April's POV
"Anyway I gotta go finish getting ready for my match later. I'll see you around." Zivile spoke simply giving me a quick hug.
"Okay good luck." She then pulled away and began walking towards Zack.
"Thanks. I hope you enjoy the show Roni." She grinned winking at Roni. I have to admit to some degree it does still hurt to see her walk into the arms of another.
"Is that guy the guy who you were talking about?" Then I just remember I have this gem standing right next to me and all the hurt goes away.
"Yep. He is one slick bastard, but he makes her happy and that's really all I could ask for her." I spoke honestly turning back to face her.
"Oh."
"Yeah see I told you she moved on from me so there is nothing for you to worry about when it comes to me and her doing the storyline together." I reassured her.
"Well before you came I actually had a nice little chat with her. I'm not intimidated by her. Although she has a pretty decent body." She shrugged.
"Oh I know trust me. I use to live for those curves of hers. Anyway here I got you a brand new Aj Lee shirt." I smiled holding up one of my 'Till your Last Breath' t-shirts.
"Super now not only do I get to kiss a diva but I get to wear her merch too." She smiled putting down her plate and taking off her shirt. Ideally I'd get upset about her taking off her shirt in front of my co-workers, but now that I see her in bright lighting she has an awesome body. It's not like I didn't know that already it's just very unexpected considering her profession involves her dealing with a lot of sweets. Then again maybe it's the fact that I love staring at her half naked... I don't know. She then took the new shirt out my hand and replaced it with her old one. She then put on my shirt. "Well how do I look?"
"Like a million bucks. Here I also got you these so when I go out there later tonight we're matching." I then reached in my pocket and pulled out one of my sweatbands and two of the little plastic bracelets that I wear. I then held them open so she could put them on. "And this too." I then unhooked my snapback hat that was attached to my belt hoop and placed it on her head. "Perfect now I think you look ten times sexier than before." She's just looking at me with a 'really' look.
"If they couldn't tell if we were dating or not before I'm a hundred percent sure they will be able to tell now." She grinned as she took the cap and turned it backwards. Good thing she did because I like it better that way on her. Plus I can see her eyes better.
"Well I gotta mark what's mine so nobody tries anything silly. You're mine and I ain't sharing." She then wrapped her arms around my waist and pulled me close.
"You just wanted to deck me out in your gear because you knew I wouldn't say no." She purred in my ear sending a slight chill down my spine.
"Well what are you going to do about it?" I challenged.
"I'll cheer for everyone but you." She grinned knowing that was a pretty low blow.
"Wow so that's how you feel. I went through a lot of trouble getting all this for you. I almost got mobbed getting these for you." They didn't have any of my caps in wardrobe so I had to go to front of house to get one. Lucky me I got there a few minutes before the doors opened, thankfully none of the fans noticed me because I had on a black hoodie with the hood up. The vendor I got it from recognized me but I made him promise that our altercation never happened.
"Well then I guess you deserve this." She then pressed her lips to mine in a passionate manner. Damn I'm going to miss this when she has to go home. "Does that make up for your troubles?"
"Yea that will do. Anyway come on you gotta finish eating so we can get you to your seat." I spoke getting her to let me go and pick up her plate again. "I managed to sweet talk the ticket master to give me a front row ticket on the left side of the ramp going down."
"What's so great about the left side?" She asked eating a grape off her plate.
"That's the side where the steps to the ring is. When all the superstars come down the ramp they all mostly go to the left side. So if you're lucky you might get to touch some of them." I smiled knowing how precious tickets to seats around the ring are. She doesn't get it because she's still new to this.. And she isn't really all that of an extreme fan so she probably doesn't care. I'm okay with it though that means I don't have to worry about her chasing after any of the wrestlers besides me.
"Does Aj use the left side steps?"
"For the most part yes she does."
"Okay then I'm excited!" She smiled widely as we sat down at a table.
"Good that way you can see up close and personal what it is I do for a living."
"The way you're smiling as you're telling me this concerns me to some degree." She spoke cautiously.
