A/N: Here is another chapter featuring Johnny Damon as the guest host!Enjoy!
Johnny Damon thanked WWE for inviting him to become the special guest host, 4 days before Christmas. He said that the party is just getting started, and to start it off, with a six-diva tag team match! Featuring Divas Champion Melina, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim against Maryse, Alicia Fox and Jillian.
All Divas in the ring. Kelly Kelly being the only one wearing pink Santa outfit used during Tribute to the Troops.
Gail and Jillian starting things off. Jillian with an Irish whip but GK moved away. GK with diving crossbody and a nearfall. Jillian with an handspring back elbow but GK blocked it. Jillian hits an electric chair drop for two count. Maryse tagged in and sent GK to the turnbuckles. GK tagged away with Kelly Kelly. Kelly with series of clotheslines, followed by a one legged dropkick and a hurricanrana and does the K2 but failed to pin Maryse due to Jillian and Alicia's interference. Melina and Gail Kim brawled with the other two divas. Maryse supposed to do a slam to Kelly but Melina dropkicked her partner for her to pin the French Canadian diva for the win.
Winners: Melina, Kelly Kelly and Gail Kim
Kofi Kingston, Evan Bourne and Mark Henry def. Legacy
In the war pitting Randy Orton & Legacy against Kofi Kingston and pals, The Viper and his henchmen have managed to get the best of The Dreadlock Dynamo. Tonight, however, the union of the snake appeared on decline. Kofi, Mark Henry & Evan Bourne clashed with Orton, Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase; only this encounter would leave Kofi victorious as he led by example, earning the pin for his team.
Before the show aired:
Shawn Michaels used Triple H's eyeglasses without his consent to read something. His friend spotted him. The arena is empty. They went under the ring to check if Hornswoggle is there before they record a promo. They found none and used the glowsticks. They were sent backstage.
DX grabbed the chance to talk to of course, Kelly Kelly.
"Other half!!!" Triple H called Kelly. "I need to talk to you!" (A/N: Hey it is just a nickname, since HHH and K2 are WWE's 2009 COTY!haha!just fictional ok? ;) )
"Regarding Hornswoggle other half?" Kelly Kelly asked. "You're going to Little People's Court? Can I accompany you?"
"Much better." Shawn said. "We need to go there right now!"
Little People's Court with Kelly Kelly's special participation
DX and Kelly walked carefully towards Little People's Court. They were surprised on what they saw. A bunch of midgets, a police midget and a judge midget.
"Who the hell is this lady? What is she doing here?!" The police midget asked Triple H.
"DON'T DARE TALK TRASH ABOUT MY OTHER HALF!I REPEAT, MY OTHER HALF!" The Game defends the youngest diva slash other half.
"Other half?!" The police midget was confused. "I thought Stephanie?"
"YOU REALLY NEED SOME COMMON SENSE. STEPHANIE IS MY ONE AND ONLY WIFE. PERIOD. KELLY KELLY IS MY OTHER HALF. THAT IS HOW WE CALL EACH OTHER SINCE WE ARE THE COUPLE OF THE YEAR. IF ANYONE DARES TO MESS WITH EITHER OF THEM, THEY WILL GO STRAIGHT TO HELL!"
"Calm down other half. To introduce myself to these people, I am Barbie Blank, also known as Kelly Kelly, the youngest diva in the WWE History, and Cody Rhodes' one and only girlfriend. Get it people?"
"Get it Mrs. Rhodes." The judge midget interrupted.
"Good." Kelly smirked. "Am I welcome to join my friends during their trial?"
"Sure."
"Now the trial is ready. Complainant please get out of here now and say your testimony."
Hornswoggle came out, ready to testify against DX. He said he wore DX outfits before, and was even saved by John Cena because he was hung up. Another video evidence was shown, with Triple H doing pedigree to him.
"Now, the verdict has been made. DX, is found guilty, without reasonable doubt, for causing Mr. Hornswoggle emotional distress. Trial ends here."
DX felt sorry for themselves and Hornswoggle. Before the midgets attack them, DX and Kelly were able to run away. Kelly walked straight to the Legacy locker room.
"What happened honey?" Cody asked his ladylove. "What verdict?"
"GUILTY." Kelly felt disappointed. "But I know that they will apologize to Hornswoggle later in the evening."
"I really need to beat Kofi Kingston for messing with Maryse!" Ted was angry. "My god the 6 of us (Legacy, Kelly Kelly, Maryse and John Cena) are facing a lot of issues right now."
"The good thing is, John Cena was able to beat Jack Swagger earlier tonight. I am proud to be his best friend." Randy commented. "He really knows how to mark his word, and I know that the title will be back on his arms. Cena knows how to prove those haters wrong. They seriously need to get a life or go to hell!"
Johnny Damon, Mae Young and The Bella Twins backstage.
They were talking about Damon's stint here on Raw. The Bellas were given their final task. To accompany Santa Claus (CHRIS JERICHO) in the ring to grant a Superstar one wish. The Bellas walked off to accompany Santa Jericho, Mae Young took advantage and kissed him under the mistletoe.
Too Late To Apologize, or not?
Big Show was on the ring, cutting a promo about one wish that he wanted this Christmas. Santa Jericho and The Bellas came out, being escorted to the ring. The Bellas returned backstage.
"Ho ho ho. Merry Christmas Big Show. What wish do you want for this holiday season?"
"I want Chris Jericho to be reinstated here on Raw. Please?"
Hornswoggle interrupted, and pulled Santa's beard and to everyone's surprise, it turns out to be Chris Jericho. DX interrupts as well and does a quick promo. They apologized to Hornswoggle for causing him emotional distress for the past weeks, and decided to let him join DX for as long as he drops the lawsuit. Hornswoggle was happy. DX celebrates in the ring and Jeri-Show walked off.
*Seasons Greetings!*
