line between his eyes.

Hari bit his lip, but nodded after a quick look at his Mate.

"Have you been sexually active?"

A small blush lit up his face. "Y-Yes." He stuttered.

"How many partners have you had?"

"One, Chad."

"How long have you been feeling ill?"

"About a month since Chad and the others came back."

"Final question, did you use protection during sexual intercourse?"

Hari cocked his head to the side ear twitching in puzzlement. "No, why?"

"Well it seems, Hari, that somehow, which defies all laws of human nature, you are pregnant."

There was a long silence, from which was only broken by the screeching cat which was Hari.

"I'm WHAT?" Hari screamed.

"Pregnant." Urahara repeated bluntly. "With twins." Was the unnecessary added commentary.

A loud thud was heard through the lab as Chad fainted. Urahara shook his head before shocking the giant awake with a device he randomly pulled out of his pocket.

"I'm going to be a father?" Chad asked slowly looking at Hari, who was staring at his stomach in wonder.

"Yup, congrats!"

I'm pregnant, Hari thought- rubbing his stomach before freezing, what if Chad doesn't want them?

"I'm going to be a father!" Chad shouted uncharacteristically, picking Hari up and spinning him around before kissing him.

When they pulled apart, Hari smiled a bit tearfully, eyes wide and innocent. "You want them? Really?" He asked, with so much hope in his voice, Chad wanted to find whoever put the insecurity there and throw them into the Soul Society… preferably Rukongai.

"Yes." Chad replied resting his forehead against Hari's. "More than anything. I love them and you so much, Hari."

"I love you, too, Chad." Hari whispered back, love in his eyes.

Urahara smiled as he watched the couple cuddle, hands resting over Hari's stomach fingers interlaced lovingly.

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Midnight: And there it is Chapter eight. Hope you like it.

Otaku: -Tears in eyes- D'awwwww. The cute~ I wonder what will happen next x