"Good you should be." I devilishly smiled. That only got me a weird look causing me to laugh. I really like this. I like the fact that she let me deck her out in all my merchandise without hesitation. I don't know what it is but I find it kinda sexy when she flirts with me with my merch on. It's probably a very egotistical thing to say but I don't care. She rocks the Aj Lee emblem well. Eventually I went and got myself something small to eat with her. By the time we finished the show had already started so that meant I couldn't walk her to her seat. I couldn't risk my surprise return so I got one of the security guards to show her to her seat. I thought it was funny because I was watching on the monitors and there's a guy next to her that is wearing an Aksana shirt. So it is going to be very interesting to see what is going to happen when I return later. Yeah apparently while I was gone Aksana got her own shirt. It comes in either black or red, and depending on the color of the shirt it will read 'Everyone wants to be like Aksana' in either black or red. So black on red and red on black. I think it's cool that they gave her her own shirt because she deserves it. On a side note I found out that I am in fact making my return tonight and nobody on the roster knows that. They only know that I am back on the road now. I'm actually really excited to finally be back in front of my fans because I miss them. After watching the monitors for the first bit of the show I decided to finally go get changed. The excitement is killing me and I have to wait a whole hour and some change before I get to go out there.
Aksana's POV (five minutes before the match)
Okay well so far all I know is that after my match I have a promo to cut. I have to address the fact that I don't have a number one contender for my belt. Creative said I could approach that anyway I wanted as long as I keep in character. Hearing them say that made me happy because I love doing things my way. Mostly because they know I won't listen to what they tell me anyway. So I'm not sure what I'm going to do next but I know it will be interesting for sure.
"Alright babe you got this. I believe in you, you are the champion for a reason." Zack said as he snapped up my belt around my waist.
"It I know it's just I have a weird feeling about this that's all." I murmured. It's true I feel like something bad might happen.
"You'll do fine you're probably just nervous. Just be careful and kick some ass!" He grinned turning me to face him. "You're WWE's residential foreign psychopath there isn't anything you can't overcome." To that I just kissed him.
"Thanks babe. By the way when we go back to the hotel do you think we can stop at McDonalds or something like that because I want a milkshake?" Random I know but it helps keep my mind off my pre-match jitters. Plus I've been craving one all day today.
"Aksana five seconds!" Yelled out a stagehand.
"We can go wherever you want to go."
"Okay great." I then gave him a quick kiss before walking through the curtain. I will never get tired of the cheers I get everytime I step through the curtains.
After the match
"And your winner by pinfall... Aksana!" Announced Justin as the referee held up my hand. He then got out the ring to go help Cameron. It was at that time that one of the crew members handed me a microphone.
"Too. Damn. Easy." I purred in the mic getting the crowd to go pretty silent. "Another one bites the dust. Sorry Cammie I told you I was going to protect this thing like my life depends on it." She's slowly making her way up the ramp. "You should consider yourself lucky that I even left you able to walk out this arena on your own two feet." I smirked creating the segway I needed to bring up my next topic. "Since we're on the topic of me destroying my so called competition it was brought to my attention earlier that I don't have an opponent for SummerSlam, which mind you is right around the corner." The crowd then went crazy to that. "I know Aksana is excited too. I know you are all excited to see me in action at the biggest party of the summer, but it won't happen if I Aksana doesn't have someone to throw around for a bit. So as your Divas Champion I was asked to choose my number one contender. But quite frankly I told them to surprise me. Let anyone who thinks they can take this from me ste-" It was then that the theme song that hasn't rang through these speakers in over two months rang throughout the venue. The crowd seemed to come alive once she appeared at the top of the ring with a smug look on her face.
Aj's POV
I just stared at her and grinned as I stood atop the ramp. Judging by the look on her face and how loud the crowd is cheering they are surprised to see me out here. I took a second to take in everything before I began to skip down the ramp. Since its been awhile that I've been out here I figured I would skip a lap or two around the ring. As I was skipping I noticed Roni and the guy next to her were sorta bumping shoulders. I couldn't help but slow down my pace as I got close to them.
"Nobody likes you go home! It's the era of Aksana how dare you interrupt my wife!" Yelled the guy.
"No way everyone loves Aj. I'm your number one fan! She's back to reclaim her spot as the queen of WWE!" Yelled Roni. That got me to smile widely mainly because I love how into this Roni is. The urge to hop the barrier and kiss her was probably at its peak watching her go back and forth with the guy. So to keep myself from doing it I kept skipping around the ring making it my second lap around the ring. When I got back over there I disregarded them and climbed the steps and got in the ring. I then decided to skip circles around Aksana. I then stopped and grabbed a mic.
"Hello beautiful, surely you didn't forget about me right?!" I asked innocently.
"What do you want Aj?" She responded with attitude.
"Well I just wanted to give you this." I smiled politely as I took the t-shirt I hung from my back pocket and handed it to her. She then began to open it to see what it says. "I just came out here to put you back in your place. I hope you didn't forget your place in the company now that I'm back." When I finished saying that she was holding up the shirt that should be familiar to her. Coincidentally when she held it up to look at it the front was facing the crowd showing the crowd in big pink letters Aj's B*tch written on it. When she realized what shirt it was she threw it on the ground and stomped on it.
"You have no power around here love. I don't know if I hit you too hard or what but last time I checked I was the champ not you." She growled getting some of the crowd to cheer and the other to boo. All I did was laugh.
"Well yeah you're right Aksana. You are the champion congrats on that. You did the unthinkable and you beat me and took my baby. But there's a problem on your part, you might have beat me but I beat you when it mattered the most. I was afraid you'd react like that so I took the time to bring you the Wrestlemania contract we signed remember this?" I questioned pulling out a copy of the contract from my pocket and holding it up. "If you look right here it says Wrestlemania 30, Aj Lee vs. Aksana for the Divas Championship Loser has-" It was then that she snatched it out my hand and ripped it up into pieces in my face.
"What contract?" She smirked. I just gave her a look before reaching in my pocket and pulling out another copy.
"Loser has to be the winner's-" She then snatched that one and ripped it up. "Do you have any idea how many tree lives you just wasted ripping those up?! It's fine I'll just recycle them, always recycle kids! You know what whatever I have like thirty more backstage. I even framed one and hung it above my bed. Anyway that's besides the point. I want you to pick up that shirt and put it on right now or else." I demanded she then got in my face.
"Or else what?" I was expecting her to say that so I just smiled and cocked my head to the side.
"I was hoping you'd play stupid... Then again you really might not be pretending so I figured I would make you this clip." I smirked. "Don't worry what happened that night is safe with me. I'd never share your melody with anyone." I winked before pointing to the screen. It then showed the clip where we agreed on the stipulation on our match at Wrestlemania. It then showed me winning the match to prove that Aksana is in fact my assistant.
"Oh that's complete bull. You can obviously see I didn't tap out. You cheated!" She complained.
"If the ref didn't see it, it didn't happen. That video clearly shows you lost and now you're mine. I own you Aksana champion or not." I growled getting in her face. "Now you have two options either you pick up that shirt and put it on or you can kiss everything you worked so hard to get goodbye, and have the guilt of letting down all of Lithuania." That struck a nerve in her because her breathing began to pick up a bit. "What's it going to be Sana? I've always wanted to be like the Trump and fire people who don't listen to me." I smirked. She then backed up some not breaking eye contact. "That's right now pick up the shirt."
"I hate you."
"You should have won when it mattered the most. Now put on the shirt." She then picked up the shirt. "Go on first your arms then your head." I then waited for her to finish putting on the shirt.
"There you happy now?" She spat with venom.
"Delighted. Now that that's settled let's get back to what you were talking about before I stopped you. I believe you said somewhere that you need a number one contender. Being you're under my control now It's my job to make these kinds of decisions and I decided that you aren't going to need to make that decision." I smiled looking out over the sea of people. "Judging how excited you are to see me again you are going to offer me that title rematch you owe me." The crowd seemed to think it is a good idea.
"Yeah no way. You're trying to con me into doing what I did to you. Not today love!" She smartly replied getting the fans to boo.
"Well I don't see what the problem is. If you're as good as you claim to be you'd have no problem putting your money where your mouth is." She didn't say anything but look down at the belt. "Come on it's what the crowd wants." To that the crowd came to life with an almost deafening roar. "Unless you're scared because you know you can't beat me. I mean as the champion you aren't supposed to back down from competition, especially not down from someone as small as me. But I'd understand if you're scared to-"
"If you want to go fine we'll go for MY belt." She spoke confidently. Well that was easy she walked right into my trap. Any other day I'd maybe fuck around and maybe let her win... But my girlfriend is in the crowd tonight and I will accept nothing less than a win.
Aksana's POV
Soon after that a referee slid into the ring. He then walked over to me and I handed him my belt. I honestly can't believe they did this, why'd they tell me to cut a promo if I was only going to end up facing Aj? It's whatever though if she wants to come back and think she can just go back to being on top, she has another thing coming. Things have changed under my rule and she needs to realize that things have changed. As I'm standing in my corner I can see Aj staring at me with a very devilish grin. I don't know what she's planning but I'm going to squash whatever the hell she's trying to do. I bet you it probably has to do with the fact that her little friend is sitting front row in the crowd. Yeah I noticed her when I was doing my entrance and I noticed the guy who has on my t-shirt because he was screaming about me being his wife and of course I had to see who it was coming from. Then when I looked at him I noticed her sitting next to him completely dressed in Aj gear. After what she said to me earlier it only makes me want to completely destroy Aj.
"This match is scheduled for one fall, for the Divas Championship. First the challenger from Union City, New Jersey. Aj Lee!" Announced Lillian and the crowd went crazy for her. But she didn't do anything because she is just staring holes in me. "And from Alytus, Lithuania your WWE Divas Champion. Aksana!" The crowd then went crazy for me too. It's good to know the crowd still loves our feud. They know this is about to be one hell of a match. But this one time I'm going to have to disappoint, I'm trying to make quick work of Aj tonight. This wasn't even a scheduled match, and she disrespected me so she has to go. And so that's why I have my vision locked on her because as soon as that bell rings I'm going to run her over. The referee then held up the championship over his head before handing it off to a time keeper.
"Are you ready?" He asked me I just nodded. "Aj ready to go?" She didn't even move she's still just staring at me. "Alright let's go!" He then signaled for the bell. I didn't move I waited for Aj to charge me and as soon as she got halfway to me I charged back. I know Aj and the first thing she will try to do is catch me with a flying forearm. So I easily ducked it and caught her mid-air around the waist, I wasted no time slamming her spine first into the canvas with a bone chilling thud and went for the pin.
"One..." She then kicked out. I don't know how but that's fine I love fighting. So I got up and took her with me. I then threw her into the ropes and when she came back to me I grabbed her and hit her with a Divo drop.
"One... Two..." She kicked out again. I didn't want to have to get violent with her but she's giving me no other option. So I straddled her waist and began raining down punches until the ref pulled me off. As soon as he pulled me off I quickly got back on her and grabbed her by the hair and slammed her head into the canvas.
"NOT SO TOUGH NOW HUH AJ!" I yelled. "THIS IS MY RING NOW!" I then got off her and got to my feet and I waited for her to get to her knees. As soon as she got there I drop kicked her in the chest causing her to fall back. Since I was down here I figured I'd do my signature move. So I sexily crawled around Aj until she was sitting up and I wasted no time swinging my leg hitting her in the face. I'm done with her now so I got up and backed away to size her up for a spear. Aj then slowly began to get to her feet using the ropes to assist her. "COME ON AJ!" I growled as she slowly began to turn around. When she turned completely I charged her but she dove out the way taking the middle rope down with her so I flew right out the ring and into the barricade. That's why it's always a sight to see me and Aj face off because everything is unpredictable. When I looked up I noticed Aj was standing in front of me, but before she could do anything I ran into her and she crashed spine first on the side of the ring causing us both to go down.
At this point I can hear the ref start the count. I waited until he got to four before I got up Aj was still down when I got up so I figured while I'm out here I might as well use it to my advantage. Scanning the area I noticed Aj's little friend cheering for her to get up, what a better way to show my dominance then to rough up Aj in front of her friend. So I grabbed Aj and drug her over to where her friend was standing and picked her up.
"Look Aj it's the only fan you have left." I smiled holding Aj so she could look at her. "Why don't you give her an autograph." I then grabbed Aj by the hair and flung her into the barricade. I couldn't help but let out a chuckle. "Awe that warms my heart!" I cooed. At this point the ref was at an eight count so I picked Aj up and threw her in the ring. When I got in the ring I figured I would end this already. What a better welcome back present then a nice Widow's Peak. So I waited for her to get to her feet before kicking her in the stomach getting her to bend forward. When she was bent over I set her up for the Widow's Peak, I made sure that Aj was facing towards her friend so she can see I'm not exactly someone you want on your bad side. Once I hit it the crowd died down a bit because they know the match is over. I just laughed and went for a pin.
"One... Two..." She kicked out! Are you kidding me right now?! I then got up and got in the refs face.
"THREE! THAT WAS THREE CAN'T YOU COUNT?!" I yelled at him. "I swear I'll have you-" it was then the I was grabbed by my hips and pulled down on to my back.
"One... Two... Three." And just as I managed to kick out it was too late. You've got to be fucking kidding me.
"Here's your winner and the new Divas Champion Aj!" Announced Lillian as Aj quickly slid out the ring and is leaning up against the barricade.
Aj's POV
"THREE! THAT WAS THREE CAN'T YOU COUNT?!" She yelled at the referee. But it's just like I planned play possum and striking at the right moment. That moment is now, so while her back was turned to me I slid underneath her and pulled her down for a roll-up pin. "I swear I'll have you-"
"One... Two... Three." Boom and just like I set out to do I got my baby back. Before Aksana had a chance to render what just happened I slid out the ring. I couldn't help the huge grin that came to my face when the ref handed me my belt. He then held up my hand in victory, but I didn't dare stay there for long. Judging by the way she is staring at me from inside the ring I don't think she can believe it either. But it's too late now because it's mine now. So after the ref let go of my hand I began making my way towards the ramp. If Aksana wasn't mad before the match she is now because she is throwing a temper tantrum in the ring. I don't care though I'll deal with her tomorrow for now I want to go out and celebrate my win with my girlfriend. So after holding up my championship one last time I went through the curtain. The first thing I did was make my way to wardrobe to get my name put back on it. Once I dropped it off I headed to the locker room so I could get changed into my street clothes so I can go get Roni.
By the time I finished changing and thanking people who congratulated me the main event was just starting. So that's good because it's I think it's Dean and Seth in the ring again and the fans seem to love when Dean gets his hands on Seth. That means nobody will notice me make my way over to Roni. For insurance I put on a black hoodie and sunglasses. I then left backstage and began to navigate my way through the corridors to find the part of the arena she is seated in. Going through front of house is just as confusing to me as it would be for someone to try and navigate backstage. I usually don't ever come out here so I don't know where I'm going. I eventually just kept peeking through the curtains to see where I am facing towards the ring as a spectator. Unfortunately for me I was on the opposite side of where Roni is sitting. Once I figured that out I decided to just skip over there, I'm wearing one of my Aj Lee hoodies. People will just think I'm a fan who wants to be like Aj only I am Aj. Basically the faster I move the less time people have to recognize me. It didn't take long for me to get over to where I needed to be. Once at the right section I walked through the curtain and began to make my way down the steps. I didn't have any trouble getting down there only I just had to show one of the security guards who I was so he could let me through. Once I got to Roni I squatted down below the barricade so I wouldn't be seen by the cameras. I then tapped her on the shoulder. She then turned to look at me and her face instantly lit up. But before she could say anything I put my finger to my lips letting her know not right now. I didn't have to say anything else because she got what I wanted her to do.
"Alright bro take it easy." She spoke patting the Aksana t-shirt Guy on the shoulder as she stood up.
"Alright drive safely." He responded.
"You to." And with that she grabbed her soda off the floor in one hand and interlaced her other hand with mine. I then lead her back up the steps and through the curtains to the main area. "Where are we going?" She asked.
"Back to the hotel." I spoke simply. Taking off my shades and looking at her. "I decided I'd be cute and get you myself." I then turned back around and kept walking.
"Oh okay." We were making good progress until as we were walking a little boy was running and then he tripped and fell right in front of us. Out of pure instinct I ran over to him and picked him up because he started crying. He had to have been at least four or five because he was about the same size as Lealynn.
"Hey kiddo don't cry you're alright." I cooed holding him.
"Oh my gosh I am so sorry. He is just so upset that John Cena didn't win tonight and he won't listen to me anymore then he just ran off." Spoke a blonde haired woman as she came up to me.
"It's totally okay. I get that way when Cena doesn't win either." I grinned handing him back to her. "What's his name." I asked taking off my hood enough so she could see my face. As soon as I did that the boy stopped crying and the mother smiled at me.
"Aiden." She responded. "He absolutely adores you Aj."
"Hi Aiden!" I smiled poking him in the stomach getting him to giggle. A slight blush came to his cheeks before he cuddled into his mother. That's why I love little kids because some are really adorable. "I really like you too." I cooed. He just smiled even wider.
"Hi Aj." He spoke softly before burying his face in his moms neck.
"He's autistic so he is very shy and doesn't talk much. But when he watches you guys he just gets so excited. Especially when Cena comes on he just turns into a different person cheering and yelling. I wish you could have seen him when you won earlier he was ecstatic. He has a huge crush on you." She spoke rubbing his back. It's these kinds of stories that keep me wanting to keep doing what I do. To some it's just entertainment but to others it's what gets them through the day and I love it.
"Awe that's really sweet if only you were a little bit older!" I smiled poking him on his stomach getting him to giggle again. "Here how about I give you my wristband. That way it's like I'll always be with you." I spoke taking off one of my wristbands and holding it open so he could put it on. "There see now we are best friends." I smiled.
"What do you say Aiden?"
"Thank you."
"No problem little buddy." I grinned ruffling his hair.
"Thank you so much for this I'm pretty sure you just made his night doing that." Spoke his mom.
"It's no problem because he made my night." I smiled wholeheartedly. "But unfortunately I have to get backstage before I get mobbed by the rest of the fans." I spoke looking at the time that was displayed on a LCD board.
"Thanks again."
"It was nothing I love all my fans. I have to go now Aiden can I get a hug?" I asked holding out my arms for a hug. He the let go of his mother and gave me a hug. If there is one rule I have about hugging fans is I never let go first. You never know what they are going through and sometimes all they need is a hug to brighten their day. When he let me go I kissed him on the cheek and then gave him back to his mother.
"It was really nice meeting you." Spoke his mom.
"It was a bigger pleasure meeting you. I wish we could chat longer but I really gotta go now. See you later Aiden." And with that I walked over to Roni and interlaced her hand with mine. We then kept walking in the direction we were headed, I also made sure to put my hood back down.
"That was really cute what you did for him. I wish you could have seen it from my point of view." Roni smiled looking at me.
"Well I love all my fans and it just so happens that they vary in age. Besides did you see the way he stopped crying once he realized it was me? It's moments like that that keeps me doing what I do." So meeting him really was a highlight of my night. It's just as an exciting moment for us wrestlers to meet fans as it is for fans to meet us.
"I know I saw and I know how it feels to make someone smile just by saying hi. My fans are the same way with me and it's really a one of a kind feeling."
"So then now you understand why I love my job so much." It was at this point that we made it backstage again. "But come on let's go pick up my baby then we can get out of here." It was then that Roni stopped walking and pulled me back into her.
"Congrats on your win babe I'm proud of you." She smiled before pressing her lips to mine. I deserve this so without breaking the kiss I hopped up and wrapped my legs around her waist. And we just kissed until we were both breathless.
"Thank you. It hurt like hell but it was all worth it." I grinned being Aksana damn near tore me apart out there.
"Yea I don't think I'll ever be okay with you being thrown around like that." I couldn't help but giggle.
"You're so cute when you worry about me. I'm fine so you better get use to seeing it if you're my girlfriend." I cooed before connecting my lips to hers again. I had to cut that kiss short because if we make out any longer I just might take her where she stands. "Okay seriously let's go because I want to go celebrate and get ice cream." I spoke getting off her and back on my feet.
"It's your night so we can do whatever it is you want to do champ." She smirked getting me to smile. I really do like us together we're awesome. Then from there we went to wardrobe and then to the locker room so I could get my stuff. Now that I think about it I haven't seen Aksana since the match, I hope she's okay. But then again I'm sure Zack is taking care of her. Or at least I hope he is... If he is all I gotta say is good luck because you don't want to be near her when she is mad. I know from experience. That doesn't matter because she isn't my baggage anymore so I don't really care about what she's doing. It's all about Aj right now and my main focus is what kind of ice cream I'm going to get.
Okay seriously how cute is it that Aj decked Roni out in all her merchandise? I dunno I thought it was so fucking cute. Then add to that Roni was up close and personal to see Aj win back her championship. And then Aj met Aiden.. Ow my heart! It was so adorable I can't deal. Poor Aksana lost her belt just like how she won it... Well not exactly like that but you get the point. Yea and so as long as you know that Fairies are real and you do believe they exist, you can really do just about anything.. Except slam a revolving door. Yea I know it's just not possible I'm sorry but it's true. I've tried it myself that shit just ain't going to happen. But that's okay because revolving doors are fun as hell to play in. So is elevator tag hide-n-seek. That is the game of my childhood because me, my sis, and bro use to do karate together. And sometimes our tournaments will be held in hotels with multiple floors. So to pass the time we would run around and play on the elevators. Yeah we were some badass energetic kids. And to be honest I still to this day play that game I don't even care. I will never grow up because being an adult sucks eggs. Long Live Childhood! -Joz #Fuckitup